Edward 40 hands

**Sutter** · 12-12-2005, 11:39 AM

Maybe some of you have heard of this activity. Edward 40 Hands is when you duct tape a 40 in each of your hands, making it impossible to go to the bathroom before you finish both 40's. I only recently heard of this, never played it, nor do I intend to, but I thought the whole concept was funny and if anyone ever has an Edward 40 Hands party, I demand pics of the people that piss themselves.

**Sutter** · 12-12-2005, 11:40 AM

http://www.40ozmaltliquor.com/edward40hands.html

voila!

**wicked_sick** · 12-12-2005, 12:36 PM

this game is best started when you're already drunk.

otherwise malt likka really sucks to drink.

**dipstik** · 12-12-2005, 01:29 PM

don't waste your time with Edward 40 hands.

As the drunk kid down the hall told me in the bathroom one night: "I would rather go to jail than play Edward 40 hands".

His reason being that the beer gets warm before you finish it, and drinking warm beer is never fun, especially when you really have to take a piss.

edit: plus you're kind of a bitch if you can't finish a 40 without someone taping it to your hand....

**bcrider** · 12-12-2005, 01:37 PM

Looks like a cool game!

...if you’re in a Fraternity

**bagtagley** · 12-12-2005, 02:00 PM

I worked w/ a guy that played occasionally. He basically said, an Edward 40 hand night never ended well.

They also stopped playing w/ malt liquor after the first time. Something about jail time, vomiting, sleeping in weird places...you know, the usual.

bcrider: for a person that doesn't like generalizations, you sure make a lot of them.

**garwhal** · 12-12-2005, 04:45 PM

Such a falsity. It is easy to go to the bathroom with 40s taped to your hands. And quite warm.

**Haywood Jablome** · 12-12-2005, 05:07 PM

I have played it a few times and it always was an interesting night. My brother and I always drank them before they got cold and then could use the batroom without pissing all over ourselves. The downside to this was the instant wasted status that hit you like a brick wall.

**Big Blue** · 12-12-2005, 06:29 PM

I don't have any pictures of the carnage that ensued afterwards, but here's a picture of the actual activity.

**Big Blue** · 12-12-2005, 06:30 PM

BTW, country club malt liquor is 3 for $5 at any safeway in CA. Definitely you best bet for a game of 40 hands.

**leroy jenkins** · 12-13-2005, 10:51 PM

Originally Posted by Big Blue

BTW, country club malt liquor is 3 for $5 at any safeway in CA. Definitely you best bet for a game of 40 hands.

OLD E OLD E OLD E OLD E ALL THE FUCKING WAY
but edward 40 hands is stupid. i always thought drinking games were only created by people whos parties were boring as shit. If you're gunna get drunk, just drink some alchohol and go have a good time.

13 · 12-14-2005, 01:47 PM

The fun of Edward 40 hands is when two of your buddies play and you get to watch ... errrr, bitch-slap them.

And take pictures of course.

**Tippster** · 12-14-2005, 02:21 PM

How can you pee when they're empty? Do you have to crack them together, slicing open your wrists and palms, then using the shards to cut through the tape?

**A-wreck** · 12-14-2005, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by Tippster

How can you pee when they're empty? Do you have to crack them together, slicing open your wrists and palms, then using the shards to cut through the tape?

It's not so much how.....as it is that you're allowed to. Someone will remove the 40's. Ideally.

13 gave me a reason to attend these types of parties.

**Tippster** · 12-14-2005, 03:46 PM

Originally Posted by A-wreck

It's not so much how.....as it is that you're allowed to. Someone will remove the 40's. Ideally.

13 gave me a reason to attend these types of parties.

My way is much more core. Pussy game, methinks.