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[nachos supreme]

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[crashnburn'd]

Moomkin almiss bizazeek? - Arabic for may I touch your breasts?

I can only imagine what would happen if you said that to someone.

[truth]

Just when I think I've read the stupidest post ever, you go and post another. Dullard, do yourself and everyone else a favor: disconnect your computer from the Internet.

When I want your monkey-brained opinion I'll rattle your cage, okay? I understand what you are trying to say, even though you obviously don't. A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part. As Robert Wilensky said: "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."

When god was handing out personalities, you must have been holding the door. You're so boring, even a boomerang wouldn't come back to you. I'd get more pleasure from running my nostrils down a cactus, than reading another contribution from you. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if Dear Yesterday's News,; if the chief excitement in your meaningless life wasn't spotting people who are fatter than you are, or if you didn't have a face that is registered as a biological weapon. Nah, of course you would.

You're a message board freak. I know it's hard to accept the truth, but the truth it is, and accept it, you must.

[nachos supreme]

Originally posted by truth
Just when I think I've read the stupidest post ever, you go and post another. Dullard, do yourself and everyone else a favor: disconnect your computer from the Internet.

When I want your monkey-brained opinion I'll rattle your cage, okay? I understand what you are trying to say, even though you obviously don't. A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part. As Robert Wilensky said: "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."

When god was handing out personalities, you must have been holding the door. You're so boring, even a boomerang wouldn't come back to you. I'd get more pleasure from running my nostrils down a cactus, than reading another contribution from you. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if Dear Yesterday's News,; if the chief excitement in your meaningless life wasn't spotting people who are fatter than you are, or if you didn't have a face that is registered as a biological weapon. Nah, of course you would.

You're a message board freak. I know it's hard to accept the truth, but the truth it is, and accept it, you must.

[Honc]

Originally posted by truth
I'd get more pleasure from running my nostrils down a cactus, than reading another contribution from you. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if Dear Yesterday's News,; if the chief excitement in your meaningless life wasn't spotting people who are fatter than you are, or if you didn't have a face that is registered as a biological weapon. Nah, of course you would.

Yikes. Let's just hope that this is no more than a friendly ribbing.

[HyRUPz]

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