Maggot Bar Review

[yesIsaidyes]

Crazy Horse too...

[Professor]

Rontele: I may be up for turns next week, but it really depends on the weather. I try to work whenever it isnt snowing. Back to the Bar Review topic, now that we have all agreed on the premise, we need to work out details. New threads or all the same thread? I would vote for new threads, but they should definitely be confined to the Padded Room.....or Techtalk just to piss people off.....

[Rusty Nails]

New thread once a week in the Padded Room.

Fack. So I left out a few bars -- hell, there are plenty of others. I thought I did pretty good off the top of my head.

Humpy's was my usual hang out.

[yesIsaidyes]

When did you work up here and who for?

[Rusty Nails]

You will learn when I am ready to teach you my young apprentice...

[powder11]

Ive killed lots of time on the shuffleboard game at Oles pub. coldest Olympia in Ak.

[Camel Toad]

Ive killed lots of time on the shuffleboard game at Oles pub. coldest Olympia in Ak.

olympia???? that shit tells you what's wrong with it. says it right on the label
"it's the water"

i'm not a lawyer...and damnit i refuse to play one on tgr. but i can help with a bar review of say the pipeline club (valdez), rays (seward), elbow room (dutch harbor, hear it closed, so maybe carl's instead), the alaskan (juneau), unknown/no name bar (akutan), board of trade (nome), motherload (palmer),and on and on...hmmm these are visited only after serious exertion/epic ski days...naturally. or at least a vigorous walk.

[schindlerpiste]

As a practicing lawyer for the past 18 years, I'm in. I am familiar with the bar(s) in NY, NJ, and have been a "member" of many bars in Park City, Germany and Austria.

[Will]

I'm a 1L presently doing time in Ithaca.

There's a sign in one of the common areas warning us: "Are your law studies leading to the wrong Bar?" I suppose that qualifies me for a bar review.

And oh my heavens, the Chapter House Brew Pub is a delight. Here's the list of booze on tap:

Wagner Valley IPA

Bear Republic Racer #5

Southern Tier IPA

Lost Coast Indica Pale Ale

Middle Ages IPA

Young's Double Chocolate Stout

Ithaca Stout

Guinness

Middle Ages Black Heart

Lake Placid Ubu Brown

Newcastle Brown Ale

PBR

Yuengling Lager

Harp Lager

Anchorsteam

Sierra Pale Ale

Anchor Liberty Ale

Bass Ale

Jever

Stella Artois

Pilsner Urquell

Brooklyn Smoked Porter

Saranac Black Forest

Anchor Porter

Boddington Pub Cream Ale

Anderson Valley Boont Amber

Saranac Amber Ale

Paulaner Hefeweizen

Blue Moon

Victory Golden Monkey

Lindemans Raspberry Lambic

Hoegaarden

Ithaca Apricot Wheat

Rogue Dead Guy Ale

Victory StormKing

Magic Hat #9

Magner's Irish Cider

Strongbow

Stone Arrogant Bastard Ale

Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale (seasonal)

Great Divide Hibernation Ale (seasonal)

[Arnold Pants]

I'm in. I'm a semester away from lawyerhood, so plenty of bar reviewing will be taking place over the next few months.

[Yeti]

When I was visiting law schools some time ago, one of the things that impressed me most about the place I ended up was a huge sign in a stairwell that read
LSD

Turns out it was promoting the "Law Student Division" of the ABA, but hey, I'll take what I can get.

[Sutter]

When did you work up here and who for?

not one of you will mention the Pioneer Bar!? Who did you associate with?

[yesIsaidyes]

by the time I get to the Pioneer, I am in no condition to remember the name of the establishment I am in...

[ole2planker]

This will be my 28th year before the bar. How the fuck did that happen?

The Macallan is my drink. Regular bar is my firm's large conference room. Cabinet is always stocked with Macallan Fine Oak 12 year.

[Sutter]

"scotch scotch scotch, I love scotch!!!" scotch dickwaving.

[gonzo]

Even though the strange ways of this board confuse and frighten me, I'm in.

+10 points for an unfrozen reference!

I drive on Lake Shore Drive in Chicago every day to get to school. On the way home after my first day of orientation, there was one of those big-ass traffic-message signs right at the stop light by the entrance to Lake Shore near school with two alternating messages that read: "PAUL SIMON" then "TAKE LSD"..."PAUL SIMON"..."TAKE LSD"..."PAUL SIMON"..."TAKE LSD"...

I sat at the stoplight mezmerized and wondering what sort of a wonderfully great fucked-up place I had just started school...

Then I realized they wanted people to take Lake Shore Drive to the Paul Simon concert that night. Not nearly as cool as I hoped. And it turns out Hyde Park sucks a big fat dick.

[1080Rider]

I'm in fellas... I'll be at los juegos de X this weekend so I'll have to do the bar review for this week. Prolly be aspen, and I'll try to remember at least the name of the place.

[Yossarian]

Ha! Will my friend...Chappies, eh?
Gotta love the popcorn and the tap selection.

Not a law guy, but class of '99 and '01 on the hill there, and lived within 100 yards of the Chapter House for two of my years.

I'm going to want a full bar review from you, haven't been back to town since.

Does Dunbars still do $5 for 5 shots and a pitcher on Wednesdays?
Does the Clubhouse still exist and let all the underage kiddies in?
Is the Palms still the "Senior Undergrad and First Year Grad" bar?
I could go on and on.

Oh, and puuuhlease tell me the Shortstop still exists? Best subs ever.
How about Thai Cuisine? Little Joe's? I think Little Joe's went under. Speaking of under, what about the pizza place downstairs there? Speaking of pizza, how about the Nines? There it is, that's the other Bar I want reviewed.

Chapter House and the Nines, if it still exists.

Oh wait, I'm not a lawyer. Dammit!

[Core Shot]

it turns out Hyde Park sucks a big fat dick.

1) Jimmy's Woodlawn Tap
2) Ribs n Bibs
3) Harolds Chicken Shack

For anything else, you are screwed.
You shouldn't be living in HP after your first year anyway.

[Hutch]

+10 points for an unfrozen reference!

I drive on Lake Shore Drive in Chicago every day to get to school. On the way home after my first day of orientation, there was one of those big-ass traffic-message signs right at the stop light by the entrance to Lake Shore near school with two alternating messages that read: "PAUL SIMON" then "TAKE LSD"..."PAUL SIMON"..."TAKE LSD"..."PAUL SIMON"..."TAKE LSD"...

I sat at the stoplight mezmerized and wondering what sort of a wonderfully great fucked-up place I had just started school...

Then I realized they wanted people to take Lake Shore Drive to the Paul Simon concert that night. Not nearly as cool as I hoped. And it turns out Hyde Park sucks a big fat dick.

Northwestern or U of Chicago ?

[gonzo]

UChicago. I didn't live in HP even my first year. I am sitting at the intersection of woodlawn and 57th and it sucks dick. No suprise!

I have been here 3 years and have not ONCE seen an attractive undergrad female. NOT ONCE! NOT ONE FUCKING ATTRACTIVE WOMAN!

in-con-ceivable.

[irul&ublo]

Only if it is something fun. You already know the places I want to go for additional researching though so I'm sure it will be. My areteries are still crusted over from last time.

NO ACCOUNTANTS!!!!!!

I'm in. Bar review at Club 2Me, 4730 J St., Sacramento

[Will]

Ha! Will my friend...Chappies, eh?
Gotta love the popcorn and the tap selection.
...
Speaking of pizza, how about the Nines? There it is, that's the other Bar I want reviewed.

Chapter House and the Nines, if it still exists.

Oh wait, I'm not a lawyer. Dammit!

Ah, but you can play one on TV. The nines is still about, as is the "oy l palm" (the sign has seen better days). I'll take a look about for this Shortstop place you speak of, but as a first-year there's not much free time. My knowledge of Ithaca is limited to the path from my house to the law school and from the law school to wherever the party is on friday night.

Speaking of which, the Jewish law students assoc is having a bar tab tomorrow at the Chapter House. I think it'll be a good chance to take some practice swings at this bar review business. I am not jewish, not even religious at all, but I am from NYC and I like free beer. In other words "L'Chaim!"

[yesIsaidyes]

UChicago. I didn't live in HP even my first year. I am sitting at the intersection of woodlawn and 57th and it sucks dick. No suprise!

I have been here 3 years and have not ONCE seen an attractive undergrad female. NOT ONCE! NOT ONE FUCKING ATTRACTIVE WOMAN!

in-con-ceivable.

There was one...I married her but then again, I went to Michigan law...

[Odin]

Crazy Horse too...

Um......

Any place that has to offer TEXAS HOLDEM nights to get people to come into a TITTIE BAR, has some serious issues.

nobody mentioned.......

PJ's!!!!

YEAH

PJ's

If you aren't spending time on spenard you just aren't having any fun, or stds. either way.

Note: I am not a lawyer per se, but I have used the word De-Brief before.