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Thread: This just in: Skiing is for pussies

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    This just in: Skiing is for pussies

    So here I sit in park city. Got a nice tib/fib fracture/break opening day at mt. baker charging and boosting on pan face. I've never seen this much snow in park city in the last 5 years. My drug induced haze has prophecized that skiing for pussies. I'm sorry guys, but you all should know better.

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    Hey, you are what you eat.
    "There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
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    You don't need freerides when you got freeheels

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    Wink Re: This just in: Skiing is for pussies

    Originally posted by powdherb420
    This just in: Skiing is for pussies
    So's Utah.

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    Unhappy

    BTW, Powherb, I didn't know about the destruction. Sorry to hear. That sucks huge.

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    Tib/fib?

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    Sorry to hear that, brother.

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    Re: This just in: Skiing is for pussies

    Originally posted by powdherb420
    Got a nice tib/fib fracture/break opening day at mt. baker charging and boosting on pan face. My drug induced haze has prophecized that skiing for pussies. I'm sorry guys, but you all should know better.
    OK. You do know that ducttape is able to fix all things Sorry to hear about the leg.

    Drug induced haze. Man haven't you learned lesson number one about skiers

    SKIERS RULES

    1. All skiers must ski by some form of induced chemical substance. Be it in liquid or solid form

    Here Kitty Kitty

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    My dugeon like room is littered with tell-tale signs of my haze...Empty perkoset bottles, ammunition casings, the slight tang of a spilled bong. The occasional beer bottle stuffed in my sock drawer. Anyway, Its nice to look out and see like 4 feet of pow in my lawn. That way if I ever decide to jump out the third story window, I wont hesitate when aiming for hte pavement some 30 feet below. Unfortunately I would have to remove the steel embedded in my flung carcass, its not good karma to die as a cyborg....party on

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