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    Fistful Shirts

    Invariably, whenever I wear my old Fistful of Powdermaggots shirt, somebody reads it (aloud of course) and confidently says "I'm assuming that's a band".

    I sorta tried to explain it once or twice, but anymore I just say "yep".

    Speaking of the fistful shirts, why haven't we made new ones? Fistful of Maggions or something. I'll go ahead and nominate Cletus to tackle this, or at the very least, explain why we never made a newer version.
    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.

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    funny, my friends were in a band a few years ago called Fist Full of Funk

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    Say something once, why say it again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    Say something once, why say it again?
    I like Cletus's answer better.

    Also, because it's incomplete.
    Last edited by bagtagley; 01-06-2006 at 08:26 PM.
    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.

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    funny - i have two fists.

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    What was his answer? The sound of silence?

    Seriously, I think there are too many people now and it's a different time. It just wouldn't be the same I think. But I supoose if one got made I would buy it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    What was his answer? The sound of silence?

    Seriously, I think there are too many people now and it's a different time. It just wouldn't be the same I think. But I supoose if one got made I would buy it.
    Whatever his answer might be, I like it better than your poopitude.

    Seriously though, I agree with you. I'm just a bit surprised it hasn't been brought up since the original. Guess I'll just have to do a write-in.
    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.

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    That wasn't poopitude, that was dudgeon.

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    funny - sometimes i poop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stump832
    funny - sometimes i poop.
    make a shirt about it why don't you

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    Quote Originally Posted by stump832
    funny - sometimes i poop.
    big deal.

    As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bagtagley
    Speaking of the fistful shirts, why haven't we made new ones? Fistful of Maggions or something.
    Fistful of Santa's elves?

    Fistful of nuns?

    Just some ideas...
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    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    I don't think there's a big market out there for poop shirts, but I could be wrong.

    And for the record, girls don't poop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    Say something once, why say it again?
    Psycho Killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dexter Rutecki
    Psycho Killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
    Exactly. See, it wasn't just dudgeon, it was new-wave art-rock dudgeon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by watersnowdirt
    And for the record, girls don't poop.
    This is true. They secrete a few drops of strawberry-scented stuff instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    Exactly. See, it wasn't just dudgeon, it was new-wave art-rock dudgeon.
    Gus Dudgeon produced a few Bowie albums I thinnk.

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    How about a Fistfull of phUnk t-shirt? Just a thought.

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    def a Roo special

    "we fist nuns without so much as a courtesy lick"

    now that would be a shirt that had people ask questions!!!
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    I'd love to get another original.... mine isn't quite white anymore and is being worn more as an undershirt nowadays. I can't imagine what percentage of people on the board don't even know about those shirts.

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    If the location of the graphics file is known I can facilitate a second printing should there be enough interest.

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    heh I remember them being made, and would likely buy another as well.


    Who designed that graphic?

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    I can't remember who did the graphic - was it 2planker?

    Mine is still in mint condition because it's too small (the XL's somehow ran out and I ended up with an L), maybe it'll be worth something someday.

    Nah.

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    I'll buy it

    I'll buy that mint shirt from you Iceman but you have to apply the "10% off for each year" rule. So, what does that come out to? You said it was mint so I am assuming there are no other flaws with the shirt. Or was it a blem to begin with?

    You better sell it to me because next year you will be losing even more money. I am doing you a favor because that shirt would actually fit me and I could do it some justice by actually wearing it around so I could sucker more jongs to this site therby making TGR more pennys.
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