AltaViewBlues

[skieurmalade]

my fucking hospital is called ALTA VIEW
the doctor sees the pain in my eyes and has given me extra drugs today. I need pics you fucking bastards! I see car after car after car driving up with skis on the racks and this needle is about to be yoinked from my goddamn arm and I'll just go up to the mountain where I intend to ski until I die (around noon). Nobody called me last night because I think the snow was too good to rub it in. I've been the same way. Now from this hospital bed I'll trade a day's worth of tiny pill cups for one fucking pic's worth of stoke from up there, and two days' worth if someone says it WASN'T the best day in two years.

I'm sorry everybody for filling this wondeful community with my doped up rant but I'm probably having the worst morning of my life here AND I JUST WANT A PICTURE FROM UP THERE!

in all seriousness, though, I hope everyone had an epic bottomless day and nobody lost any gear or got stuck during the first run or any of that shit. PRAISE JAH for we're all most certainly blessed

[SLCMunchie]

i can safely say i know exactly how you feel man, and i'm feeling for you right now. think about this though- is it easier to see everybody heading up there from your hospital bed where you can't even take a dump or masterbate easily, or to have a sprained back where you can still function normally through life but still have to take it easy for a few weeks? that's where i'm at right now. i know my back is hurt and i need to give it time to heal, but when i look outside my work window and see the streets covered in snow and the bright blue sky shining on down on numerous skiers who are reaping the bluebird pow day while i am stuck working i feel sad. just a couple more weeks i keep telling myself. there will be more bluebird powder days. won't there?

hang in there little trouper!

[str8line]

Who's on Oprah today?























If it makes you feel any better, I'm at home with my kids today.

[crashnburn'd]

If it makes you feel better, I'm sitting in a windowless office, in NY.

[mrryde]

If it makes you feel better, there are some skiers that actually live in Charlotte.

[skieurmalade]

welp, when yer right yer right... that, I suppose is what Alta does... it gets hammered. That's why we live here. And, in the depths of my soul, I still believe everything happens for a reason (having trouble with that one today) and all is for the best...
BTW that masturbation thing really hit home these drugs are the gnar gnar

[lemon boy]

You should be able to bust a nut whenever...just not with a catheter, that's nasty.

Dude, why are you still in the hospital? Jesus.

[XtrPickels]

If it makes you feel better I'm sitting in Colorado Springs, 2 hours from the mountain and I won't be skiing til January because of financial and moving

[skieurmalade]

yessir lemon boy... still in the hospital for an injury sustained on the High T... I broke my neck off a ninety footer in Hellgate and I was home later that night.

You yerself told me that your season was over when you jacked your kidney was bruised and you were out of the hospital in a day... I wonder if that means my season's toast too.

goddamn it's weird cause I feel nearly fine... my legs and arms work if any utards wanted to bring me a brownie they'd have friends for life...

last season was my rookie year on the Big Moutain Tour and I finished ninth and now I'm qualified for the world tour which may actually end up being a Dish Network channel surfing tour... i

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.....joey?

[lemon boy]

:shurg: shit man, that sucks butthole. :shrug:

Any word from your docs why they're keeping you so long and why they're drugging you so heavily (did they cut you open?)?

I'm guessing that this bruise is at the upper end of the bad spectrum...did you get a CAT scan?

edit- And I take no pleasure in possibly being right about your season.

[natty dread]

Hope you get out soon bro.
I have fond memories of getting an ass laceration sewn up at alta view a few years ago. The nurses found it quite amusing.