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  • No way. That dude is nuts talking out his ass.

    47 56.63%

  • Of course! Just use your polly pocket decoder ring...

    10 12.05%

  • Occasionally. Most of it's just babble.

    22 26.51%

  • Only if you know the dude.

    4 4.82%
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Thread: Do you understand BernhardFranz?

  1. 01-04-2006, 02:33 PM #1
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    Do you understand BernhardFranz?

    Only once have I ever had any idea what the hell that guy was talking about (the nasgul powder post). Every other time, he seems to make no sense. What do you guys think?
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  2. 01-04-2006, 02:37 PM #2
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    I think he uses babble fish to translate his posts through several different languages then back to English.
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  3. 01-04-2006, 02:47 PM #3
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    blueberries and ginkgo(sp?) for brain rehab, that's all I got... reading them reminds me to get the hell off the 'puter and do something productive
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    Having a mother and father with a strong german accent helps. I can decode germlish with no problem at all.
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  5. 01-04-2006, 03:01 PM #5
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    The soundtrack on his video was clearer than his typing. I distinctly heard him say "my fucking hand is turning green" on the video, which makes perfect sense.
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  6. 01-04-2006, 03:03 PM #6
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    The man. Is a nut.
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  7. 01-04-2006, 03:09 PM #7
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    at first he sounded like a bot. although the babelfish idea sounds the most likely. definitely needs the help of a computer, though.
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  8. 01-04-2006, 03:16 PM #8
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    I was thinking the same thing this morning and almost started a thread like this one. It's funny how the guy showed up, talked all sorts of crazy stuff, got a ton of attention and too many posts on his thread and now he's just part of the crazy kids at the back of the room - mostly ignored.
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  9. 01-04-2006, 03:34 PM #9
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    Talking

    It's a little like those neat posters they had a while back. You have to look and sort of divert your eyes a little and then suddenly you see the hidden picture.

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  10. 01-04-2006, 09:06 PM #10
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    you left out "nein."
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  11. 01-04-2006, 09:14 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by snowsprite
    It's a little like those neat posters they had a while back. You have to look and sort of divert your eyes a little and then suddenly you see the hidden picture.

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    Okay... so... what do you see?
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  12. 01-04-2006, 09:16 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by snowsprite
    It's a little like those neat posters they had a while back. You have to look and sort of divert your eyes a little and then suddenly you see the hidden picture.
    Yeah, see that explains it, because I was never able to see anything in those posters either
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  13. 01-04-2006, 09:26 PM #13
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    I read a post of his a while back when he typed in Austrian dialect. You'd have to be pretty familiar with the region/language to do that. E.g. I used to be able to speak in dialect and have northern German people not understand a word I was saying. It convinced me he's spent substantial time there, i.e. not a bot, not using babelfish, not an alias. I could be wrong, but if so he's going to a lot of trouble.
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  14. 01-04-2006, 10:31 PM #14
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    Now I AM the bablefish !
    sorry 7th grade literature :it is more complex than professors my teacher said i saw 3000 plays maybe 10 000 movies since my mind might be complex but really here it is very simple
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  15. 01-04-2006, 10:41 PM #15
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    Achtung Baby?
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  16. 01-04-2006, 11:44 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by 0BernhardFranz
    Now I AM the bablefish !
    sorry 7th grade literature :it is more complex than professors my teacher said i saw 3000 plays maybe 10 000 movies since my mind might be complex but really here it is very simple
    what the fck
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    I think the problem is were not reading deep enough into his writing. Maybe he is at a level far far above us now. Or maybe If you read every third letter it will all make sense. Or maybe he just really makes no sense at all. My vote is for no sense at all, I just thought the other options might be a slight possibility.
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  18. 01-05-2006, 01:27 AM #18
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    iq hmm my ma is doc mcl and on the other side minimg engineer - may i ask what do the dear judges study ? snowsports ?
    check the thread with pre for pics of nepal iceland ireland
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  19. 01-05-2006, 01:37 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullet
    I swienheart fun ski mountain with big foot he know big guy but is no love for long ski doesn't seem beer to the sky and be careful because cars drive and sleep late photo of me on horse not really a goat easy to understand.
    this shit is killing me
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  20. 01-05-2006, 02:25 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by 0BernhardFranz
    iq hmm my ma is doc mcl and on the other side minimg engineer - may i ask what do the dear judges study ? snowsports ?
    check the thread with pre for pics of nepal iceland ireland
    My mother is an mcl (knee) doctor and the other side (dad) is a mining engineer. Who are you blasted posters to correct someone of my status, what do you pricks do all day? ski?

    thats what i think it says anyway
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  21. 01-05-2006, 02:29 PM #21
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    general doctor - i am not saying status i am saying IQ anyhow hell don´t get all yanked up about it ? if it is fun or interesting just enjoy that ? and if not just go read another thread ?
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