Real or Fake?

**TJ.Brk** · 02-20-2004, 10:30 AM

Real.

I dated a girl out in Cali that had a pair of fakes. Sure they look great, but they felt like someone took silly putty and stretched it over a cereal bowl

**Viva** · 02-20-2004, 10:43 AM

Originally posted by TJ.Brk

I dated a girl out in Cali that had a pair of fakes.

I think that she "had a pair" goes without saying.

**Tippster** · 02-20-2004, 10:50 AM

So much hate...

"If you prick them, do they not leak?"

**ak_powder_monkey** · 02-20-2004, 11:03 AM

real and in proportion to the body

**AntiSoCalSkier** · 02-20-2004, 12:26 PM

Originally posted by Beaver
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Anyone looking for a new avatar?

**TJ.Brk** · 02-20-2004, 05:48 PM

Originally posted by Viva
I think that she "had a pair" goes without saying.

Well if you want to see a boat load of fake boobies go to "henry & harry's, and the red onion" at Newport Beach.

Just remember to not laugh so hard and blow your beer through your nose when you see guys with hair plugs hitting on the trophy Barbie Dolls

Oh and it makes a great bar drinking game. Each time you see a fake hair guy hitting on the Trophy Barbies you drink one of the following shots depending on the types of fake hair:

-toupey= shot of tokillya
-standard hair plugs=shot of JD
-complete wig= shot of wild turkey
-old man fake hair= double shots of flaming piggys

*WARNING* When playing this game at Newport Beach , CA you will run into all 4 types of fake hair, so you will get very drunk on this game in a very short period of time. Very bad hangover will surely follow

**powderhound** · 02-20-2004, 05:51 PM

real, you can squeeze them harder

**Viva** · 02-20-2004, 05:55 PM

Originally posted by TJ.Brk
Well if you want to see a boat load of fake boobies go to "henry & harry's, and the red onion" at Newport Beach. [/I]

Heh...I used to live in Irvine. I remember that Red Onion well...talk about cougar central, that place was a college boy's wet dream...