A little something to start your day - Boob humor

[KQ]

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

[DougW]

The Miracle of Toilet Paper
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining
to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion:



"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.



"How long will this take?" I ask. "They will grow larger over a period
of years," he replies. I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of
toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger
over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again.

Stupid, stupid man.

[KQ]

What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.
What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?
Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from. Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple..

The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.

[The AD]

I prefer the term "over the shoulder boulder holder."

[bad_roo]

I prefer the term "over the shoulder boulder holder."

Or if you're from Bath, "over the shoder boder hoder"

[The AD]

I wouldn't know about Bath. I'm from Seatto.

Nice signature, by the way!

[A-wreck]

Tits are great.

[flatlander#2]

this thread is useless without pics.

[bad_roo]

this thread is useless without animated gifs

www.animatedboobs.com/ does pretty much what it says on the tin. NSFW

[Plakespear]

Glad that the topic was HUMOR. At first I thought it said TUMOR. That would have sucked.

[sledneckripper]

hahahaha. I heart tits.

[Particle]

You are a fucking retard sledneck.

[sledneckripper]

You are a fucking retard sledneck.

You must be a faggot since you don't like boob humor.

I'm bored tonight.

[brice618]

You are a fucking retard sledneck.

I'll second that

[MadPatSki]

I'm bored tonight.

Is sledneckripper stalking KQ's posts? There are a few discussions that have been inactive since 2006 which sled commented on. All the ones started this morning were started by KQ.

Wonder if it has anything to do with the Cost of Panties???

[sledneckripper]

Is sledneckripper stalking KQ's posts? There are a few discussions that have been inactive since 2006 which sled commented on. All the ones started this morning were started by KQ.

Wonder if it has anything to do with the Cost of Panties???

Dude, you are out-sleuthing Sherlock Holmes and shit bro!! Fuck. You nailed it right on the head.

I just like KQ. Chick has this mysterious thing about her.

[13]

hahahaha. I heart tits.

didn't you vow to leave and never return?

[Beaver]

Chick has this mysterious thing about her.

They're called boobs.

[sledneckripper]

They're called boobs.

Yes, that would be one of the reasons.

[cinnepa]

Yes, that would be one of the reasons.

she only has one?

[Jer]

didn't you vow to leave and never return?

Aw, cut the kid some slack.
He's finally graduated from dreaming about calendar girls to stalking femme aliases on the internets. At this rate, maybe he'll find the courage to speak to a real girl in a few years!