Is Ogre still funny

**Confucius** · 12-13-2005, 03:47 PM

Confucius say"confucius must leave for work,will miss mirth

**f2f** · 12-13-2005, 09:46 PM

this thread is a

and like in a real

, i can't stop watching...

**TheDevil** · 12-14-2005, 01:44 AM

I am drunk and stoned and horny. After all, I am TheDevil. Where is that nymph? I knew I liked that goat god for a reason.

Anyway, I just wanted to let you all know that when you die just save yourself some time and take the stairway down not up because "He" is just going to send you down here anyway with his own suggestions about what to do with you. Trust me, you don't want him giving me ideas.

So far, I also want you to know that I am going to make you all walk around barefoot in the desert for all of eternity when you maggots eventually come knocking on my gate. You will also be packing ALL of your gear ( I do mean ALL and not just your ski gear) searching for snowy mountains that don't exist. MuaHaaaaHaa! Thats for everyone so far.

I almost forgot. Squawman and Ogre have earned special treatment. SquawBoy will forever be damned to being the 12 year old boy that he was or is (I don't know, I am not God). He will then be placed in that gay bar forever. Ogre shall spend his eternity strapped to a seat in various engineering classrooms during lectures full of students. His mouth will be duct taped so he could not yell out....well, you know the word all too well so I won't bore you with it.

See you all in hell

**Mean Gene Okerlund** · 12-14-2005, 03:19 AM

looks like ogre just got the proverbial folding chair to the back. booya.

**Mrs Roo** · 12-14-2005, 06:03 AM

I can't believe I just wasted an hour reading this compelling drivel.

I'm a nerd; I think Ogre is funny; you're a bunch of schoolboys (which amuses me no end); Iceman's right; I like the aliases, even the ones I argue with (right Jubking, whoever you were?); some of you should go away because the humour is lost on you; I think I may stalk a few folk aswell 'cos the reaction is priceless; even I'd take Squawman on for a bitch fight in stilletos (only hair pulling and scratching allowed); I have a hangover and I'm in a mean mood so quit the whining bollocks and go get a degree in irony you mummy's boys. God, I need some chocolate.

**Confucius** · 12-14-2005, 06:17 AM

Confucius say " now not good time to be bad roo "

**Lobot** · 12-14-2005, 09:22 AM

Ogre's hatred of nerds is misplaced. Nerds really pay the bills for me and I'm forever in their debt.

Thank you nerds!

**Tap** · 12-14-2005, 09:24 AM

i agree w/ Mrs. Roo.

bitches.

**DaveTV** · 12-14-2005, 09:59 AM

Multiple aliases: So hot right now...

**sea2ski** · 12-14-2005, 10:53 AM

Originally Posted by f2f

this thread is a

and like in a real

, i can't stop watching...

So true. I can't believe someone hasn't created a new alias from Hot Dog..the Movie because you know there is only one way to settle a feud like this.

CHINESE DOWNHILL!!!!!!!

**LegoSkier** · 12-14-2005, 11:14 AM

Originally Posted by Confucius

Confucius say " now not good time to be bad roo "

OK, thats funny!

**Ogre's Bitch** · 12-14-2005, 11:23 AM

Originally Posted by Mrs Roo

I can't believe I just wasted an hour reading this compelling drivel.

I'm a nerd; I think Ogre is funny; you're a bunch of schoolboys (which amuses me no end); Iceman's right; I like the aliases, even the ones I argue with (right Jubking, whoever you were?); some of you should go away because the humour is lost on you; I think I may stalk a few folk aswell 'cos the reaction is priceless; even I'd take Squawman on for a bitch fight in stilletos (only hair pulling and scratching allowed); I have a hangover and I'm in a mean mood so quit the whining bollocks and go get a degree in irony you mummy's boys. God, I need some chocolate.

Bitch Slap

nerd!

**KANUTTEN** · 12-14-2005, 11:33 AM

Eeeeeehr,

Is there a way to change the "no" I originally answered in the poll to a "yes"?

**splat** · 12-14-2005, 01:14 PM

The devil logged on to TGR
he was looking for some souls to keep
He was thinking it’d be easy
But he found out it was deep
When he came across this Ogre guy
Playing nerd fiddle he was oh so very sweet
And the devil jumped upon a hickory stump
and said Ogre let me tell you what
I bet you didn't know it
but I'm a nerd fiddle player too
And if you'd care to make a dare
I'll make a bet with you
Now you play a pretty good nerd fiddle boy
but give the devil his due
I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul
cuz I think I'm better than you
The boy said my name's Ogre
and it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet your gonna regret
cuz I'm the best nerd killer that's ever been

Ogre you rosin up your bow
and play your nerd fiddle hard
Cuz hell broke loose on TGR
and the devil deals it hard
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose the devil gets your soul

(Nerd fiddle solo)

The devil opened up his case
and he said I'll start this show
And fire flew from his fingertips
as he skied across the snow
And he pulled the bow across his nerds
and it made an evil hiss
Then a band of demons joined in
and it sounded something like this

Devil’s Nerd Fiddle Solo

When the devil finished Ogre said
well you're pretty good JONG mag
But sit down in that chair right there
and let me show you how to bag

Nerds on the forum run boys run
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun
Mrs. Roo in London slingin them turds
Callin all the whiners dumb ass nerds

The devil bowed his head
because he knew that he'd been beat
He laid that golden fiddle
on the ground at Ogre’s feet
Ogre said “devil just come on back, you turd
if you ever want to try again
'Cause I told you once you son of a bitch
I'm the one who knows his nerds"

And he played Nerds on the forum run boys run
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun
Mrs. Roo in London slingin them turds
Callin all the whiners dumb ass nerds

**BakerBoy** · 12-14-2005, 02:12 PM

Originally Posted by splat

The devil logged on to TRG

TRG?

http://www.trg.org/

**iceman** · 12-14-2005, 02:20 PM

Originally Posted by BakerBoy

TRG?

http://www.trg.org/

That logo appears to consist of a whelk, a hawk's head and some dope leaves.

**A-wreck** · 12-14-2005, 02:25 PM

Originally Posted by iceman

That logo appears to consist of a whelk, a hawk's head and some dope leaves.

What else does a logo need?

**splat** · 12-14-2005, 02:26 PM

Originally Posted by BakerBoy

TRG?

http://www.trg.org/

NERD!!!!

**DaveTV** · 12-14-2005, 02:28 PM

Originally Posted by iceman

That logo appears to consist of a whelk, a hawk's head and some dope leaves.

So THAT'S the symbol of Canada? A dope leaf? No wonder it's legal there...

**BakerBoy** · 12-14-2005, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by splat

NERD!!!!

Google, bitch!

**SquawMan** · 12-14-2005, 03:29 PM

DIE, THREAD, DIE

**Cirquerider** · 12-14-2005, 03:30 PM

Oh yeah, That'll make it go away SM

**Superstar Punani** · 12-14-2005, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by bbitchle

Personally, I think it just proves being childish to threaten a fight with somebody for what they write on a message board. But Punini's done that to me, Squaw, and others, so at this point I'd like to see him either follow through with what he says or better yet, STOP SAYING IT.

You dirty, smelly, frog-eating, quick-surrendering French faggot. When I get to Cham this season I'm gonna string your peanut-sized balls with dental floss and hang you off the Aiguille Du Midi, then I'm gonna throw you down a crevasse afterwards, you cocksucker.

Meet me in the parking lot of the Aiguille Tram.
When your punk ass shows up I'll reimburse your travel expenses.
You will have to pay for your hospital bill!

If you're gonna keep yapping your cum-receptacle for a mouth I'm gonna get my boys in Cham to hunt you down and give you a beating until I get over there bitch! He gonna find you!!!!

**Ogre's Bitch** · 12-14-2005, 03:43 PM

Originally Posted by Superstar Punani

You dirty, smelly, frog-eating, quick-surrendering French faggot. When I get to Cham this season I'm gonna string your peanut-sized balls with dental floss and hang you off the Aiguille Du Midi, then I'm gonna throw you down a crevasse afterwards, you cocksucker.

Meet me in the parking lot of the Aiguille Tram.
When your punk ass shows up I'll reimburse your travel expenses.
You will have to pay for your hospital bill!

If you're gonna keep yapping your cum-receptacle for a mouth I'm gonna get my boys in Cham to hunt you down and give you a beating until I get over there bitch! He gonna find you!!!!

Pipe down Bitch, I'll let you know when you can speak. Back to munchin the box pussy