Is Ogre still funny

[The AD]

My sixth-grade son knows enough not to post anything that could be dredged up later in litigation. Yes, you are all so smart about all things internet.

Hey, at least I know that "aliaii" isn't a real word.

[Patrick Bateman]

Now can we all ~PLEASE~ cut out this stalking crap and get back onto what we're really here for?

bbirtle? Brian Birtle? Hi I'm Patrick Bateman. You know, you really shouldn't use your real name on these message boards.

Shall we do a power lunch sometime? Listen, you'll have to excuse me. I have a lunch meeting with Cliff Huxtable at the Four Seasons in 20 minutes.

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[Karl Stall]

nerd = check (not that there's anything wrong with that, right )

[bbirtle]

*Sigh* yet another alias who's not man enough to write his attempt at slandering remarks with his own name...

bbirtle? Brian Birtle? Hi I'm Patrick Bateman. You know, you really shouldn't use your real name on these message boards. It's so easy to find people these days.

Gee... did you just click the underlined bbirtle link, click the link that says Personal Homepage, and then click the link that says Resume?

We got a real genius on our hands here folks.

I already told everybody, I don't like to hide behind fake names. Whatever I say, it's me saying it.

I really wish Owen or whoever runs this board would see that these people using aliases are really making it a nasty place in here, and ban those people from the forum.

In the meantime, if you need a web page in the French Haute Savoie area, I'm your man.

[Cyber Cop]

bbirtle? Brian Birtle? Hi I'm Patrick Bateman. You know, you really shouldn't use your real name on these message boards. It's so easy to find people these days.

Shall we do a power lunch sometime? Listen, you'll have to excuse me. I have a lunch meeting with Cliff Huxtable at the Four Seasons in 20 minutes.

Yup sarge, we have ourselves a bonafide coward pussy faggot here. Be adviced, the monkey learned how to point and click, we are in deep shit now.

[skieurmalade]

yeah, but I am going to tell ogre that you're a nerd.

[Greydon Clark]

I really wish Owen or whoever runs this board would see that these people using aliases are really making it a nasty place in here, and ban those people from the forum.

Dude, why are you so incredibly unfun? Maybe you should be banned for being such a fucking buzz kill. If I wanted cordial smiles, I would order a coffee at Starbuck, but I don’t. You and the rest of the nnneeerrrdddsss need to get with the program or get lost. Your choice.

[The AD]

I really wish Owen or whoever runs this board would see that these people using aliases are really making it a nasty place in here, and ban those people from the forum.

OK, I was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt when I thought you were French. I figured maybe there were some subtleties here you weren't picking up on if English was a second language for you. But it looks like you are American after all, so let me just say: quit being such a pussy. You've been a member here for one month. That doesn't give your views on how the forum should be run much weight.

[Buddha]

OK, I was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt when I thought you were French. I figured maybe there were some subtleties here you weren't picking up on if English was a second language for you. But it looks like you are American after all, so let me just say: quit being such a pussy. You've been a member here for one month. That doesn't give your views on how the forum should be run much weight.

Oh, my small brown clowns. If one fight buzzkill with buzkill, one simply one big buzzkill.

[lph]

I really wish Owen or whoever runs this board would see that these people using aliases are really making it a nasty place in here, and ban those people from the forum.

I gotta say that cinches it for me, you should probably find another ski site to post on. If someone like Ogre can get under your skin, and you don't appreciate that this is the internet and not a gathering of friends at your house, then you should leave.

What you don't get is that some of the aliases on this board are legendary. Where else can you get away with aliases if not on the internet? Have I hated some of them? Yes. But you can't feed the fire, another concept you don't seem to understand.

[Viva]

I gotta say that cinches it for me, you should probably find another ski site to post on. If someone like Ogre can get under your skin, and you don't appreciate that this is the internet and not a gathering of friends at your house, then you should leave.

What you don't get is that some of the aliases on this board are legendary. Where else can you get away with aliases if not on the internet? Have I hated some of them? Yes. But you can't feed the fire, another concept you don't seem to understand.

And now the Board's senior citizens are starting to chime in.

[SquawFag]

I'M A LEGEND IN MY OWN MIND, NERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

SQUAWKFAG WAS NO MATCH, I NEED NEW MEAT

SQUAWKMAN!!!! GET YOUR ASS OVER TO MY GYM FOR A HARD PUMPING SESSION!!!

[Cyber Cop]

I gotta say that cinches it for me, you should probably find another ski site to post on. If someone like Ogre can get under your skin, and you don't appreciate that this is the internet and not a gathering of friends at your house, then you should leave.

What you don't get is that some of the aliases on this board are legendary. Where else can you get away with aliases if not on the internet? Have I hated some of them? Yes. But you can't feed the fire, another concept you don't seem to understand.

Just one question, how many more dipshits have to come along and point
out the obvious. It's like these peanuts are finally on the winning
side in a freaking bitch fight and they just can't stop themselves
from chiming in and stroking their poor injured little ego's. You are
all the same fucking idiot, your IP has been logged, and 3 points
deducted from your licence. I know life is hard with an IQ of 90, but
look on the bright side, your not legally retarded?

P.S. sqwakfag, you my bro are legally retarded. I will now commit you and take your cash.

[lph]

Just one question, how many more dipshits have to come along and point
out the obvious. It's like these peanuts are finally on the winning
side in a freaking bitch fight and they just can't stop themselves
from chiming in and stroking their poor injured little ego's. You are
all the same fucking idiot, your IP has been logged, and 3 points
deducted from your licence. I know life is hard with an IQ of 90, but
look on the bright side, your not legally retarded?

P.S. sqwakfag, you my bro are legally retarded. I will now commit you and take your cash.

Why state the obvious? Because he doesn't seem to get it. What is obvious to you, seems to be totally incomprehensible to others.

Life is hard, I will give you that. In the past 5 minutes I have been described as a senior citizen and as having a less than average IQ. Unfortunately, both are true.

OK, so who wants a piece of me?

[BakerBoy]

Why state the obvious? Because he doesn't seem to get it. What is obvious to you, seems to be totally incomprehensible to others.

Life is hard, I will give you that. In the past 5 minutes I have been described as a senior citizen and as having a less than average IQ. Unfortunately, both are true.

OK, so who wants a piece of me?

Is there a gay bar in South Lake that Punani can meet you at?

[Confucius]

Confucius say "Maggots, you are engaged in a futile attempt with this one" Your attempts to expand this ones understanding are like trying to stretch a gnats ass over a rain barrel.

[Core Shot]

how did this ever get to 12 pages?

[FlyinGuitar08]

You mean 14?