I wanted to live in that retro future that those kids in the 50s knew was coming. My favorite past was always the potential future. I suppose jumpsuits with really long zippers could get old after awhile, but if I had a neurotic robot as a friend I doubt I'd spend much time thinking about my shiny jumpsuit. I guess it would kind-of suck only eating pills too. Maybe this whole retro future thing is a crock of shit? And while we're at it what is a "crock" anyway? Who the hell is making up all this stupid shit? There's probably some group of guys in lab coats deep beneath the earth's surface testing new words on monkeys. I promise that if I ever get appointed as the "Minister of Creating Words" I'll avoid testing on monkeys and I'll make cool words. (Unless the lobbyists decide to buy me.) Then I'll make up the dumbest crap you've ever seen and maybe even test the words on kids or prison inmates. I'd really like to test make-up on prison inmates. I'm sure you would get better results than with a shaved rabbits ass. You could make the inmates all nice and purdy and then send them into the showers covered in mascara and lipstick. It would be interesting to see the response. Actually it would probably be horrifying. Which is why we would cancel the testing after men started having monster babies in prison. The monster babies would have to be torn from there parents and sent outside the prison walls. The make-up covered inmates would weep in front of television cameras for shocking news features. The news anchor would nod at the appropriate places and those of us watching at home would do the same. The elderly woman that nodded too far drown in her soup. Maybe she just cared too much? Or maybe her turkey resembling neck just gave out? "I think it's wrong for us ask questions." said the care taker who had held her head down and been selling her used underpants on the internet to sex perverts.
That retro future doesn't sound so bad after all.
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12-23-2003, 02:00 PM #1
Mr. Old Lady
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I longed for that retro future life.
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12-23-2003, 02:03 PM #2
< --- just fits
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Holy stream of consciousness...
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12-23-2003, 02:03 PM #3
click click boom
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12-23-2003, 02:04 PM #4
Checked out
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nice reflection. I was actually just thinking the same thing
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12-23-2003, 02:44 PM #5
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Nice one ! that was long over due.
"Do the interns get Glocks ? "
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12-23-2003, 05:34 PM #6
Hooked
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Nice MD9, nothing like senseless blathering . . .
Love it.
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12-23-2003, 06:08 PM #7Blurred Elevens Guest
Meat-next time driving up I-70, give the Jetsons house a big salute. Not only does it look cool, but it was originally built as a prop house for Woody Allens movie "Sleeper", which has alot to do with all that stuff you just posted.
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12-23-2003, 10:19 PM #8
glocal
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I really regret our conversations in person end up dealing with such mundane issues, MD. Next time we ski, please only talk to me in this fashion, because I'll miss it if you don't. Serially.
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12-23-2003, 10:45 PM #9
Mr. Old Lady
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splat, after a drink or two (I'm a lightweight) I've been known to say some pretty insane things. Or if I'm just hanging with frozen (that kid's got some pretty crazy talk as well). We'll be sure to get a session in during the summit.
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12-24-2003, 01:25 AM #10
Don't call it a comeback
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MD9: We need to play some rounds of this at the Summit.
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