Is Ogre still funny

**Snake Pliskin** · 12-14-2005, 08:31 PM

Enjoy your little bitch fights and witty aliaii while you can, dumbfucks.
It's crap like this that has discussion and possible legislation brewing that will hold you accountable for threats made on the internet, as if, if not more so, they were made in real life, due to the indelible ink of the electronic machine.
My sixth-grade son knows enough not to post anything that could be dredged up later in litigation. Yes, you are all so smart about all things internet.

**Cyber Cop** · 12-14-2005, 08:48 PM

Originally Posted by Snake Pliskin

Enjoy your little bitch fights and witty aliaii while you can, dumbfucks.
It's crap like this that has discussion and possible legislation brewing that will hold you accountable for threats made on the internet, as if, if not more so, they were made in real life, due to the indelible ink of the electronic machine.
My sixth-grade son knows enough not to post anything that could be dredged up later in litigation. Yes, you are all so smart about all things internet.

Warning, we have traced your IP. We not only discovered you are a frequent BEAR, we also know that your posts, along with sqwakfag and puta-punani all originate from the same bath house south of Carmel. Please step away from the keyboard and drop the six year old.

**AlpineZone** · 12-14-2005, 08:52 PM

Are you sick of all the immaturity yet, people? Just WALK TOWARDS THE LIGHT..

**leroy jenkins** · 12-14-2005, 08:58 PM

Originally Posted by BlurredElevens

look Squaw.

I still thinking you're taking things way too seriously. At least make it humorous. If you can't do that, threaten with a lawsuit.

yea, make it funny, but don't waste your time with a lawsuit. just get the fuck out. you will be happier if you find some good freinds and don't waste time posting somewhere where people are just going to give you shit because you provoke them.
Also, I just want to say that I think anyone with any sense at all should be able to see that most of the alias' on this thread are Squawman. Ogres bitch and the rest of them, were all slightly amusing for about one post, then as they just started to add to the shitstorm, it became clear to me that they are just a method for Squawman to flame some more. I think bbritle might be squawman too. Who cares.

But serisously man, does it really make you happy posting here and just getting in flame wars? I know i'm a jong and you've been here longer then me, but I don't see the point of what you do. If your life is really so fucking awesome why do you feel the need to be so negative? And if you really don't care how expensive skiing gets, and you think of it as a "hobby" then maybe TGR isn't the place for you. Do the TR's bring you more happiness than your earning reports? I'm a pretty shitty skier compared to some of the people on this board, but i know that TGR is a place for people who live to ski, and think of it as much more than just a hobby.
Look what you made me do, you made me go off on a rant.

**SquawMan** · 12-14-2005, 09:03 PM

Originally Posted by leroy jenkins

any sense at all should be able to see that most of the alias' on this thread are Squawman. Ogres bitch and the rest of them, were all slightly amusing for about one post, then as they just started to add to the shitstorm, it became clear to me that they are just a method for Squawman to flame some more. I think bbritle might be squawman too. Who cares.

I've said it before, they aren't me, and if you don't believe me, PM the administrator

**cj001f** · 12-14-2005, 09:15 PM

Queens, the devil, god, avatars, violence, lots of drama. Time for the (notso fat) lady to sing in this opera

**DaveTV** · 12-14-2005, 09:17 PM

**Confucius** · 12-14-2005, 10:00 PM

Confucius say "study the past, if you devine the future"

**Cirquerider** · 12-14-2005, 10:24 PM

And yet, Bcrider is the one OP capable of making this whole thing vaporize. Fun while it lasted, but cybervapor is probably a good place for this thread.

**TJ.Brk** · 12-14-2005, 10:37 PM

Ahh this reminds me of the good ole' days when Dex and I used to go at it. Makes me all warm and fuzzy. Doesn't really matter though if he is funny or not. We don't have to read it.

But he makes me chuckle.

**BakerBoy** · 12-14-2005, 10:53 PM

Originally Posted by Snake Pliskin

Enjoy your little bitch fights and witty aliaii while you can, dumbfucks.
It's crap like this that has discussion and possible legislation brewing that will hold you accountable for threats made on the internet, as if, if not more so, they were made in real life, due to the indelible ink of the electronic machine.
My sixth-grade son knows enough not to post anything that could be dredged up later in litigation. Yes, you are all so smart about all things internet.

You washed up old piece of shit. You sound like Squawman.

Oh yeah, and fuck you SM about my maturity level... At least I have a sense of humor. I guess too many steroids and the resulting small ball syndrome will suck it right out of you though.

**iceman** · 12-14-2005, 11:03 PM

Originally Posted by Hayduke

http://tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=32096

Holy shit, I don't surf but I need to read that forum more.

Fucking classic shit.

**bcrider** · 12-14-2005, 11:17 PM

Originally Posted by Cirquerider

And yet, Bcrider is the one OP capable of making this whole thing vaporize. Fun while it lasted, but cybervapor is probably a good place for this thread.

While this thread does in fact suck balls, deleting threads is lame, especially a 13 page saga like this.

You don’t want me to pull a Blurred Elevens now do you? lol

**iceman** · 12-14-2005, 11:20 PM

Originally Posted by bcrider

While this thread does in fact suck balls, deleting threads is lame, especially a 13 page saga like this.

You don’t want me to pull a Blurred Elevens now do you? lol

Yeah don't pull the plug man, this is part of the permanent record.

As it should be.

**Cirquerider** · 12-14-2005, 11:25 PM

I watched blurred drop the hammer on a similar thread with aliases etc, and was just like...geeze, its gone! Not advocating deletion, more like checking the resolve. Of course, you DO have the power.

Still, there has been some bizzare shit in this thread.

**iceman** · 12-14-2005, 11:52 PM

Originally Posted by Cirquerider

Still, there has been some bizzare shit in this thread.

That's how you tell the good threads. If it makes no sense at all on a quick first reading, then it's bound to be good.

**FNG** · 12-15-2005, 12:31 AM

Godamnit, the only thing that sucks about having Squawman on ignore is that I have to keep clicking "view post" to make the rest of your jokes make sense.

It's just the internet. Get over yourselves. Sheesh.

...but keep being funny. That shit's good.

**Ogre** · 12-15-2005, 12:59 AM

MASTERRRRR-BAITING SQUAWKFAG IS SO 9 MONTHS AGO!!!!

SQUAWKFAG: YOU ARRRRRRRE GAY!!!! GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!

**ill-advised strategy** · 12-15-2005, 01:02 AM

Originally Posted by AlpineZone

Are you sick of all the immaturity yet, people? Just WALK TOWARDS THE LIGHT..

Sometimes when I'm in one of those porta-johns, I can see a little bit of light down there. It makes it easier to examine my turd.

**Tippster** · 12-15-2005, 07:31 AM

Originally Posted by BakerBoy

Because of this, I've decided to give up my life, as shitty as Squawman believes it to be, and enter a small monastary in the Tibetian highlands where I can learn the Shaolin ways so I can one day kick his whiny, pompous, excessively aggro ass in front of the gay bar that Punani frequents. TR to follow.

Wax on, young Grasshopper. Wax on.

**bbirtle** · 12-15-2005, 07:58 AM

AlpineZone is nearly as good as Budda,
Ogre is Punani, and he's still at it,
OgresBitch is quite obviously SquawMan,
Cufucious is harmless but a little boring,
Bbirtle is me, I don't hide behind aliases, (although if I think of a funny one...)

Now that we got the facts straight I'd like to second what cj001f wrote:

Originally Posted by cj001f

Queens, the devil, god, avatars, violence, lots of drama. Time for the (notso fat) lady to sing in this opera
(IMG)

13 pages sheesh, I would think people have already said what they wanted to say. Let's get on with our lives. CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?!?!

Edit: I have just received a PM from SquawMan that he is NOT OgresBitch. Now who could it be? This forum is just chock full of intrigue......

**Tippster** · 12-15-2005, 08:00 AM

Originally Posted by bbirtle

13 pages sheesh, I would think people have already said what they wanted to say. Let's get on with our lives. CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?!?!

No. It goes against human nature...

dick.

**Mrs Roo** · 12-15-2005, 09:27 AM

Originally Posted by splat

The devil logged on to TGR
he was looking for some souls to keep
He was thinking it’d be easy
But he found out it was deep
When he came across this Ogre guy
Playing nerd fiddle he was oh so very sweet
And the devil jumped upon a hickory stump
and said Ogre let me tell you what
I bet you didn't know it
but I'm a nerd fiddle player too
And if you'd care to make a dare
I'll make a bet with you
Now you play a pretty good nerd fiddle boy
but give the devil his due
I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul
cuz I think I'm better than you
The boy said my name's Ogre
and it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet your gonna regret
cuz I'm the best nerd killer that's ever been

Ogre you rosin up your bow
and play your nerd fiddle hard
Cuz hell broke loose on TGR
and the devil deals it hard
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose the devil gets your soul

(Nerd fiddle solo)

The devil opened up his case
and he said I'll start this show
And fire flew from his fingertips
as he skied across the snow
And he pulled the bow across his nerds
and it made an evil hiss
Then a band of demons joined in
and it sounded something like this

Devil’s Nerd Fiddle Solo

When the devil finished Ogre said
well you're pretty good JONG mag
But sit down in that chair right there
and let me show you how to bag

Nerds on the forum run boys run
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun
Mrs. Roo in London slingin them turds
Callin all the whiners dumb ass nerds

The devil bowed his head
because he knew that he'd been beat
He laid that golden fiddle
on the ground at Ogre’s feet
Ogre said “devil just come on back, you turd
if you ever want to try again
'Cause I told you once you son of a bitch
I'm the one who knows his nerds"

And he played Nerds on the forum run boys run
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun
Mrs. Roo in London slingin them turds
Callin all the whiners dumb ass nerds

Beautiful.

I'll sling a few more if this lot don't pipe down.

**Ogre's Bitch** · 12-15-2005, 09:45 AM

Originally Posted by bbirtle

Edit: I have just received a PM from SquawMan that he is NOT OgresBitch. Now who could it be? This forum is just chock full of intrigue......

Who is this mystery man? It seems like he's on a permanent vacation, no, he's a secret agent.

How many licks will it take to get to the center of Ogre's Bitch?

**Buddha** · 12-15-2005, 10:17 AM

The One would like to point out the futility of struggle in the physical word young maggots. In your zeal to find the Ogre and extinguish his flame, (an impossible feat as we are all part of the one) you have spawned another ogre, a bitch, and 4 or 5 small poodles wrestling infinitly with their BRO karma....

The one has been restored.

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