KIR Files

[The Reverend Floater]

There's a guy in my small office who looks like a State Trooper. He's got a mustache, short hair and just has that look, like he's gonna pimp slap you for blinking. He's a black belt in karate and is actually about the nicest, funniest, crassest guy you'll ever meet. He runs home every day in the summer (11 miles).

In the Winter? This Tampa, FL native puts on a sweatshirt with a big flannel over it, a Tampa Bay Bucs black stocking hat, old Smith blades and baggy pants and boot packs up the mountain in rear entries every single morning. His 165cm Team Carve Axis skis strapped to his Jansport, the guy is a steam engine. At the top he enjoys a diet coke with the sunrise, then proceeds to slide out the whole way down, grinning like an idiot.

Here's to keepin' it real, D.

[Viva]

Originally posted by The Reverend Floater
There's a guy in my small office who looks like a State Trooper. He's got a mustache, short hair and just has that look, like he's gonna pimp slap you for blinking. He's a black belt in karate and is actually about the nicest, funniest, crassest guy you'll ever meet. He runs home every day in the summer (11 miles).

In the Winter? This Tampa, FL native puts on a sweatshirt with a big flannel over it, a Tampa Bay Bucs black stocking hat, old Smith blades and baggy pants and boot packs up the mountain in rear entries every single morning. His 165cm Team Carve Axis skis strapped to his Jansport, the guy is a steam engine. At the top he enjoys a diet coke with the sunrise, then proceeds to slide out the whole way down, grinning like an idiot.

Here's to keepin' it real, D.

So, why isn't this guy posting here while at work? It don't git more real that that.