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Thread: An Open Letter To Shane McConkey

  1. #26
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    I'm curious as to how many Spatulas Shane may have broken himself. There are tales here and there of people destroying them, but damn if it will slow me down.
    More fucked up than a cricket in a hubcap

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    I watched funken break his on a silly little drop at... hm.... Brighton, maybe. I was shocked they went so fast.
    It's idomatic, beatch.

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    I now feel that the torch (flashlight) to bad_roo's noggin' was not at all my fault, as I previously suspected. Instead, I believe it was a cunning attempt at revenge on the part of all inanimate objects. For one shining moment, the objects came out on top.

    Sick and ashamed and happy (and either that or the browncloud made me do it),
    d.
    "Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornholio
    I watched funken break his on a silly little drop at... hm.... Brighton, maybe. I was shocked they went so fast.
    I broke my tip turning into a rock wall at Snowbasin. Didn't really surprise me. This left a whole in the side of my tip. I would assume too much water got in and thus about a year later the topsheet delammed.

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    If Shane and Huckasoreass can ski and huck with confidence on Spatulas, I kind of have the feeling I can as well.
    You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

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    I'm sure that by now everyone knows how much I love my Spats. And I bought a spare pair....just in case.

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    Mine broke on day 3, cracked core right in the corner of the tail. I believe it was from a 10ft rock that I dropped with speed and fell in the 25ft range, landed pretty hard, but not that hard. I was totally bumped. Luckily it's still skiable for the moment, but i bought a backup single.

    I think K2 should give a pair of pontoons with anyone with a legitamently broken spat, they'd get customers for life and the pontoons would sell even hotter. Though, those of us with broken spats are the pontoon market.
    Go Sharks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0BernhardFranz
    Iin a manner special in terms of hardness I have no comparison.
    two drops!

    Attaboy, Bernie. keep em guessing!

    who brought this guy to the party? I"m dying in the corner over here, ROTFL. . .
    scroll to "Buy DVD", very bottom of page http://bhandf.com/bhandf%202008/longform.htm I do not work for Bill, just dig his work.

    Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. (It) is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. . .There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so. . .people won't feel insecure around you. . . -Williamson

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    Quote Originally Posted by funkendrenchman
    I broke my tip turning into a rock wall at Snowbasin. Didn't really surprise me.
    That's funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phatstix
    That's funny
    The rock wall was covered in snow and looked like a spine... it wasn't a fair fight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by funkendrenchman
    The rock wall was covered in snow and looked like a spine... it wasn't a fair fight.
    That isn't funny

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    tired of your tomfoolery roo
    buy some stockli's and enjoy the season.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mcwop
    I swear that I saw Shane eating in the Peruvian dining room two weekends ago.

    I stole his dirty spoon as a keepsake.
    hey! the only dude who gets shane's "dirty spoon" is Scott Gaffney.

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    PONTOONS not released until fall of '06 per local K2 rep.
    Every man dies. Not every man lives.
    You don’t stop playing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop playing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodsy
    tired of your tomfoolery roo
    buy some stockli's and enjoy the season.
    Sidecut not really doing it for me right now.

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