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    TRAITOR!

    No loyalty any more. - Cut the hair, lose the beard and prepare to be booed an Fenway..







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    Shit.......this is just wrong!

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    you know what, they'll still love him at fenway and that's the reason he can do it.

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    Yep, not his fault. For $12 million more, I can't really blame him. This is a big loss, no doubt about it. Betcha they end up trading Arroyo now.

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    At least his shoulders won't be of concern anymore to the sox. Maybe Sheffield will realize Johnny throws like a girl and kick his ass back up to Boston.

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    hahahahahahah.......sniffle........hahahahaha..... snort.............




    And, oh, don't think he's going to be hugged and kissed back in Boston next year.

    damn, these guys would stop traffic down in the west village

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    A few quarter sticks in his direction next time he's in center field at Fenway will make him feel right at home. I heard the Sox went to $50 mil/4 years and he still went to the Yanks. What a fucking traitor. For $500,000 a year, he switches sides, and agrees to cut his hair and shave all season? Does this guy have no standards or individuality? I hope Sox pitching beans him repeatedly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ulty_guy
    you know what, they'll still love him at fenway...
    HAHAHA...no.

    Anywhere else, maybe, Yanks? No.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaveTV
    that's for sure.

    Who will take his place as el Jesús of the MLB?
    The only prescription...is more cowbell.

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    This just in....











    WHO FUCKING CARES?

    The bosox and the yanks both suck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by truth
    This just in....











    WHO FUCKING CARES?

    The bosox and the yanks both suck.
    Oooooo south siders are grumpy today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane
    hahahahahahah.......sniffle........hahahahaha..... snort.............




    And, oh, don't think he's going to be hugged and kissed back in Boston next year.

    damn, these guys would stop traffic down in the west village
    this makes my stomach turn......you know what? he's not gonna hit for a year a la Arod. and his arm is the equivalent of a pocket rocket, wet noodle.
    "Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. The winds will blow their freshness into you, and the storms, their energy. Your cares and tensions will drop away like the leaves of Autumn." --John Muir

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    fuck the yankees, screw the Bosox, and to hell with ICEMAN

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lloyd Braun
    fuck the yankees, screw the Bosox, and to hell with ICEMAN
    Hey, the Bosox aren't that bad.

    The other two I agree with.

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    I guess we found out the answer to WWJDD (Who would Johnny Damon Dump.)





    I really wish I liked Baseball enough to care, but understand that many here, including most of my closest buds, are personally affected by this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dblatto
    you know what? he's not gonna hit for a year a la Arod.

    hahahahahahahaha.....sniggle.......snort...hahahah ahahahah.....

    I remember one at-bat of his I was watching last summer...I think it was at Fenway....and he reached way out and down for a nasty curve, almost in the dirt, and got an easy double out of it. Hit it wicked fah.
    That's when I thought he would be a worthy successor to Bernie. but that arm,.....oy

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    Nomah is a a Dodgah,
    should I be excited?
    with their other moves
    seems they are trying to boost their average age up over 35

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    Hey, the Bosox aren't that bad.

    The other two I agree with.
    ha ha ha ha ha....and you're correct, the Bosox aren't that bad....it's the fans that give them the bad name, right?

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    hahahahahahah........deep breath........hahahahahahaha

    Can anybody find the picture of the taped outline of his body splattered on the center field wall at Fenway from last summer? That was funny.

    Who's he gonna get high with, now that Manny won't be there in the scoreboard?

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    Quote Originally Posted by K-Stormchaser
    A few quarter sticks in his direction next time he's in center field at Fenway will make him feel right at home. I heard the Sox went to $50 mil/4 years and he still went to the Yanks. What a fucking traitor. For $500,000 a year, he switches sides, and agrees to cut his hair and shave all season? Does this guy have no standards or individuality? I hope Sox pitching beans him repeatedly.
    sox went to $40 mil/4yrs
    so its more like $3 mil a year.
    hell, i cut my hair and shaved my beard for a snowbird ski pass once.
    maybe he will grow a powerful wade boggs syle moustache now.
    "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
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    A few thoughts from a broken Sox fan:

    This is a tragedy for the Nation. There are so few legitimate leadoff hitters in the game and we had the best one.

    I am royally bummed out.

    As gay as his haircut is, the guy is tough as dirt, too.

    You had to think that he wanted to get to a bigger pond. That guy loves the spotlight.

    I think Coco Crisp would be a pretty good option in center and I think we focus all of our Damon Dollars on Roger. I also back Loretta at Shortstop.
    You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.

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    I don't like it. Damon is a dick and has no arm. Of course, if he hits .300+, I will immediately change my mind.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Nah, he's not a dick. He's not going to win a lot of chess matches, and I doubt that he can even read the book he allegedly wrote, but he's really tough and never dogs it. Has the occasional brain lock on the bases, but not a real liability in that area. I would be a little concerned about that arm in Yankee Stadium, but he'll definitely get to balls that Williams wouldn't have in his prime. He's a really good player.

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    Mr. Dallas may be right. He will be much less of a dick once he moves from Boston.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
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    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    The Sox'll be just fine.
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