NEW INFO IN RECENT ALPENTAL CLIFF ACCIDENT

[ullr907]

NEW REPORTS LEAKED FROM MEMBERS OF ALPENTAL LIBERATION FRONT~ALF
REGARDING RECENT SNOWBOARDER INJURED AFTER A 300 FOOT DROP OFF KITE BOWL CLIFFS AT ALPENTAL SKI AREA WASHINGTON, USA

IT APPEARS THAT AFTER A SNOWBOARDER DEATH AT ALPY LESS THAN 2 WEEKS PRIOR, SNOQUALMIE HEAD OF SECURITY KEN T. VERBECK AND ALPY PRO PATROL DIRECTOR JON BARKER CONSPIRED TO TIGHTEN UP SECURITY ENFORCEMENT OF RULES REGARDING POACHING CLOSED AREAS

IT IS NOW BELIEVED BARKER AND VERBECK WERE OFFERING "INCENTIVES" TO PATROLERS NABBING POACHERS, ESPECIALLY BOARDERS, CUTTING ROPES AT ALPY

ON THE DAY OF THE INCIDENT, IT IS BELIEVED THAT 2 OF THE PATROLLERS WERE "RUNNING LOW ON SUPPLIES",AND PLANNED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE INCENTIVE OFFER

THE BOARDER IS NOW BELIEVED TO HAVE PLANNED ON POACHING THE SECRET ENTRANCE INTO THE TOP OF THE RUN "ADRENALIN",WHEN HE WAS SPOTTED BY THE TWO PATROLLERS

THE BOARDER ATTEMPTED TO OUTRUN THE PATROL AND HIDE BEHIND SOME TREES BUT IT DROPPED OFF 300 FEET

JON BARKER IS REALLY TRYING TO COVER UP THE INCIDENT AND HAS CONVIENIENTLY "ACCIDENTALLY ERASED" ALL PHOTOS OF THE SCENE

MORE INFO AT WWW.FREEALPENTAL.ORG

[marshalolson]

I LIKE TO SHOUT REALLY LOUD!!!

[truth]

Your obtuse propaganda only serves to weaken the cause you claim to fight for as it is so heavily clouded by your personal vendetta.

I suggest you STFU asap.

[Lone Star]

that website is so horrible that I didn't bother trying to figure out what it's about

[fez]

that website is so horrible that I didn't bother trying to figure out what it's about

me too.



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[Schmear]

"It's a sad fucking day in America when a muppet turns down his cookies." -- Schmear

Heh. I'm still bitter about this.

[Schmear]

Ullr, did you used to post on the old Alpental Geek Squad forum? (I hope you can read lower case.)

[truth]

U, A G S? (I.)

I have no idea what this means.

[gonzo]

that website is so horrible that I didn't bother trying to figure out what it's about

Me three. I think he used 0Berhnard's web designer.

[The AD]

The whole "mountain ownership, patrol, general manager, etc. suck" line is a little played out, dontcha think?

[ullr907]

The whole "mountain ownership, patrol, general manager, etc. suck" line is a little played out, dontcha think?

~~nope~~

[Benny Profane]

So waht kinda drugs are you taking that makes you believe that patrollers are being "paid" with drugs to fight poachers? Or, as Chris Rock once said, whatever happened to just plain stupid?

[Chainsaw_Willie]

NEW REPORTS LEAKED FROM MEMBERS OF ALPENTAL LIBERATION FRONT~ALF
REGARDING RECENT SNOWBOARDER INJURED AFTER A 300 FOOT DROP OFF KITE BOWL CLIFFS AT ALPENTAL SKI AREA WASHINGTON, USA

Clearly an objective source.

THE BOARDER IS NOW BELIEVED TO HAVE PLANNED ON POACHING THE SECRET ENTRANCE INTO THE TOP OF THE RUN "ADRENALIN",WHEN HE WAS SPOTTED BY THE TWO PATROLLERS

THE BOARDER ATTEMPTED TO OUTRUN THE PATROL AND HIDE BEHIND SOME TREES BUT IT DROPPED OFF 300 FEET

LOL! Believed by whom? Paranoid anti-authoritarian conspiracy theorists, or someone with some actual credibility?

That's pretty funny. If the guy's big idea was to snowboard into some trees to escape, maybe we should be breathing a collective sigh of relief that his genes have been removed from the pool.

This is my first time on these boards, thanks for the entertainment.

[skiHOG]

I highly(no pun intended) doubt that the head of ski patrol for a big mountain would be offering his employees drugs if they catch poachers. But, these days you never know.

[mtbakerskier]

NEW REPORTS LEAKED FROM MEMBERS OF ALPENTAL LIBERATION FRONT~ALF
REGARDING RECENT SNOWBOARDER INJURED AFTER A 300 FOOT DROP OFF KITE BOWL CLIFFS AT ALPENTAL SKI AREA WASHINGTON, USA

IT APPEARS THAT AFTER A SNOWBOARDER DEATH AT ALPY LESS THAN 2 WEEKS PRIOR, SNOQUALMIE HEAD OF SECURITY KEN T. VERBECK AND ALPY PRO PATROL DIRECTOR JON BARKER CONSPIRED TO TIGHTEN UP SECURITY ENFORCEMENT OF RULES REGARDING POACHING CLOSED AREAS

IT IS NOW BELIEVED BARKER AND VERBECK WERE OFFERING "INCENTIVES" TO PATROLERS NABBING POACHERS, ESPECIALLY BOARDERS, CUTTING ROPES AT ALPY

ON THE DAY OF THE INCIDENT, IT IS BELIEVED THAT 2 OF THE PATROLLERS WERE "RUNNING LOW ON SUPPLIES",AND PLANNED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE INCENTIVE OFFER

THE BOARDER IS NOW BELIEVED TO HAVE PLANNED ON POACHING THE SECRET ENTRANCE INTO THE TOP OF THE RUN "ADRENALIN",WHEN HE WAS SPOTTED BY THE TWO PATROLLERS

THE BOARDER ATTEMPTED TO OUTRUN THE PATROL AND HIDE BEHIND SOME TREES BUT IT DROPPED OFF 300 FEET

JON BARKER IS REALLY TRYING TO COVER UP THE INCIDENT AND HAS CONVIENIENTLY "ACCIDENTALLY ERASED" ALL PHOTOS OF THE SCENE

MORE INFO AT WWW.FREEALPENTAL.ORG

Im calling BULLSHIT on this. This sounds to me like some half-baked idea some idiotic stoner with a grudge with Alpys patrol is making up to draw up some drama. I personally know several alpental pro-patrolers, and most of them are very level headed guys, just dooing there job. Even if they where trying to nab some poachers, they would have done every thing in there power to stop the guy from going over a very well known cliff.

Ulr907, please pull your head out of your ass, put the crack pipe down, then post. ummmm ok?

[ullr907]

Ulr907, please pull your head out of your ass, put the crack pipe down, then post. ummmm ok?

SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE PART OF THE COVER UP TO ME!
YOU PROBABLY ARE RECIEVING THE SAME DRUGS FROM THE SAME TWO PATROLLERS THAT WERE MENTIONED IN THE PRESS RELEASE
BOOTH CREEK LAWYERS DONT WANT THIS TO GET OUT

[mtbakerskier]

SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE PART OF THE COVER UP TO ME!
YOU PROBABLY ARE RECIEVING THE SAME DRUGS FROM THE SAME TWO PATROLLERS THAT WERE MENTIONED IN THE PRESS RELEASE
BOOTH CREEK LAWYERS DONT WANT THIS TO GET OUT

First off I dont use any drugs at all. Unfortuanly that cant be said ab out your stoned incompent ramblings. Secondly, I doubt booth creek is that concerned a bout getting sued since it is well documented that the boarder entered a well singed area.

[ullr907]

SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE PART OF THE COVER UP TO ME!
YOU PROBABLY ARE RECIEVING THE SAME DRUGS FROM THE SAME TWO PATROLLERS THAT WERE MENTIONED IN THE PRESS RELEASE
BOOTH CREEK LAWYERS DONT WANT THIS TO GET OUT

[Telepath]

Don't worry. You're not the only one who doesn't understand you.

[Squatch]

i was unaware that alpental needed liberating. But no, good idea. Turn it into a collective, that'll work out well.

(Additionally, as a rule, I don't trust anything that has "Liberation Front" in the title. Historically, it's really never worked out.)

[Mcwop]

"WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?"
- Brick Tamland

[Free Range Lobster]

OFFERING "INCENTIVES" TO PATROLERS NABBING POACHERS

lots of resorts do this fucktard.

[Danno]

"WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?"
- Brick Tamland

LOUD NOISES!

[jonesy]

Way to play on some poor guys death. Leave it alone. Karma has a way of coming back around.

[mrryde]

in other news, the Alpental Liberation Front(ALF) is actually an alien gang of furry looking creatures from the planet Melmac. Please keep all cats inside. Alough though these aliens love pussy, our records show that they never actually get any.