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    The Nazification of Kirkwood

    The other day I was talking to guy at the WEED who told me how Cohee has security working with young undercover cops dressed as snowboarders cruising the parking lots looking for people smoking pot and busting them. Then I met another guy who said he was smoking a roach in the parking lot and when some snowboard dude asked the guy if he could have the roach the guy had just thrown on the ground, the guy said "sure" and was popped.

    But the kicker is that the guy said that Kirkwood President Tim Cohee, who is rumored to have been busted more than once for COCAINE, has dictated that pot smokers are now told they will be charged with trespassing if they return after getting busted, even if they have a season pass. This asshole is not only a hypocrite, but a fucking little Hitler who needs to experience a cleansing action not unlike his own trademark dirty tricks to rid the ski world of him and his Nazi tactics.
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    Cause theres no problem with people driving home loaded
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    Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
    Cause theres no problem with people driving home loaded
    Must not be. Kirkwood will sell you as many five dollar bottles of beer as you can drink for the drive home. I'll have to ask Cohee about this when we have our 'coffee break' together one of these days.

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    Originally posted by splat
    I'll have to ask Cohee about this when we have our 'coffee break' together one of these days.
    2 drops.....

    And a keyboard full of soda.
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    Thumbs down

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    Hmmm, I guess I'll stop changing my panties in the parking lot. It would be quit embarrassing to be arrested for exposing my bum and dangler to the world.

    While I'm always game for blaming Cokehead for world hunger and 9,000 snow levels, I'm not sure if he has the authority or resources to fight the war on drugs at Kirkweed. However, last year I was walking through the 'weed's parking lot with a very shady and dangerous looking man--Tyrone Shoelaces--and he got the shake-down from the county sheriff for no apparent reason.
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    Re: 420

    Originally posted by Greydon Clark
    last year I was walking through the 'weed's parking lot with a very shady and dangerous looking man--Tyrone Shoelaces--and he got the shake-down from the county sheriff for no apparent reason.
    No apparent reason???? By all accounts, he was wearing a hoodie and holding something in his hand. There's your apparent reason.....


    Personally, I think this is all a backlash against people's habit of calling it "the Weed."
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    Originally posted by splat
    Must not be. Kirkwood will sell you as many five dollar bottles of beer as you can drink for the drive home. I'll have to ask Cohee about this when we have our 'coffee break' together one of these days.
    Causw weed is so much worse than booze

    Fucking hypocrits (sp?)

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    Re: Re: 420

    Originally posted by Telenater


    Personally, I think this is all a backlash against people's habit of calling it "the Weed."
    Kirkweed: Ski at a "higher" elevation.

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    Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
    Causw weed is so much worse than booze

    Fucking hypocrits (sp?)

    How many road deaths attributable to pot vs. alcohol?

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    Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
    Causw weed is so much worse than booze

    Fucking hypocrits (sp?)

    Some man came into school and showed you a film and told you smoking is the pathway to harder drugs, blah blah blah, didn't he. Not advocating one or the other, but, I don't think booze is the lesser of the two evils. Do some independent research, then post back.

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    Are those cops dim? Hanging around the parking lot when there's skiing to be done? Up here the RCMP dudes get free skiing at most resorts on their days off. They wear RCMP ski jackets so you don't light up on the chair with them.
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    Re: Re: Re: 420

    Originally posted by Punani
    Kirkweed: Ski at a "higher" elevation.
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    Re: Re: 420

    Originally posted by Telenater
    No apparent reason???? By all accounts, he was wearing a hoodie and holding something in his hand. There's your apparent reason.....
    Yeah, I think I remember the Supreme Court finding that wearing a hoodie and holding $1.50 in quarters as being grounds for a full body cavity search.

    Kids- Lets not start Pot vs. Beer pissing match. You can't drive intoxicated, it doesn't matter how you get there.
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    For no particular reason , we might want to make sure that Laught (sp?) sees this.....
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    Originally posted by Over-Exposure
    Then I met another guy who was smoking a roach in the parking lot and when some snowboard dude asked the guy if he could have the roach the guy had just thrown on the ground, the guy said "sure" and was popped.
    I call BULLSHIT on your story JONG. I've seen more weed get smoked than you could ever know, but I've NEVER seen someone throw a roach on the ground. They put that shit in a bowl, and I think you are full of SHIT!

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    Re: 420

    Originally posted by Greydon Clark
    However, last year I was walking through the 'weed's parking lot with a very shady and dangerous looking man--Tyrone Shoelaces--and he got the shake-down from the county sheriff for no apparent reason.
    heh yeah....walking through the parking lot with a handful of quarters for coffee is being cracked down upon as well. Watch your step....it's not only Weed they're cracking down on....it's caffeine too.
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    Re: Re: The Nazification of Kirkwood

    Originally posted by Blurred Elevens
    I call BULLSHIT on your story JONG. I've seen more weed get smoked than you could ever know, but I've NEVER seen someone throw a roach on the ground. They put that shit in a bowl, and I think you are full of SHIT!

    [JacksVoice]Sorry, all stocked up on crazy here![/JacksVoice]
    Although your typically delusional voices demand you be arrogant and an asshole, Mc, you are holed up in a little silver shitberg where there is an obvious paucity of herb, and you are perhaps not quite so au courant as you might think. In Cali, people have herb to waste. Therefore, it is you who is FULL OF SHIT.

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    The try to keep an eye on personal ticket sales too. I think there's less laws to be broken on doing that. I don't particularily have a problem with people enforcing laws on their or public property, hypocracies aside.

    Sorry if I don't think about writing my congressman regarding my rights to use an illegal drug on someone else's land. Law enforcement does not constitute Nazi-ism. Just take your hits before, during, or after your day at Kirkwood. You can hold out.

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    Re: Re: Re: The Nazification of Kirkwood

    Originally posted by Over-Exposure
    Although your typically delusional voices demand you be arrogant and an asshole, Mc, you are holed up in a little silver shitberg where there is an obvious paucity of herb, and you are perhaps not quite so au courant as you might think. In Cali, people have herb to waste. Therefore, it is you who is FULL OF SHIT.
    Gawd, where'd you get that shit, Robert Frost?!

    Since it's such a common occurance out there in "Cali" I'm suprised the Kirkwood parking lot isn't one big pot-field. Maybe that's why the Kirkwood dudes are cracking down on stoners....

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    Talking Re: Re: Re: The Nazification of Kirkwood

    Originally posted by Over-Exposure
    Although your typically delusional voices demand you be arrogant and an asshole, Mc, you are holed up in a little silver shitberg where there is an obvious paucity of herb, and you are perhaps not quite so au courant as you might think. In Cali, people have herb to waste. Therefore, it is you who is FULL OF SHIT.
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    I would have to agree with Greydon on this one (this willl be the last time )

    I don't believe cohee has the authority to get the cops to use their resources to fight small time drug users in the Kirkweed parking lot. I just don't see it.

    Most of the pot smoked at that mountain is on the lift, in the cave and in the trees. I have never seen someone just standing next to their car smoking. But then again, i am pretty oblivious.
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    Originally posted by lph
    I don't believe cohee has the authority to get the cops to use their resources to fight small time drug users in the Kirkweed parking lot. I just don't see it.
    Actually, I think I'll have to disagree there....

    I believe that Cohee et al are probably the single largest tax revenue source for Alpine county. It'll pay the county to keep Corpwood happy. Also, Alpine county has such a small population that I suspect that they can increase their county revenue significantly through prosecuting just a few minor drug users (or letting them off of pleas).
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