Spatula thread

[ill-advised strategy]

would the treadmill be coated in butter? or made of bacon?

[iceman]

but what happens when you ski them on a treadmill going uphill, can you still ski them?

I think Mtnlion mostly hears, "hey, why are you skiing on only one spatula?"

[72Twenty]

would the treadmill be coated in butter? or made of bacon?

mmmmmmmmm..... bacon treadmill.......

[fattwins]

All jokes aside I had the best damn pow ride ever on them last week.
I love sking down the snow coverd road on them I pass people going sideways.

[funkendrenchman]

Where'd you get them?

My new answer: The Spatula store of course

What are they for?

Answer: skiing

How do they work?

Answer: mini robots

They look like water skis.

Reply: They actually are my competition water skis I use in the summer. ( I actually have said that)


Or I have started to answer all their questions even if they only ask one. This works well on the chairlift where people have time to ask many questions.

Those skis sure are fat.

Reply (very fast). Yea they are fatter in the middle than in the tip and tail and bent backwards just like a water ski. A skier named Shane McConkey designed them, but they don't make them anymore. You can get them on ebay. They ski great in deep powder, but aren't bad on groomers.

[Below Zero]

Reply (very fast). Yea they are fatter in the middle than in the tip and tail and bent backwards just like a water ski. A skier named Shane McConkey designed them, but they don't make them anymore. You can get them on ebay. They ski great in deep powder, but aren't bad on groomers.

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