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Thread: Someone has been Reading too much Chuck Norris...

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    Someone has been Reading too much Chuck Norris...

    So an Australian club bouncer killed a guy by roundhouse kicking him to the face. Article link below:
    http://www.thecouriermail.news.com.a...E36399,00.html

    Methinks he read this Chuck Norris thread one too many times:
    http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...t=chuck+norris

    Funny story though, a few weekends ago, after reading the aforementioned chuck norris thread, I proceeded to repeatedly taunt my drinking buddies with chuck norris quotes. One of them, realizing that I knew not what I was doing, challenged me to roundhouse kick him in the face. I gave it a valiant effort, slipped on the wet tile floor, and did my best human bullet impression right into the doorframe. I got up with my hand on my head saying, "Owww". I grabbed the ping pong ball, shot, and watched an extremely red ball fall into a cup. Turns out I opened up a 2" long, reasonably deep cut right on my hairline. Kept playing through the pain (with a washed off hand of course) and woke up the next morning with blood clotted down to my jawline. Great times, the scar is just tightening up now. Since it will be highly visible once I continue my balding, it's going to make a fun story to tell over and over again. Trying to come up with a better story now.....
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    May I suggest that you got it fighting with Chuck Norris?

    (And you beat that fucker down, damnit)

    It would be *fairly* accurate.

    edg
    Do you realize that you've just posted an admission of ignorance so breathtaking that it disqualifies you from commenting on any political or economic threads from here on out?

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    Fuckin' Chuck Norris!

    NSFW audio
    http://finchucknorris.ytmnd.com/
    Last edited by flabango; 12-18-2005 at 09:33 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by edg
    May I suggest that you got it fighting with Chuck Norris?

    (And you beat that fucker down, damnit)

    It would be *fairly* accurate.

    edg

    Blasphemy!! The Norris lies in wait for you.

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