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  1. #1
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    Bout damn time!

    Finally, someone from Nigeria has contacted me about helping them transfer a large sum of money. I was feeling left out. Oddly, though, this one seems slightly different than the ones I remember. I thought it was usually something about family money that was being stolen by the corrupt Nigerian government. This one, from an obviously native Nigerian fellow by the name of "Tim Anderson" says the the sum in question - $16 million - can be traced to the following:

    Quote Originally Posted by Tim Anderson
    The source of these funds is as follows: In the first quarter of 2004 this committee was mandated to review and award contracts to the tune of over US$400 million US dollars to a group of five firms for the supply, construction and installation of Oil Pipe lines in Warri and Port Harcourt environs. During this process my colleagues and I decided and agreed among ourselves to deliberately over-inflate the total contract sum from US$400 million to US$416 million with the main intention of sharing the remaining sum of US$16 million amongst ourselves.
    So now they're not even attempting to use some made up sob story, but saying "we outright stole some money, but we need you to give us a hand getting it to us." This is the dumbest thing I've ever read.

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    Do it? It's totally legit. I'm now on my 4th transaction and have pocketed over 5 million. I've been funneling a large percentage back into Nigeria to help fund the construction of better anonymous Internet access. God bless their souls.

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    You're a good man flabango!

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    Hello,

    I am Mikhail Ivor, I represent a top company executive in
    Russia. But presently, i am in Roma-Itali for two months official
    assignment. I have a very sensitive and private brief from this top
    executive to ask for your partnership to re-profile funds over 20
    Million euros.

    I will give the details, but in summary, the funds are
    coming via a bank in Western Europe, and this is a legitimate
    transaction. Note: we want to quietly execute this project. You will be
    paid 8% for your "management fees", if I am able to reach terms with
    you.

    If you are interested, please write me back and provide me with
    your telephone number, and email address and I will provide further
    details. Please keep this close to your chest as much as possible; we
    can not afford any political problems.

    Write me back. I look forward
    to it.

    Regards,

    Mr. Mikhail.
    Elvis has left the building

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