Bag of shit

**Dirty Hoar** · 01-22-2006, 11:46 PM

I am selling my bag of shit. This shit's pretty good. It's not that kind of shit. It's just a bag-o-shit and I would like to make it your shit.

Serious offers only please. Reasonable shipping included.

**cj001f** · 01-22-2006, 11:47 PM

Is it the shit? Or just shit? Will it give me the shits?

**mmmthmtskier** · 01-23-2006, 02:14 AM

Howz the quality of the bag itself? 'Cause you know I like to keep my shit together...

**sfotex** · 01-23-2006, 08:27 AM

You're asking too much for your shit, I can get it cheaper on e-bay.

**Obstruction** · 01-23-2006, 08:50 AM

I was looking for a pile of shit.

Are you willing to repackage?

**mrryde** · 01-23-2006, 09:36 AM

Buyer beware, seller is full of shit

**Dirty Hoar** · 01-23-2006, 11:16 AM

You guys need to quit cunting up my thread. This is some serious shit here. To make the offer even sweeter I just piled on some more shit. The winner of this bid is really going to get some sweet ass shit... in a bag.

**Sutter** · 01-23-2006, 11:22 AM

how much more to make it a steaming bag of shit?

BLOODSWEATSTEEL · 01-23-2006, 11:52 AM

Looks like shit
Smells like shit
Tastes like shit.

Hmmm... Good ting we no step in it.

**Obstruction** · 01-23-2006, 12:00 PM

"But it's really great shit Mrs. Pretsky!"

**Buster Highmen** · 01-23-2006, 12:11 PM

Originally Posted by Obstruction

"But it's really great shit Mrs. Pretsky!"

Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers.

**jetski** · 01-23-2006, 12:55 PM

Originally Posted by BLOODSWEATSTEEL

Looks like shit
Smells like shit
Tastes like shit.

Hmmm... Good ting we no step in it.

No way! Is that quote from "Caveman"? Its been years since I have seen that flick.

Oh sorry for the hijack... Good luck with your shit.

**Shen** · 01-23-2006, 01:07 PM

Oh, SHIT

**Worlb** · 01-23-2006, 03:13 PM

Taoism

Shit happens
Confucianism

Confucius say, shit happens
Buddhism

If shit happens, it isn't really shit
Zen

What is the sound of shit happening
Hinduism

This shit happened before
Islam

If this shit happens it is the will of Allah
Protestanism

let shit happen to someone else
Catholicism

If shit happen, you deserve it
Judaism

Why does this shit always happen to us
Atheism

I don't believe this shit
Agnosticism

What is this shit

**72Twenty** · 01-23-2006, 05:38 PM

That's a buncha shit.

**J-Rad** · 01-23-2006, 05:42 PM

I can't believe I actually read this shitty thread.

**72Twenty** · 01-23-2006, 05:45 PM

Can this shit be used as wolf bait?

**cj001f** · 01-23-2006, 05:48 PM

More importantly does this shit work as cougar bait?

**The Dad** · 01-23-2006, 05:56 PM

Originally Posted by flabango

Reasonable shipping included.

Dude, I only care about reasonable shitting.

**Vets** · 01-23-2006, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BLOODSWEATSTEEL
Looks like shit
Smells like shit
Tastes like shit.

Hmmm... Good ting we no step in it.

Originally Posted by jetski
No way! Is that quote from "Caveman"? Its been years since I have seen that flick.

Classic shit from Cheech and Chong - Chabornik (sp?)

**Dirty Hoar** · 01-23-2006, 06:59 PM

This bag of shit will make all your wildest dreams come true and is 50 times more exciting than any other shit out there. I really need to unload this shit as soon as possible to make room for my new desk fan. Someone really needs to sack up and buy my shit.