two drops!Originally Posted by marshalolson
two drops!Originally Posted by marshalolson
This guy's ~OBVIOUSLY~ an alias... Not me, and it may already be obvious to everybody else, but I'm just say'n.
but aren't you squawmans alias?Originally Posted by bbirtle
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"We don't need predator control, we need whiner control. Anyone who complains that "the gummint oughta do sumpin" about the wolves and coyotes should be darted, caged, and released in a more suitable habitat for them, like the middle of Manhattan." - Spats
"I'm constantly doing things I can't do. Thats how I get to do them." - Pablo Picasso
Cisco and his wife are fragile idiots who breed morons.
Here is what the other side is saying on breaking rules.
"I have ventured outside of open runs in the small eastern resort I used to ski. I have received more than one "stern" talking to regarding my actions. I would NEVER do it now that I live out west."
Its good to hear the weatern folks are law abiding citizens and not like the bad asseastern skiers.
Yeah, us Westerners are far more law-abiding. But you don't have to be, feel free to come out here and duck some ropes.Originally Posted by keepontruckin
No but I tried to skewer 4 turkeys hiking up Conclusion last weekend...Originally Posted by crashnburn'd
Ski like no one is watching!
Stop posting, you're making baby jesus cry.Originally Posted by keepontruckin
Once I skied outside the ropes, but was caught by a skipatroller. I was thrown into a dungeon, where I was fisted by 3 bearded nuns for 2 days, without as much as a courtesy lick.
I've learnt my lesson, I will never do it again, I am a good boy now.
All work and no play, ... you know...
Holy hell this guy might even be for real. It seems there's a whole forum of people like him over at epicski...Originally Posted by epicski.com
I can't remember a day a DIDN'T duck under a rope. In fact we've gotten very good at the "rope limbo" to the point it can be done at quite high speed - the trick is to give the rope a quick flick at the last moment to avoid it catching on your backpack.
EpicSki dude, if you're not somebody else posting here to generate some flames, welcome to the world of "real" skiing....
Edit: I can't resist to put more epicski quotes...
Can you say Darwin?
It's generally just stupid to duck the ropes.Ropes are there for a reason- Don't duck'em.Go check out this forum over there on epicski. It's where the cool people are.Seriously, WTF are people thinking these days? I can't believe how many people are ducking the ropes at Alpe this year.
Last edited by bbirtle; 12-22-2005 at 10:28 AM.
Originally Posted by bbirtle
You are SO tounge in cheek!
All work and no play, ... you know...
I bet you huck forses.Originally Posted by keepontruckin
"Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. The winds will blow their freshness into you, and the storms, their energy. Your cares and tensions will drop away like the leaves of Autumn." --John Muir
"welcome to the hacienda, asshole." --s.p.c.
Reminds me of Monty Python and the Holy Grail with Sir Galahad and all the lovely wenches -Originally Posted by KANUTTEN
Spank me,
no spank me!
We all need a good spanking!
and after that, the oral sex!
Just to compare these two identical threads - one on TGR, the other on EipcSki, is hilarious...
Wonder how many minutes it would take for epicski to remove my post if I shared the below image. But yet here, it seems to somehow work well for this discussion:
epic is an older crowd thats primarily interested in groomers. They're an OK bunch and are also mad about skiing but in a different way. At least they're not on the couch with slurpees and biggie size fries. Pls no Epic - TGR cross-over threads - its painful to watch
I use my college id to get discount lift tickets and I haven't been in school for over 3 years.
Fair point. Anyway the place I did a season last year was primarily an on-piste kinda place and I came to respect (a little) what they were all about (kind of, when I wasn't laughing at them). On piste is in fact a great place to improve your technique (if there's nothing better to do).Originally Posted by LeeLau
I'd personally like to see an "EpicSki Post of the Week" up at TGR. Kind of like an exchange program between a retirement home and a mental institution.
Got me grinningOriginally Posted by bbirtle
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All work and no play, ... you know...
I like to ski really fast downhill, do a big swooping turn uphill, and see just how far uphill I can go. Drives the other skiers nuts.
- for the ironically challenged.
"Steve McQueen's got nothing on me" - Clutch
A couple years ago we were skiing with a guy from Chamonix at Brighton. And he headed over to a permanently closed area and ducked the rope. We yelled at him to come back as the patrol saw where he was going and was already chasing him down (they were standing right there). We managed to explain to the patroller that he wasn't from around here and in Europe ducking ropes just means you accept responsibility for your own actions and he let him go with a warning after a long explanation of how things are different here.Originally Posted by bbirtle
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, "Wow, what a Ride!"
I haven't skied Europe in 20 years, but as I recall, the relevant differences were numerous -- including the fact that you had to pay for your own medevac. You could buy insurance relatively cheap, though I'm not sure if it covered you off-piste.Originally Posted by altagirl
not counting days 2016-17
Altagirl well said. It gets a little ridiculous over here, when there are two ski patrollers standing chatting next to a huge bright red 20ft wide netting marked with "PISTE FERME!!!" in meter high letters and as you slide around the barrier you nod your head and exchange "ca va?"s.
It was one of my first impressions of skiing in Europe -- if you are endangering others they will stop you (for example if the closed piste is above another open piste) otherwise the rule is "if you don't take our recommendations, don't come complaining when you die." I get to hear about how sue-happy "you Americans" are on a weekly basis whenever the topic comes up.
Isn't it a lot like this in certain places back home too? Like I seem to remember crossing a lot of ropes over at Tahoe without issues... then again that was a long time ago, I was a beginner then, and so didn't do it often enough to tell.
I can can attest to this difference in attitude on the different sides of the pond. I was in Jackson hole a couple of years ago when I was caught cold ducking a rope. A very angry skipatroller made it his personnal duty to embarrass me badly. To make a long story short; I have never taken as much verbal abuse, before or after. Kind of funny when I tried to explain that I was just trying to ski som pow: He wasn't particularly interested in explanations. Strange feeling to be almost 40 years old, looking ashamed down in the snow while I just had to take it.Originally Posted by altagirl
I like the european attitude better: "If you die, don't say we didn't tell you"![]()
All work and no play, ... you know...
Originally Posted by bbirtle
Pfft. you have to do it real limbo style bending backwards from the knees. I've got it to the point where I don't even slow down. I just lay back till the pack touches the tails and watch the rope go past my googles![]()
Roo demonstrates the correct steeze for dealing with piste markings:
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I once rode up through the singles line even though I was with a group.
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