The Most Annoying Things Gapers Do

[Tical]

I love to flow a bunch of features in the terrain park... But seriously, the majority of what I see is gapers who suck and are too embarresed to face others in the park, who dont wait their turn to hit the features.. Most the time their is a line is because we are waiting our turn to hit a bunch of features that are set up to be fllowed... Your straight airs are getting lame dude.. Im just kidding.. , I will snake a hit every once in a while, when Im in the zone and shit, but at least I feel bad about it..

[Blurred Elevens]

Dude, at the top of the park on the first hit/feature is one thing, I feel ya, but most gape every hit, and when I'm flowing they snake me not looking up hill first. That's just gay.

[schuss]

Originally posted by Blurred Elevens
Dude, at the top of the park on the first hit/feature is one thing, I feel ya, but most gape every hit, and when I'm flowing they snake me not looking up hill first. That's just gay.

you have a lot of pent up rage don't you?

[Blurred Elevens]

Originally posted by schuss
you have a lot of pent up rage don't you?

Angst, rage, pain, hate, anger, desire, want, anxiety......yup, all stocked up on that here...

[interloper]

I'd like to know Jack Handy's thoughts on this.

[Snow Dog]

Originally posted by Blurred Elevens
BTW-Thanks for bringing the safety bar thing up. I hate having to be concious of that thing everytime I get on the chair. The first time you're not...WHACK!! Than I'm really fucking pissed and let them know what's up.

If you haven't figured out that the bar will come down within 3 seconds of liftoff or not at all then smoke less pot.

(And there's a dent on the back of my helmet from safety bars.)

[Blurred Elevens]

Originally posted by Snow Dog
If you haven't figured out that the bar will come down within 3 seconds of liftoff or not at all then smoke less pot.

(And there's a dent on the back of my helmet from safety bars.)

Problem is dude, you can't relax if that bar hasn't come down after 3 seconds. You may think to yourself, "cool, these guys don't need the bar"...20 seconds later you're loading your bowl and WHACK!! Right in the back of your head. You drop your bowl, and than go off on the fucker who is about to die!

If the bar doesn't come down, it's 10 minutes of anticipating that maybe it will. If you forget about it.......................... WHACK!!

[Ted Stryker]

Originally posted by SummitCo 1776
I'm 7 miles from the basin and just a little farther to the pass and loveland and thats what matters to me.

exactly

go kill it, rad and righteous back country brother.

BTW- putt putt is really cool. the hole with the windmill is so super gnarly sicky sick

[Blurred Elevens]

Originally posted by Ted Stryker
exactly

go kill it, rad and righteous back country brother.

BTW- putt putt is really cool. the hole with the windmill is so super gnarly sicky sick

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Not too bad Ted...I'd give that about a 5. Well...maybe a 6, you really outdid yourself.

[summit]

Originally posted by Ted Stryker
exactly

go kill it, rad and righteous back country brother.

BTW- putt putt is really cool. the hole with the windmill is so super gnarly sicky sick

Ted! You can do better! Seriously, I'm disappointed in you. You are losing your touch.

[Ted Stryker]

brett - you don't even have a clue as to what i am talking about....

so you can stop peeing on your leg now; its getting embarassing.

[summit]

fill me in too ted... whats the deal with the putt putt windmill crap?

[Blurred Elevens]

Originally posted by Ted Stryker
brett - you don't even have a clue as to what i am talking about....

so you can stop peeing on your leg now; its getting embarassing.

I think it's only you who pees on his leg at humor. What do you do when you cry? Jerk a load on your face?! When I "get a clue what you're talking about" will you hook me up with a hand-job?
Thanks TED, your mom says high...I mean hello...

[Squirrel99]

Today at Alpental:
Friend of mine had a run-in with a 'former' Alp troller. Decided it was 'safe' to bring his 5, 6, 7 year olds through the bc gates with no gear (him or the kids)- kids flailed whining (saw on separate ridge) and boy/girl hit one of those infamous holes but fortunately only lost a ski. Dad was spouting comments at anyone that passed by and told him he shouldn't be bringing that ignorance to the bc. What an idiot!

Great way to set an example for taking his kids through a bc gate where someone is still missing while Patrol has search parties out probing and he's saying the snow is the safest it has ever been. Sure, that's why I didn't have any slough riding with me in the steeper terrain today Plus, anyone ever heard of snow that is '100% safe?'

[iceman]

That dude shouldn't reproduce again. Tell me his name and I'll cut his nuts off with pleasure.

THIS is what PM was invented for.

[Squirrel99]

Well, I'm assuming Alp fired him for being an ignorant prick in the first place. He'd be the guy jumping in your line in avie terrain that sets off a slide off from above and wipes you out (reminds me of that guy who started a slab in Lenas this year right above a 1500 foot boot pack full of people). Must be amateur week still- lots of jackasses on the mountain. I'll have my cleaver handy tomorrow.