There are entirely too many of you with one Spatula apiece, and all of you want somebody else to give up their single so not a lot of progress is being made. Since one Spatula is useless by itself you're not really losing anything by joining the challenge even if you lose, and if you win you've got a pair again!
THE TERMS:
There must be an even number of people signed up.
Once you sign up you can't back out just because you don't like the challenge. If you do, we will impugn your sexual orientation and harangue you mercilessly for weeks to come. We will certainly fart in your general direction and perhaps we'll even give you a proper pranging, once we figure out exactly what that entails.
You must agree to give up your single Spatula should you lose, including the cost of shipping it to the winner.
You may keep your binding.
THE CHALLENGE:
To be determined. Perhaps I'll post my first poll ever. It will as fair as we can make it.
So who's in?
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