Goddammit, Roo - I really did have to pee before I read that.
Goddammit, Roo - I really did have to pee before I read that.
Yeah I am bad to the bone.Originally Posted by Below Zero
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Some guy in his 60s told me how he use to patrol out west years ago and for protein they would carry pistols, shoot an ELK if they saw one during early morning avalanche control, hide most of the meat, and then throw what they could in a garbage bag in their back pack. If the wolves didn't get it they could go back the next day and get the rest. Only one story like this. Its probably all BS.
One time, I peed in the woods near a trail.
Once I paid less then full price for a lift ticket....![]()
We hold daggers in the side of the Moon...
Never really noticed any closed trails.![]()
I do have quite a collection of rope and red flaggy things in my backpack that I keep finding in front of all the good tree runs...
Tact is for those not witty enough to be sarcastic...
I thought "cliff" was Quebecios for "steep goodness ahead."Originally Posted by bigtrubs
If you have a problem & think that someone else is going to solve it for you then you have two problems.
Use the rope to tie up the nun and then do some trail maintanance on her. They like it that way.
Your dog just ate an avocado!
I would agree. You are bad to the bone, but I really want to know if I can touch you. That would be sweet to touch a star like yourself.Originally Posted by keepontruckin
"Can't vouch for him, though he seems normal via email."
Tabernac!!!Originally Posted by Snow Dog
Believe.
Doesn't thinking about him make you want to touch yourself?Originally Posted by Below Zero
Your dog just ate an avocado!
Don't you want to touch him?Originally Posted by Viva
"Can't vouch for him, though he seems normal via email."
Only with resort employees. I like to have security clearance.Originally Posted by keepontruckin
More gauze pads, please hurry!
I want to thank you alls for making me feel right at home here. What a great forum where everyone wants to reach out and touch you.Originally Posted by Below Zero
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Originally Posted by keepontruckin
sometimes they'll even give you a reacharound if you bat your eyelashes.![]()
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No reach arounds here.Originally Posted by RootSkier
Has anyone ever roped a duck? That would be impressive.
yeah man, just today i was coming down this groomer in a power wedge, and my pocket rockets threw me in the backseat, i fell and rolled right under a rope. i hiked right back out though, because there was too much powder on the other side, and i thought a patroller might be watching. scary stuff...
I'm tellin' ya, rope a nun- you will not be disapointed.Originally Posted by crashnburn'd
Your dog just ate an avocado!
Doesn't that word "forum" seem so stale? I haven't really considered this place a forum for years. Looney bin, neighborhood, maggotland, etc. Forum? Nah, didn't think so.Originally Posted by keepontruckin
What was the question again? If I've ever broken a nun with a rope or touched her and run?
"In the woods, we return to reason and faith. There I feel that nothing can befall me in life, — no disgrace, no calamity, (leaving me my eyes,) which nature cannot repair." -Emerson
nuns touch themselves and then rope some ducks.
but not in front of 'trollers
maturbating teen fetish goth nuns found here...no ducks
http://www.gigagalleries.com/textpictures/nun0.php
just adding context to my first pic, make the call yourself ya know...
then I'm not sayin anything again on this in this great forum... to a troller
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one phrase came to mind: Darwin Award
Did you read the sticky at the top of ski and snowboard forum? Obviously not.Originally Posted by keepontruckin
"Can't vouch for him, though he seems normal via email."
I was thinking the same thingOriginally Posted by rideit
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