Alright -- let's figure out how many damn lawyers and law students we have here. This way, we can band together and defend ourselves if Scot Schmidt ever gets a posse together to kill us off.
I suggest only a couple rules:
1) No discussions of substantive law while wearing skis.
2) Pro Bono legal advice to fellow maggots when practical.
3) Bar Review includes a review of a drinking establishment once a week by a lawyer on the board. Just indicate the week ahead who will do it. I suggest one of you pick it up for this week since I will be busy as hell until next monday.
Any other suggestions? Who's in?
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Thread: Maggot Bar Review
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01-23-2006, 03:46 PM #1
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Maggot Bar Review
Last edited by Rusty Nails; 01-23-2006 at 03:50 PM.
"Girl, let us freak."
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01-23-2006, 03:51 PM #2
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Count me in. I can pick up the review after this coming weekend's newest forte in Seattle's Bar scene.
Res Ipsa Drinkotur.
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01-23-2006, 03:53 PM #3
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I'm in. That is, I'm in American Legal History right now and can't respond more fully.
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Using the Whole Fist, Doc?: Moooon Riverrrrrr
Drink of Choice: Maker's & Soda
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01-23-2006, 03:54 PM #4
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Count me in. I vote to also ban all latin legaleese puns. This means you, commonlaw.
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01-23-2006, 03:57 PM #5
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I'm in and will do the bar review for this week. Thirsty Thursdays at Shanahan's tavern in the Couv. 1$ beer night brings out those who ordinarily live under a rock or are my defendants (one in the same I guess)...I may actually have to stop going there after this Thursday for fear of a conflict of interest arising.
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01-23-2006, 03:58 PM #6
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Let's see, by names and avatars I'm joined by the worst looking dude on the board, a sleazy lawyer from Bloom County, and a garden elf??? Fuck. Off to a great start...
Commonlaw and Girlski -- you have the first reviews. Girlski this week, Commonlaw next week. Of course, I know many a Seattle bar, so don't come up short. Damn if I wouldn't kill for Marg at Pesos right now!"Girl, let us freak."
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01-23-2006, 04:00 PM #7
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Originally Posted by gonzo
Agreed.
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01-23-2006, 04:07 PM #8
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I would be happy to assist in this worthy endeavor. But it sounds like the next few weeks we are set. I will calendar a trip to the "Utah Classic" aka "Bar X" for a few weeks down the road. I have been meaning to take MT there anyway, just to show him that Montana is not the only state that has little crappy bars with cold cheap beer..... Ummm TANKERS!
"I dont hike.... my legs are too heavy"
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01-23-2006, 04:08 PM #9
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Originally Posted by Rusty Nails
I can only assume that "worst looking dude on the Board" refers to me. While I will not rely completely on my pituitary gland issues, I can say that the rockin this mullet and glasses with the goggle strap lands me major ass at the Seattle bars and will only fuel my Bar Review TR. I won't consider your statement as libel considering that truth is an ultimate defense.
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01-23-2006, 04:10 PM #10
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Even though the strange ways of this board confuse and frighten me, I'm in.
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01-23-2006, 04:15 PM #11
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Me too - although not sure who cares about Anchorage bars...Michigan Law '05 - now clerking for the State Court of Appeals (recently given a big ups in Berman's law and sentencing blog)...
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01-23-2006, 04:20 PM #12
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BTW can I get continuing legal education credits for this?
"I dont hike.... my legs are too heavy"
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01-23-2006, 04:21 PM #13
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I am a lawyer in SLC.
Work right next door to Bar X, too, prof, so perhaps I can lend a hand . . . shit, maybe I'll head over there right now ... so thirsty...
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01-23-2006, 04:27 PM #14
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One more ad hominem attack like that and I'll come down there and slash your tires. Originally Posted by Rusty Nails
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01-23-2006, 04:28 PM #15
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The new pope is a drinking lawyer that works in Salt Lake?
Truly the lord works in mysterious ways."It is not the result that counts! It is not the result but the spirit! Not what - but how. Not what has been attained - but at what price.
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01-23-2006, 04:30 PM #16
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No accountants!
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01-23-2006, 04:33 PM #17
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Hey! I took classes at the lie school! it sed studints!
edit- besides, I don't want in your gay little club."It is not the result that counts! It is not the result but the spirit! Not what - but how. Not what has been attained - but at what price.
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01-23-2006, 04:36 PM #18
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You are more than welcome to help me do research when you are in town, despite your disparaging/homophobic comments Originally Posted by lemon boy
"I dont hike.... my legs are too heavy"
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01-23-2006, 04:40 PM #19
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Count me in to take care of Hoboken/NYC and SoVT if needed. Seton Hall '07 - shoulda been '06 but I was dumb enough to sign on for a M.A. as well.
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01-23-2006, 04:40 PM #20
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Only if it is something fun. You already know the places I want to go for additional researching though so I'm sure it will be. My areteries are still crusted over from last time.
"It is not the result that counts! It is not the result but the spirit! Not what - but how. Not what has been attained - but at what price.
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01-23-2006, 04:40 PM #21
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I want in the gay little club, but only if I can continue making disparaging/homophobic comments as a memeber. Actually, I'm not homophobic. I'm actually in favor of same-sex marriage as long as they're both the same race. Originally Posted by Professor
You are more than welcome to help me do research when you are in town, despite your disparaging/homophobic commentsI should want to cook him a simple meal, but I shouldn't want to cut into him, to tear the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born unto new worlds where his flesh becomes my key.
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01-23-2006, 04:42 PM #22
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count me in. i go to the school's bar review every thursday except a week from this Thurs when I am going to Ootah (Professor, care to join us on the slopes?)
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01-23-2006, 04:43 PM #23
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Humpy's Originally Posted by yesIsaidyes
Simon and Seaforts
The Corvair
F Street (many a lawyer)
Koots
Last Frontier
Irish Setter (if ya like hookers)
Beartooth and Moose's Tooth
Rumrunners
Darwins
Then, of course, there's the few in Girdwood as well. Now, you also better put up a solid review when the time comes as some of us practiced drinking (and a bit of law) up there for a few years...
Rekanize."Girl, let us freak."
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01-23-2006, 04:45 PM #24
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you definitely forgot the Great Alaskan Bush Company. Originally Posted by Rusty Nails
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01-23-2006, 04:48 PM #25
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You forgot the Office Lounge on Northernlights and Bernie's downtown - although IMHO there is only one bar in Anchorage and it is called Darwin's (the rest are lame imitations since the oil boom coke money dried up) - more on this later in my review...
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