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    Yo Stump ....

    Your lil Crew needs one of these to keep up on the High T bitch
    It was moto-good today
    Love picking out buddies way, way ahead and putting the hammer down to pass them
    Don't feel bad, even Str8 would've only seen the rear fender today too.

    Last edited by Xover; 11-30-2005 at 05:03 PM.
    "... she'll never need a doctor; 'cause I check her out all day"

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    Why aren't you still skiing, you slacker?
    "Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, "Wow, what a Ride!"

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    I have a few points I'd like to address:

    1) First, it is a squad. Not a crew. We discussed these dynamics with you at length on Sunday, I thought. But, apparently the stink you were expulsing and marinading in erased your memories of it. Its cool though, 'cause now you know.

    2) Its not my squad. I'm not sure who the leader of it is. I'd probably say Mr. AG, cause hes got the management skills and the military background. And I don't want to challenge his authority, cause hes tough.

    3) All these callouts are going in my ledger. Right now its mostly debits - that is, IOUs. The category is "Spray Received". There is a corresponding account, "Accounts Sprayable". I'm tallying up the former, and when the Gots come back out, oh yeah.... I'm gonna balance the books.
    Last edited by stump832; 11-30-2005 at 05:30 PM.

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    OMFG, I'm dying.
    "Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, "Wow, what a Ride!"

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    Xover may win the clash on volume but stump kills him with wit and verbositaciousness.

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    now that's what i was hoping would be aroused
    i like you lil stumpy; you make me laugh
    fun will be had this year - just lemme know when you think you're ready for the "A" Squad Old Man Potter
    "... she'll never need a doctor; 'cause I check her out all day"

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    please never use "aroused" and "lil stumpy" in the same post again, ever.
    thankyoucomeagain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodsy
    please never use "aroused" and "lil stumpy" in the same post again, ever.
    thankyoucomeagain.

    Second OMFG, that was funny!
    "boobs just make the world better really" - Woodsy

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    I don't claim to be part of the "squad" "crew" or "posse"..."screw that noise".

    As long as I get lots of face shots and many days skiing, that's really all I care.

    Oh, and I could listen to stump talk to Jinxover all day long. That dude, he's funny.
    you sketchy character, you

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    I'm going to poach Alta on my board just so I can pass Xover on the high t and crop dust him with my ass fumes.

    You know you're scared.
    Craig Kelly is my co-pilot.

    Buy Your Lift Tickets in Advance and Save

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    on a side note:

    saw lil larry today
    passed him on his bitch rockets towards the end of my last run
    "... she'll never need a doctor; 'cause I check her out all day"

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    Xover: "Jamie Pierre? Yeah, I passed him."

    Edit - Stump, according to the Army website, a squad usually has at least 8 men. You, in fact, might roll with a gaggle, rather than a squad.
    Last edited by Stu Gotz; 11-30-2005 at 06:21 PM.
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    gaggle?!?!

    lol
    "... she'll never need a doctor; 'cause I check her out all day"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xover
    fun will be had this year - just lemme know when you think you're ready for the "A" Squad Old Man Potter
    Perhaps by January I'll be ready for my tryout? Fun shall re-commence again on Friday me thinks. And Saturday. And Sunday.

    And gonz, trust me - you don't want to get in to any sort of gas-off with xover. There are no winners in wars of attrition.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stump832
    I have a few points I'd like to address:

    1) First, it is a squad. Not a crew. We discussed these dynamics with you at length on Sunday, I thought. But, apparently the stink you were expulsing and marinading in erased your memories of it. Its cool though, 'cause now you know.

    2) Its not my squad. I'm not sure who the leader of it is. I'd probably say Mr. AG, cause hes got the management skills and the military background. And I don't want to challenge his authority, cause hes tough.

    3) All these callouts are going in my ledger. Right now its mostly debits - that is, IOUs. The category is "Spray Received". There is a corresponding account, "Accounts Sprayable". I'm tallying up the former, and when the Gots come back out, oh yeah.... I'm gonna balance the books.
    POTM

    Well played, very well played.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stump832
    Fun shall re-commence again on Friday me thinks.
    maybe we can even get Str8 to show up for a High T lesson or 2 or 3

    now go watch WG again will ya
    "... she'll never need a doctor; 'cause I check her out all day"

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    Quote Originally Posted by stump832
    And gonz, trust me - you don't want to get in to any sort of gas-off with xover. There are no winners in wars of attrition.
    that, and he would tell every woman within earshot about how stinky you are whenver the two of you are in the same room...

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    Talking

    Quote Originally Posted by stump832
    I have a few points I'd like to address:

    1) First, it is a squad. Not a crew. We discussed these dynamics with you at length on Sunday, I thought. But, apparently the stink you were expulsing and marinading in erased your memories of it. Its cool though, 'cause now you know.

    2) Its not my squad. I'm not sure who the leader of it is. I'd probably say Mr. AG, cause hes got the management skills and the military background. And I don't want to challenge his authority, cause hes tough.

    3) All these callouts are going in my ledger. Right now its mostly debits - that is, IOUs. The category is "Spray Received". There is a corresponding account, "Accounts Sprayable". I'm tallying up the former, and when the Gots come back out, oh yeah.... I'm gonna balance the books.
    POTD!!! Now that is some FUNNY CHIT. I'm still laughing. And when you 'balance those books' lets see some pics!

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    i claim to be in the squad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by basom
    i claim to be in the squad.
    You are a TaHo, not a Utard.
    vapor lock - bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phUnk
    You are a TaHo, not a Utard.
    You can't have multi-state squads?

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    Quote Originally Posted by phUnk
    You are a TaHo, not a Utard.
    But every squad needs a pointman....

    groan

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    You can't have multi-state squads?
    Only if Utah is not involved. The Elders do not approve.

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    lets discuss....

    squad
    n.

    1. A small group of people organized in a common endeavor or activity.
    2. The smallest tactical unit of military personnel.
    3. A small unit of police officers.
    4. Sports. An athletic team.
    so it would seem there are too many people to be a squad.


    pos·se
    n.

    1. A group of people summoned by a sheriff to aid in law enforcement.
    2. A search party.
    3. A gang involved in crimes such as running guns and illegal narcotics trafficking.
    4. Slang. A group of friends or associates.?
    and perhaps not enough guns for the posse

    crew
    n.

    1.
    1. A group of people working together; a gang: a crew of stagehands.
    2. A group of people gathered together temporarily; a crowd.
    2.
    1. All personnel operating or serving aboard a ship.
    2. All of a ship's personnel except the officers.
    3. All personnel operating or serving aboard an aircraft in flight.
    3.
    1. Sports. A team of rowers, as of a racing shell.
    2. The sport of rowing.
    so crew would be a possibility

    gag·gle
    n.

    1. A flock of geese. See Synonyms at flock1.
    2. A cluster or group: “A gaggle of photographers huddled on the sidewalk beside a swelling crowd of onlookers” (Gioia Diliberto).
    and gaggle....i just don't know about gaggle....but if you say it over and over and over it sounds really funny and becomes harder to say

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    The Cupcake Crew!!!!
    It's 5 o'clock somewhere.

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