I am worthless and weak and in over my head (TDR)

[DJSapp]

and I'm going to do something about it.

I signed up for gordy's maggot camp a few days ago, and it's slowly been hitting me that I just might be in over my head. Maybe I'm freaking out, maybe not, but I just don't seem comfortable in my abilities anymore. Normally at the begining of a season, I am comfortable with my level, knowing the first couple days will hurt, but it all comes back quickly. Now I'm just scared for some reason (probably because I haven't been on snow yet this season).

I started doing more pushups, situps, squats etc. and it became painfully apparent that I am out of shape. Then I went running last night in the cold. After 2 miles I thought I just might die out there.

I guess working long hours for the past year has served as an excuse to get home, crack a beer, and sit in front of the idiot box more and working out less. No more. In two months I will be in a class instructed by people who I consider personal heros. I will not make an ass of myself by being a fat weak gaper, bringing down the camp for everyone else. The reason I signed up was for much more than to improve my skiing, it was to improve myself.

I will work out every night until (and after) the camp.
I will ski and ski hard every chance possible.
I will kick ass at the camp.

Please help me out by bumping this every now and again, or flame away at the fat nerd with glasses. Either way, it will remind me that I have not been doing enough to push myself to become better. Sorry for the diary post. Commence flaming and posting of truffle shuffle pics.

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[Dirty Hoar]

I'm good enough... I'm smart enough... and dog-gone it, people like me.

NOW DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 50 YOU WORTHLESS MAGGOT. GORDY EATS PIECES OF SHIT LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST!!!

[DJSapp]

GORDY EATS PIECES OF SHIT LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST!!!

Gordy eats pieces of shit for breakfast?

Maybe I should ask for my deposit back.

[Big Blue]

PRIVATE DJ, YOU STRIKE ME AS THE KIND OF GUY WHO'D FUCK A MAN IN THE ASS WITHOUT EVEN HAVING THE COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE HIM A REACH-AROUND!!!

[Telenater]

Yeah, I've gotten tubby too. Too much sitting around waiting for my doc to tell me I can go at it again, and not enough taking advantage of what I am allowed to do.

I will ride my bike to work for the remainder of the week, and I will not buy a new parking pass on campus when mine expires at the beginning of January. I will lose the 20lbs I've put on since the accident.

And, above all, I will be fit enough to not kill the stoke when allowed to return fully.

[EPSkis]

Oh, I dunno. I would be less worried about the fact that I'm out of shape and somewhat MORE worried about the terror-inducing terrain he's going to force you to ski, imo.

Have fun, mang

[eldereldo]

Bumpity bump

[Arty50]

The Sarge: Holy Jesus! What is that? What the fuck is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?
DJ: Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir!
The Sarge: A jelly doughnut?
DJ: Sir, yes sir!
The Sarge: How did it get here?
DJ: Sir, I took it from the mess hall, sir!
The Sarge: Is chow allowed in the barracks, Private Pyle?
DJ: Sir, no sir!
The Sarge: Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Private Pyle?
DJ: Sir, no sir!
The Sarge: And why not, Private Pyle?
DJ: Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!
The Sarge: Because you are a disgusting fat body, Private Pyle!

[PrankMonkey]

Kudos to sapp, takin-it to it.

[truth]

Yeah, I've gotten tubby too. Too much sitting around waiting for my doc to tell me I can go at it again, and not enough taking advantage of what I am allowed to do.

It's easy to fall into that trap. I've been fighting it for what seems an eternity now. After the ACL I gained 30#'s and it took the balance of the summer to drop em. With the achilles I was stuck in bed for 10 weeks unable to do anything. I got my diet uber tight and ended up about even. Once I got the green light to start doing anything I jumped on it and have not looked back. By the time I'm 100% I should be leaner than I've been in years.

Stay focused on the end game.

[The AD]

In two months I will be in a class instructed by people who I consider personal heros. I will not make an ass of myself by being a fat weak gaper

There's the key: you've got two months to get in shape. That's plenty of time to make some huge strides if you make a strong commitment. Work out six days a week and watch the diet and you might be surprised what you can get accomplished. Good luck Private Pyle!!

[CantDog]

Or you could send me to the camp to pose as you. And then everyone would comment on how tall and thin you've gotten since the last time they saw you.

[DJSapp]

The past two weeks:

1.5 miles a day running in the cold, dry desert air at 7.5 mph pace
95 push ups a day
95 sit ups a day
95 squats a day
95 looooooong seconds of leg lifts a day

-5 lbs. over xmas
Skiied only 2 days

Ready to increase to 2.5 miles
125 of all excercises (maybe not push ups)

Keep the encouragement comin.

[Arty50]

95 push ups a day
95 sit ups a day
95 squats a day
95 looooooong seconds of leg lifts a day

What happened to the extra 5 of each? Turn it up to 11 you fucking pansy.

[DJSapp]

What happened to the extra 5 of each? Turn it up to 11 you fucking pansy.

Was doing the deck of cards workout. Each suit = exercise type, number = quantity. Now K,Q,J = 20 thus 125 total.

I'm a fucking nerd.

Arty: The FMJ reference

[divegirl]

YOU CAN DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT!!

Good luck, DJ. I just gained 8 pounds since Thanksgiving, so I have a lot to do in the coming months. Goddamned Fesenjoon started it all!!!

Luckily, instead of sitting in my desk all day today for work, I was running around a building site with stakes and twine. At least it's a start.

[Arty50]

I just gained 8 pounds since Thanksgiving...

I gained 8 lbs on Thanksgiving...and then lost it the next morning...

[mrryde]

I fucked up both my ankles this year once in the spring playing soccer and in August while acting like a drunken asshole and flipped a golf cart. The #30 I gained during this time really fucked up my skiing.

[splat]

Turn it up to 11 you fucking pansy.

You're killing me, Arty. And possibly DJ, too.
But he'll come out stronger on the long end.








And DJ, if you're reading this...........









GET THE FUCK BACK OUT IN THE RAIN AND RUN, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Arty50]

GET THE FUCK BACK OUT IN THE RAIN AND RUN, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WWRD (What would Rocky do)

[DJSapp]

WWRD (What would Rocky do)

Mickey: YOU'RE A BUM DJ, A LOUSY STINKIN BUM!

[DJSapp]

Fell off the wagon for a week. That run I just finished hurt.

Bad.

Real bad.


Feeling pretty fucking bummed that my commitment has been sagging. Any advice from maggots that have trained for years? Marathon runners/Tri-athletes? How do you keep that level of commitment to achieve what you need to do through long stressful work days and wedding planning?








Now back to my pushups.

[GheePup]

Gordy eats pieces of shit for breakfast?

Maybe I should ask for my deposit back.

If Gordy eats shit for breakfast then maybe you should try that too? Hmmm...shitcakes fried up in a little used motor oil, with a butter and powdered sugar is just the ticket to keep you going? I'll stop now I am starting to gross myself out.

Do yoga too you idiot! Its great for the balance and strength you are going to need.

I hope you have a lot of fun.

[GheePup]

I was running around a building site with stakes and twine. At least it's a start.

Now to motivate DG too. Sorry can't help it.

Get the F outta the office and put some tool bags on full time! Lugging 20-30# bags around while building something is a workout, trust me. Do it 8 hrs a day 5 days a week. You will see a difference. Get out there and get dirty and work your ass off!

[The AD]

How do you keep that level of commitment to achieve what you need to do through long stressful work days and wedding planning?

It ain't easy! When do you workout? I think the best time is the morning that way you don't have time throughout the day to make up excuses why not to workout. I don't follow my own advice, but I do think it works--as long as you've got the dedication to get out of bed early.