This morning it's six radio stations with the crap on, then at 11 it's a six peice brass band form the local HS blowing the crap outside of my office so loud I can't hear myself on the phone.
I don't hate Christmas, it's fun as hell, but the music is worse and with greater frequency and length each year. grrrr
edit I can't spell stupid..........
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12-23-2003, 02:09 PM #1
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Stupid @#%@ing x-mas music
Skiing, where my mind is even if my body isn't.
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12-23-2003, 02:11 PM #2
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"Do you hear what I hear?"
yeah motherfucker, it's the sound of maggots bitching, but it ain't loud enough to drone the jingle bells.
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12-23-2003, 02:16 PM #3
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lol!
If you had to pick one Christmas song to listen to though (on threat of death), which one would it be? I am not sure which one I'd pick. I might just take the bullet instead.
Sprite"I call it reveling in natures finest element. Water in its pristine form. Straight from the heavens. We bathe in it, rejoicing in the fullest." --BZ
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12-23-2003, 02:27 PM #4
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my moms been playin christmas music around the house since thanksgiving. why won;t it jsut die?
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12-23-2003, 02:32 PM #5
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no contestOriginally posted by snowsprite
If you had to pick one Christmas song to listen to though (on threat of death), which one would it be?
Sprite
Bob: Ok g'day. This is the Christmas part of the album, you can play this at your Christmas partys uh, or to yourself on Christmas eve if there is nothing else to do
Doug: G'day eh? in case you thought like I wasn't on this part.
Bob: Oh i guaranty ya, you'd be on.
Ok so good day, this is the Christmas part, and we're gonna tell ya what to get your true love for Christmas.
Doug: Look out the window!
bob: Where? Whaddya doin?
Doug:Snow!
Bob: Oh it's the great white north, and it's snowin cuz its Christmas time.
Hey, hoser! heres a quiz.. quiz for Doug:
Doug: Ok, I got my thinking toque on!
Bob: Yeah, right. What are the 12 days of Christmas?
Doug: Um.
Bob: Cuz figure it out , right? Christmas is when?
Doug: The 25th.
Bob: Right, well whats the 24th? Xmas eve, right.
Doug: Thats 2.
Bob: Then , whats after that?
Doug: Wrestling day
Bob: No.
Doug: Boxing day.
Bob: Thats 3. Then whats after that? Nothin'.
Doug: New years.
Bob: 4.
Doug: New years eve.
Bob: 5. Where da ya get 12?
Doug: Uh... theres 2 sat's and sun's in there , 4. Thats 9 and 3 other days which i believe are the mystery days.
Ok, this is our Christmas song, in case ya don't know what to get someone for Christmas.
Doug: Theres lotsa ideas in here, so listen and don't get stuck. By the way , thats me on the organ.
Bob: Ok geeze.
Doug: Ok, you start.
Song Lyrics
Bob: Ok, on the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..
beer.
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
2 turtlenecks,
and beer.
On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..
3 french toast,
2 turtlenecks,
and beer.
There should be more there, eh?
Where?
On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..
4lbs of backbacon,
3 french toast,
2 turtlenecks,
and beer in a tree.
Oh. See? ya need more.
On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..
5 GOLDEN TOQUES!
4lbs of backbacon,
3 french toast,
2 turtlenecks,
and beer in a tree.
On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..
6 packs of two-four.
5 GOLDEN TOQUES!
4lbs of backbacon,
3 french toast,
2 turtlenecks,
and beer in a tree.
Ok.
On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..
7 packs of smokes,
6 packs of two-four,
5 GOLDEN TOQUES!
4lbs of backbacon,
3 french toast,
2 turtlenecks,
and beer in a tree.
oh, i keep forgettin'.
whew, this should be just the 2 days of xmas, this is too hard for us!
On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..
8 comic books,
7 packs of smokes,
6 packs of two-four,
5 GOLDEN TOQUES!
4lbs of backbacon,
3 french toast,
2 turtlenecks,
and beer in a tree.
Wow,That beers empty
Day 12.
G'day and welcome to day 12.
Yeah.
5 GOLDEN TOQUES!
4lbs of backbacon,
3 french toast,
2 turtlenecks,
and beer in a tre-e.
Where did you learn to do that?
Uh, Albums.
Boy, so thats our song merry Christmas, and g'day.
G'day everybody. Happy new years.
Ok, ya know what ya left out?
What?
Donuts. I told you to get me donuts.
Oh no!
Either on the 9th day, or the 10th day or the 11th day. I wanted donuts.
The song is over merry Christmas everybody, or the 12th you coulda gotten me a dozen donuts.
Go to the stores and get some presents. You coulda gone down to the donut shop where you buy a dozen donuts, you get another donut free. Then it coulda been 13 for the 13 days of Christmas.
Next Christmas, get me a chainsaw.
Take off!
Boy that song was a beauty.. it moved me.
Yah , it ranks up there with stairway to heaven.
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12-23-2003, 02:32 PM #6
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does 'Mistress for Christmas' by AC/DC count?Originally posted by snowsprite
If you had to pick one Christmas song to listen to though (on threat of death), which one would it be? I am not sure which one I'd pick. I might just take the bullet instead.
Sprite
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12-23-2003, 02:33 PM #7
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the kinks-father christmasIf you had to pick one Christmas song to listen to though (on threat of death), which one would it be?
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12-23-2003, 02:44 PM #8
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12-23-2003, 02:46 PM #9
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I've got to second the Christmas music loathing . . . but if I had to choose one I actually like, it would be the Faith Hill, "Where are you Christmas" . . . I'm not sure why that one doesn't annoy the hell out of me!
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12-23-2003, 02:47 PM #10
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You got some lip on you, midget.
Yeah? These lips was all over your wife last night!
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12-23-2003, 03:36 PM #11
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Here comes santa claus
here comes santa claus
straight down *blam*
Christmas music is a blight on the world.
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12-23-2003, 03:41 PM #12
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I'm with Woodsy.
Nothing says Christmas like Bob and Doug.I went out there in search of experience. To taste, and to touch, and to feel as much as a man can, before he repents.
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12-23-2003, 03:41 PM #13
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12-23-2003, 03:47 PM #14
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Nice, I like this guy's lineup,
More Twisted Christmas ~ Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio
Twisted Christmas ~ Bob Rivers Comedy Corp
I Am Santa Claus ~ Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio
I Farted on Santa's Lap (Now Christmas is Gonna Stink for Me) ~ The Little StinkersSkiing, where my mind is even if my body isn't.
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12-23-2003, 03:50 PM #15
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LET IT SNOW!!!
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12-23-2003, 06:27 PM #16
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be thankful you dont work in retail. 40 hours of work since saturday, and the same hour of music, over and over. I've heard feliz navidad 40 times since saturday. I hate that fucking song.
we wish you a merry christmas, da da da da. Why the hell do they switch from spanish to english, tell me that?
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12-23-2003, 08:49 PM #17
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I heard a story on the radio that in the Czech republic or somewhere that these union workers that work in dept. stores and such are going on strike because they claim the xmas music has caused them emotional distress and insanity.
I don't blame them though, id facking shoot myself
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