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  1. 01-17-2006, 08:58 PM #1
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    American Idol

    Jessus there's some fucking retards out there. Funny shit.
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  2. 01-17-2006, 09:00 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by str8line
    Jessus there's some fucking retards out there. Funny shit.
    Heh. Pretty much the same thing just went through my head. Followed shortly thereafter by "why the fuck am I watching this?"
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    Some of these people need to be committed. The Ukrainian chick and the blonde chick with a rat for a mother will both eventually be discovered....

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    I only like pretty much one show on TV these days - House. I am pissed that it's not on b/c of this bullshit. Funny bullshit, though. I try to be "too cool," but to no avail.
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  5. 01-17-2006, 09:27 PM #5
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    Holy shitballs. Is Crystal for real?
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    Thumbs up

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    I think I saw Sex and The City and Steel Magnolias while I was going through the guide...you know, in case you guys are looking for something a bit more masculine to watch.

    Yeah, I watched the first 2 seasons religiously, big woop, wanna fight aboudit?
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    Like . . .like, my like favorite was like the like blonde like chick like, yeah. Hhhhmmmmpppphhhhh . . . like she doesn't like care what like those damn like judges. Like, yeah!
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    It certainly was a self confidence booster for me. Of course I could always go to the local walmart and get the same thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by str8line
    Jessus there's some fucking retards out there. Funny shit.
    I don't know who is more retarded the people doing it or the people watching it.
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    Ryan Seacrest was at the only other table in the San Francisco airport restaurant we chose to grace with our presence for lunch 2 weeks ago. We didn't give him the satisfaction of asking for pictures or autographs. He should have been asking me for mine, sheeeesh.

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    Surely they can't be as retarded as the pondlife we have in Celebrity Big Brother:

    http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/

    We even have a Member of Parliament in there! WTF!
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    I've managed to never watch American Idol until tonight. I was howling! Seriously funny stuff. I can't believe the friends/family of some of those people don't pull them aside at some point and break the terrible truth to them: they suck.

    How about the wacky barefoot guy who couldn't stop his body from flailing all over who actually made it to the second round? hilarious.
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    Did you know you can "invest" in American Idol players. www.wsex.com

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    you may laugh, but I did better there than I did in the stock market last season.
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  15. 01-24-2006, 11:20 PM #15
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    I had to bump this for tonight's show. Simon's quip about the dude looking like "The Incredible Hulk's wife" may be his best line yet
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  16. 01-24-2006, 11:46 PM #16
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    The Michael Jackson dude was priceless.................so was the crazy ass ghetto chick who went off after she got axed..........just goes to show you how many ignorant morons there are out there
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    Remember the black twins? They aren't in the competition anymore...........read here.

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    yeah, I don't get to watch it much, but I was getting ready to do a live shot on the news tonight, when that lady at the end of the show (you know which one) was going off so much, I had to walk over to the truck and take a look...
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  19. 01-25-2006, 12:50 AM #19
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    it is painful to watch people that suck that bad. their desire to be on tv is so great they will do anything to get on it. they know they suck. they deliberately suck as bad as they can possibly suck just to separate themselves from the other loosers so they can get on tv. it gets so over the top bad that they humiliate themselves and their friends/family. all for a shot at being on tv for 30 seconds. i hate "reality" tv
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    Quote Originally Posted by vanilla gorilla
    i hate "reality" tv
    So I'm not going to see you on Cops? I thought you swine loved that shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by YetiMan
    So I'm not going to see you on Cops? I thought you swine loved that shit.
    Pretty sure he's already been on Cops. Remember the episode where the naked guy is wrestling the cops in the barber shop?

    Yeah, that's why he hates reality tv.
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    uummmmm............................wow.



    had my first (partial) viewing of this show. i found it disturbing in that rubberneck i want to look away but can't kind of way. is it fair to display those people to the world? i feel unclean.
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  23. 01-26-2006, 12:55 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Roo
    Surely they can't be as retarded as the pondlife we have in Celebrity Big Brother:

    http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/

    We even have a Member of Parliament in there! WTF!
    The have a guy named Maggot!

    http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/h...news.jsp?id=26
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  24. 01-26-2006, 12:59 AM #24
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    I voted for Kelly Clarkson on season one.

    There, I said it.
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