And she doesn't even know it. She was so smooth and so buffed, yet there were multiple face shots.
Annies was the best i've seen her in a while.
...and the Pocketbook, well, let's just say it was one smooth, deep run after another.
We were going to name Chapter 12 of the Chronicles of Gnargnia "Xover Can Lick Nuts," but that seemed a little harsh.
Fun morning
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01-03-2006, 01:40 PM #1
Sassy
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She's so $Money$...(Alta the a.m.)
you sketchy character, you
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01-03-2006, 01:43 PM #2
on the other side
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that is the balls-out sassiest post about a mountain I've seen in a long time.
"Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. The winds will blow their freshness into you, and the storms, their energy. Your cares and tensions will drop away like the leaves of Autumn." --John Muir
"welcome to the hacienda, asshole." --s.p.c.
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01-03-2006, 01:46 PM #3
Media Whore
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Just call it "Out like a Boner in Sweatpants." (credit = LAN)
Nice, L. You weren't expecting that when I talked to you earlier!
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01-03-2006, 01:46 PM #4
Unfattly Challenged
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its still useless w/o pics
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01-03-2006, 01:53 PM #5
Mile a minute!
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Off like a prom dress Originally Posted by Tippster
Off like the bride's nighty
Out like trout
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01-03-2006, 03:15 PM #6
no turn unstoned
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Out like a fat girl in dodgeball? Originally Posted by LAN
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01-03-2006, 03:26 PM #7
Bustling Hedgerow
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I know it is immature-childish-condescending- and shallow of me..... Originally Posted by homerjay
but I can't stop laughing @ this...
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01-03-2006, 03:32 PM #8
Quatsch!
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Speaking purely metaphorically, Altachic's words are earth moving.
“How does it feel to be the greatest guitarist in the world? I don’t know, go ask Rory Gallagher”. — Jimi Hendrix
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01-03-2006, 03:35 PM #9
Self-taught
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Yeah, where's Astro? Originally Posted by mrryde
More gauze pads, please hurry!
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01-03-2006, 03:46 PM #10
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Werd. Hope the knee treated you ok AC. Originally Posted by altachic
And she doesn't even know it. She was so smooth and so buffed, yet there were multiple face shots.
Annies was the best i've seen her in a while.
...and the Pocketbook, well, let's just say it was one smooth, deep run after another.
We were going to name Chapter 12 of the Chronicles of Gnargnia "Xover Can Lick Nuts," but that seemed a little harsh.
Fun morning
Fun day trying to keep up with Natty and the Telluride dude (ripping tele guy, can't remember his board name).
Good stuff all over the place, not deep and fluffy, but fast and buttery. Hit up Backside for the last run before heading down the hill for work. Kicked ass.
In other news, I'm not sure I'm digging the Spats as a tele ski. Dunno, not sold on them. They rock when I 'lell it, but I'm still not sold on 'em when I drop a knee, especially when I try to arc big, fast turns. Oh well, still fun to be out.
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01-03-2006, 05:11 PM #11
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noice!!!
glad you all got out to enjoy it
"... she'll never need a doctor; 'cause I check her out all day"
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01-03-2006, 05:37 PM #12
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oh yeah, Annie had her O face on today and the Ho got PAID
met up with AC and did a wildcat lap before she had to take off....soft as a baby's bottom, then skiied the ho a bunch cause the Ho was money. I decided to head up Collins and saw Treskow and Kristen sidestepping up for some backside action which i'm sure was sweet....but i also saw -everyone- else getting off the lift and heading straight after them which means the High-T was empty. Having noticed the wind machine was in full affect, and pointed straight at West Rus, i mean, WEST BUFF (thanks, stoled that from Rippeddisc
) i headed out there and ripped some huge windbuffed turns all the way down and went back for a couple more before bringing it in for work. not a bad way to start the day.
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01-03-2006, 06:11 PM #13
snacking while boozing
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It was still sweet when I showed up ~2:30. Did a couple West Rus's, a stonecrusher (if you finesee her, she will give it to ya right), and caught teh shoulder opening on my first run. I left when I almost puked up the mcd's cheese burgers I scarfed between 20E and the Alta lot. Anywhoooooooo
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01-03-2006, 07:01 PM #14
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I was there all day. Met up with some maggot whose name I forget. We waited for a good half hour for Supreme bowl to open, then I managed to clip a rock, step out of my binding, summersault into a tree (hit my back on the tree, but I was wearing a pack which took most of the impact), lose my second ski, and slide 50 yards down, RIGHT UNDER THE LIFT. Worst/stupidest fall of the season so far, it also made my waiting in line a complete waste of time.
Then at 4:15 I managed to put a gnarly 3' long ptex scrape in my ski which miraculously didn't damage the edges at all (ptex has since been fixed by the guys at the alta shop or whatever it's called, they did a pro job).
All in all, one of the best days of the season for sure (I skied from 10:15 to 4:15ish non-stop [something like 24 runs according to my altimeter watch]).
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01-03-2006, 07:12 PM #15
solitude crew??
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Big Ups 2006
the last three days have all been so money - for me yesterday was the best
and way to give props to alta shop - those guys are cool
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01-03-2006, 07:25 PM #16
I hate your life
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what time did the road open today?
friggin power went out at soli......AGAIN at around 10pm for about an hour.
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01-03-2006, 07:27 PM #17
Sassy
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opened about 9:50am.
whoa, power out again? Damn.you sketchy character, you
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01-03-2006, 07:29 PM #18
snacking while boozing
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sorry dude!! Originally Posted by midget
teehee, couldn't resist.
so anyone skiing tomorrow?
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01-03-2006, 07:29 PM #19
This Space For Rent
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Holy crap! Three days in a row, it went out yesterday at about 3:00. Originally Posted by midget
BobMc
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01-03-2006, 08:53 PM #20
sassy
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Hopefully I will be. Originally Posted by stump832
At Snowbird.
vapor lock - bitch.
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01-03-2006, 08:55 PM #21
I hate your life
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Yikes, yesterday too! I hope they sort that shit out soon! Originally Posted by BobMc
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01-03-2006, 09:52 PM #22
grasshopper
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I bet they are just mad cause woodsy is leaving and turning off the power is some kind of venting mechanism
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01-03-2006, 10:04 PM #23
I hate your life
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I think it's just Woodsy going down and flipping the breakers from time to time. Hey will you stop doing that when I'm there already! GEEEZZZ!
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01-03-2006, 10:06 PM #24
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Skied Alta for the first time in my life today (first Utah trip this week); not a bad day for an introduction. Opening of Catherine's at ~2:00 was perfect.
Up at Solitude yesterday when the power went out. Watch out for lifts with severely underpowered generators.
Heading back to check out Snowbird tomorrow and then some repeat of those three places for the following three days.
Alta so hott right now.
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01-03-2006, 10:23 PM #25
dread-free since '99
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Sickness. Had 6th chair this am and saw this poor dude in the 2nd chair, riding spats, dig his tips into the snowbank as the chair took off. It somersaulted him off the chair, lift stopped, back of the line for that guy!
Had 3rd or 4th tracks down highboy, creamy face shotty smoovness, then did another lap somewhere, then met up with CS and the telluride mystery dude reidhresko, who RIPS on teles. CS was not loving the spats, but he was ripping it as well, especially considering it was his second day tele on them.
Did a few more with CS and telluride dude til CS had to go then did lap after non stop lap with with t-ride, getting fresh high notch, some fresh supreme action, everything off the high t, and a few laps on the lovely ho. Went in at 3 to swallow a quesadilla then had 2 awesome runs with my sister, who lives in NYC but still rips, and my pops who is slow, but goes non-stop top to bottom bell to bell every frickin day. At age 63!
Pow in the am, windbuff and sun in the pm, saw many mags like stump, lynx, ac, and a blur of dtm. I hate alta.
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