Top-25 Sensation? Hells no!

[Adolf Allerbush]

Turn off the water to the toilet (valve behind toilet) then flush all the water out. Once it is dry drop a deuce.

the best is when it's at a party and someone has to use the pooper to puke. They usually have no difficulty.

This is close but you have left out the key component. After turning off the water and flushing the left over water out of the bowl you must fill the toilet with toilet paper. Then you dump on the toilet paper. When the water is turned back on the toilet will still be clogged and the turd will continue to sit on top of the toilet paper....thus resulting in a "dry dock".

[ak_powder_monkey]

heres my list:

1 bottomless pow
2 sex
3 pow with a base
4 corn
5 20+ inch trout hitting a dry
6 watching a salmon hit your dry fly
7 sight fishing to 20+ inch trout
8 that tingle in the mouth feeling when you are just getting drunk
9 going really fast on skis
10 going really fast on a bike
11 feeling a king belt your fly
12 watching a silver hit
13 catching fish when nobody else is
14 waking up next to someone you love
15 getting to the top of a peak
16 skiing that peak
17 looking back at your line of said peak
18 bringing the 20+ inch trout to net
19 Drinking water from and artesian well in the mountains
20 Beating people in races even though I'm fat
21 skate skiing
22 looking through old pictures of your adventures
23 drinking with your buddies
24 talking about physics while drunk
25 driving a jet boat down a tough channel

3-25 are in no particular order

[Squatch]

so basically the top-ten non-sex feelings:

(no order)
-taking the kind of dump that makes you feel like you can leap tall buildings
-the wonders of food--for catalog purposes let's just say food at it's peak, not mcdonalds
-powder--again, skiing at it's peak
-weightlessness
-urinating while drunk
-taking a hot shower after being soaked by near-freezing water from rowing at 4:30 in the morning, then
-falling asleep in nice sheets and skipping class
-edge of control speed
-the pain/pleasure of hard exercise
-swimming. maybe not for everyone, but i really like lazy swimming/being immersed in water