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Thread: opinion about breaking rules and closed trails

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    Goddammit, Roo - I really did have to pee before I read that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Below Zero
    Holy shit, that is pretty bad ass! Can I touch you?
    Yeah I am bad to the bone.

    Some guy in his 60s told me how he use to patrol out west years ago and for protein they would carry pistols, shoot an ELK if they saw one during early morning avalanche control, hide most of the meat, and then throw what they could in a garbage bag in their back pack. If the wolves didn't get it they could go back the next day and get the rest. Only one story like this. Its probably all BS.

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    One time, I peed in the woods near a trail.

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    Once I paid less then full price for a lift ticket....
    We hold daggers in the side of the Moon...

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    Never really noticed any closed trails.

    I do have quite a collection of rope and red flaggy things in my backpack that I keep finding in front of all the good tree runs...
    Tact is for those not witty enough to be sarcastic...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigtrubs
    I duck ropes with 'Cliff' signs at W/B because that's where all the goods and fun are found,
    I thought "cliff" was Quebecios for "steep goodness ahead."
    If you have a problem & think that someone else is going to solve it for you then you have two problems.

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    Use the rope to tie up the nun and then do some trail maintanance on her. They like it that way.
    Your dog just ate an avocado!

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    Quote Originally Posted by keepontruckin
    Yeah I am bad to the bone.
    I would agree. You are bad to the bone, but I really want to know if I can touch you. That would be sweet to touch a star like yourself.
    "Can't vouch for him, though he seems normal via email."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snow Dog
    I thought "cliff" was Quebecios for "steep goodness ahead."
    Tabernac!!!
    Believe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Below Zero
    ...but I really want to know if I can touch you. That would be sweet to touch a star like yourself.
    Doesn't thinking about him make you want to touch yourself?
    Your dog just ate an avocado!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva
    Doesn't thinking about him make you want to touch yourself?
    Don't you want to touch him?
    "Can't vouch for him, though he seems normal via email."

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    Quote Originally Posted by keepontruckin
    if there is anyone here that have broken the resort rules, ducked the ropes, and went down a closed trail? b]
    Only with resort employees. I like to have security clearance.
    More gauze pads, please hurry!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Below Zero
    I would agree. You are bad to the bone, but I really want to know if I can touch you. That would be sweet to touch a star like yourself.
    I want to thank you alls for making me feel right at home here. What a great forum where everyone wants to reach out and touch you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by keepontruckin
    I want to thank you alls for making me feel right at home here. What a great forum where everyone wants to reach out and touch you.

    sometimes they'll even give you a reacharound if you bat your eyelashes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RootSkier
    sometimes they'll even give you a reacharound if you bat your eyelashes
    No reach arounds here.

    Has anyone ever roped a duck? That would be impressive.

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    yeah man, just today i was coming down this groomer in a power wedge, and my pocket rockets threw me in the backseat, i fell and rolled right under a rope. i hiked right back out though, because there was too much powder on the other side, and i thought a patroller might be watching. scary stuff...

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    Quote Originally Posted by crashnburn'd
    Has anyone ever roped a duck? That would be impressive.
    I'm tellin' ya, rope a nun- you will not be disapointed.
    Your dog just ate an avocado!

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    Quote Originally Posted by keepontruckin
    What a great forum...
    Doesn't that word "forum" seem so stale? I haven't really considered this place a forum for years. Looney bin, neighborhood, maggotland, etc. Forum? Nah, didn't think so.

    What was the question again? If I've ever broken a nun with a rope or touched her and run?
    "In the woods, we return to reason and faith. There I feel that nothing can befall me in life, — no disgrace, no calamity, (leaving me my eyes,) which nature cannot repair." -Emerson

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    nuns touch themselves and then rope some ducks.

    but not in front of 'trollers

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    maturbating teen fetish goth nuns found here...no ducks
    http://www.gigagalleries.com/textpictures/nun0.php

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    just adding context to my first pic, make the call yourself ya know...
    then I'm not sayin anything again on this in this great forum... to a troller


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    when I saw the second photo...

    one phrase came to mind: Darwin Award

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    Quote Originally Posted by keepontruckin
    I want to thank you alls for making me feel right at home here. What a great forum where everyone wants to reach out and touch you.
    Did you read the sticky at the top of ski and snowboard forum? Obviously not.
    "Can't vouch for him, though he seems normal via email."

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit
    one phrase came to mind: Darwin Award
    I was thinking the same thing

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