Tales of the Unfunny, 2000 and counting

[seldon]

Here it is. What an incredibly addicting waste of time.

[Max Gosey]

I'm right behind you.
Edit: I mean that in a totally non-sexual way.


But typically less funny...

[Jaque Chirac]

SHUT ZE FUCK UP BOTH OF YOU AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF AMERICA.

[Max Gosey]

Or what? You'll taunt us a second time?

[seldon]

Poor use of the fm buddy.

[XtrPickels]

SHUT ZE FUCK UP BOTH OF YOU AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF AMERICA.

Worst alias ever

[lemon boy]

yeah but he's dead now. Gorby popped a cap in his ass.

[Buster Highmen]

There was a tincture of banana extract, dopamine to be exact, slathered lightly across the rubber band on her head. She was a big one and she smelled like boiled hot dogs. The textured formica extended beyond the Stygian waters, past the merconium of doom and right into the halls of politics. It was as if the flowers of spring brought about the red wines of fall, as if the thudlike prose manifested in a roast beef hairdo with all the meaty mascara drippings embellishing the Attack Clogging Dance Troupe and their orchestra of dropped toothpicks. Festooned with unguents beyond compute, they stormed the stage and demolished any sense of art or poise. They poisened poise.

[Stone-Free]

Buster, I just wanna know if that 'cid is purple-haze, orange sunshine, micro-dot. Wow

[GFP]

Or what? You'll taunt us a second time?

That was pretty funny

Edit: Silly frenchman

[Max Gosey]

There was a tincture of banana extract, dopamine to be exact, slathered lightly across the rubber band on her head. She was a big one and she smelled like boiled hot dogs. The textured formica extended beyond the Stygian waters, past the merconium of doom and right into the halls of politics. It was as if the flowers of spring brought about the red wines of fall, as if the thudlike prose manifested in a roast beef hairdo with all the meaty mascara drippings embellishing the Attack Clogging Dance Troupe and their orchestra of dropped toothpicks. Festooned with unguents beyond compute, they stormed the stage and demolished any sense of art or poise. They poisened poise.

Buster. Your manipulation of the English language does not cease to amaze me.

And this is probably the point in the thread where someone denotes that the prior text originates in some literature with which I am unfamiliar, and I retort with, "Well, he still writes gud."

[Tippster]

Buster, I just wanna know if that 'cid is purple-haze, orange sunshine, micro-dot. Wow

Microdot isn't Acid, it's Mescaline. I love Mescaline. I also love Buster's Non-sequiturs. Ergo, it's Microdot. QED.