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  1. 01-27-2006, 09:44 AM #1
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    WWMD: Free skis

    I won a brand new pair of '06 B3's. Sweet right? Cept they're B3W's - womens skis.

    Would you guys sack up and ski them, and then deal with all the constant bashing from your friends and strangers?

    Or would you give them to your lady?

    I was thinking of mounting them AT and telling the world to go fuck themselves for the next few years...
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  2. 01-27-2006, 09:45 AM #2
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    Why not sell on ebay and put the cash toward a pair of skis that don't lack testicles?
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  3. 01-27-2006, 09:46 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by K-Stormchaser
    Would you guys sack up and ski them
    If you need to "sack up" to ride women's skis, you might want to consider trading in your whole quiver for some snowlerblades.
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  4. 01-27-2006, 09:53 AM #4
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    Why don't you see if you can take them to a shop and trade them for some men's sticks? Or sell them and use the money to buy some new skis.
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  5. 01-27-2006, 09:55 AM #5
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    Sacking up wouldnt be to ride the skis, it'd be for the verbal abuse and beatings I get for riding them...
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  7. 01-27-2006, 09:58 AM #7
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    I would glue them to your helmet and huck a lawn dart off a cliff and land on your head, all while jamming to Brittany Spears on your speakers.
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  8. 01-27-2006, 09:59 AM #8
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    He can't, they'd scratch up his speakers.
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  9. 01-27-2006, 09:59 AM #9
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    I vote for eBaying them. You'll get top dollar on there for current model bandits.
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  10. 01-27-2006, 10:06 AM #10
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    I forgot to mention they were autographed by Lindsey Kildow of the 2006 US Ski Team.



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    Quote Originally Posted by K-Stormchaser

    Or would you give them to your lady?

    I was thinking of mounting them AT and telling the world to go fuck themselves for the next few years...
    I think you should give them to my lady, she's looking for a new pair of pow sticks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by K-Stormchaser
    I forgot to mention they were autographed by Lindsey Kildow of the 2006 US Ski Team.



    don't know how that changes the equation, but mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......
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    Man, she is hot. Stump is right. Sell them, and get some real boards. What size are they? My wife might be interested.
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  14. 01-27-2006, 10:13 AM #14
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    They're short...168.
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    if you don't have a lady in your life, mount some demo plates on them and put an add in the paper
    'single woman who can drive a pair of autographed B3's needed"
    have fun ith the test drives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by K-Stormchaser
    They're short...168.
    Jesus Christ!!! You're considering keeping these? Sell!
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  17. 01-27-2006, 10:20 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by yooper
    Jesus Christ!!! You're considering keeping these? Sell!

    Trees are tight on the EC... And I'm a fatass at 160 lbs.
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  18. 01-27-2006, 10:20 AM #18
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    Ebay all the way.
    1 you will get top $$$$ if you include her pic in your add.
    2 Then go get a real pair of sticks!
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    Quote Originally Posted by K-Stormchaser
    Trees are tight on the EC... And I'm a fatass at 160 lbs.
    Are you kidding me? You can't manage a high 170 or a low 180 ski in those trees? Are you that bad of a skier. What happens when you want to mach down another run? I'll admit, I've never skied on the EC but is this really an excuse?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Below Zero
    Are you kidding me? You can't manage a high 170 or a low 180 ski in those trees? Are you that bad of a skier. What happens when you want to mach down another run? I'll admit, I've never skied on the EC but is this really an excuse?

    Edi: Highway Star, feel free to jump in for commentary.
    All my skis run 165-175. Speeds not a problem. Never tried anything bigger...
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  22. 01-27-2006, 10:29 AM #22
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    i'd say bring them into a shop and flex them next to the unisex version to see how stiff/soft they are in comparison.

    if a bit softer, sell, if not, ski 'em.

    length sounds appropriate for bushwacking on the EC. for a skinny dude.
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    Quote Originally Posted by K-Stormchaser
    All my skis run 165-175. Speeds not a problem. Never tried anything bigger...
    Well you have like more skis then anyone i know on the EC, I say sell them, No reason to add a Chick ski to your quiver.

    I could never understand why dudes ride long skis until i got a hold of the 06 B4's in 179, (I only have 10-15 pounds on you) on the one real pow day i had this year. I felt way more in control in the tight trees cause the ski was just dominating the snow instead of the snow dominating the ski.
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  24. 01-27-2006, 11:21 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by K-Stormchaser
    I won a brand new pair of '06 B3's. Sweet right? Cept they're B3W's - womens skis.

    Have a sex change operation
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  25. 01-27-2006, 11:33 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by marshalolson
    length sounds appropriate for bushwacking on the EC. for a skinny dude.
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    Wrong answer.

    ebay them and buy something you'll use, the autograph might add some value.
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