Ever get a thought about a thread you wanted to start but realized it wasn't such a good idea? Here are a couple ....
"Something I ate made my stomach feel bad this morning"
"What can I do to become instantly rich?"
"Threads you almost started but thought better" oops - too late.
Others?
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12-18-2003, 10:23 AM #1
Registered User
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Threads that you almost started but thought better
“Within this furnace of fear, my passion for life burns fiercely. I have consumed all evil. I have overcome my doubt. I am the fire.”
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12-18-2003, 10:27 AM #2
Mackerel
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- Oct 2003
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- New Hampshire
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" I just bought a Flowbee, what have you bought off TV?"
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12-18-2003, 10:30 AM #3
Swallower of Planets
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- Oct 2003
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- Baltimore
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WWMD - When your balls itch?
"Steve McQueen's got nothing on me" - Clutch
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12-18-2003, 10:31 AM #4
halfassed astronaut
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"Anyone near SLC or Tahoe...want to hire me??"
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12-18-2003, 10:37 AM #5
Cube Jockey
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- Nov 2002
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"Urinary burning sensations"
You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.
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12-18-2003, 10:38 AM #6
Mr. Old Lady
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"If you severe a rabbit's foot, throw the foot away and keep the rabbit does that rabbit become unlucky?"
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12-18-2003, 10:47 AM #7
no turn unstoned
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"Opinions on the new Britney Spears album"
"I can't believe Bob picked Estella over Kellie Jo!!!"
"WTB: Tickets to Justin Timberlake"
"WWMD- How to accessorize?"
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12-18-2003, 10:48 AM #8
A very naughty rodent
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"Angulation across the fall line as a function of forward pressure on the uphill ski- an important and necessary discourse for the high intermediate to moderately advanced, but probably not reasonable advanced and definitely not advanced-advanced skier"
EDIT: Ooooops! This is a topic that I had meant to post on Epic. If I were to post it here it would have been entitled
"What happens when you shove a bag of roofing nails up your ass in the morning"Last edited by Viva; 12-18-2003 at 12:34 PM.
Your dog just ate an avocado!
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12-18-2003, 11:00 AM #9
Saucy Maid
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- Oct 2003
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"Hi! I'm new here. What's a JONG?"
Sprite"I call it reveling in natures finest element. Water in its pristine form. Straight from the heavens. We bathe in it, rejoicing in the fullest." --BZ
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12-18-2003, 11:00 AM #10
Mackerel
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"Should I buy this totalled Subaroo?"
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12-18-2003, 11:02 AM #11
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Self discipline: the key to poker, the key to life.
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12-18-2003, 11:08 AM #12
Not a skibum
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- Aug 2002
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- PA
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"Anybody else have to take a massive dump after a Caesar Salad??"
w/ the follow up... "How is salad dressing like internal WD-40/Teflon?"
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12-18-2003, 11:18 AM #13
Southbound Pachyderm
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- Sep 2001
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As you may have figured, there's nothing I won't post in my shameless quagmire of an excuse for a life.
"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
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12-18-2003, 11:33 AM #14
nATer?
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- May 2002
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"Why can't I get a girlfriend?"
"Can anyone diagnose the problem that causes me to faceplant?"
"Does anyone have a pair of alpine boots and skis I can borrow for a day?""if the city is visibly one of humankind's greatest achievements, its uncontrolled evolution also can lead to desecration of both nature and the human spirit."
-- Melvin G. Marcus 1979
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12-18-2003, 11:41 AM #15
lightweight
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Got a digital camera delivered a few minutes ago - "Is my penis meant to look like this?"
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12-18-2003, 11:41 AM #16
Lackey
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"Why are non-ski schooler's so unsupportive?"
"Toe heaters or rag wool socks?"
" Do you wear mittens?"
"Neoprene Mask or Full knit mask?"
"What's this rash? (pics inside)"Skiing, where my mind is even if my body isn't.
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12-18-2003, 11:45 AM #17
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wow I was thinking of the same post.Originally posted by rightcoast
"Anyone near SLC or Tahoe...want to hire me??"
"What skis best match my jacket?"Last edited by jstead; 12-18-2003 at 11:47 AM.
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12-18-2003, 11:45 AM #18
Mr. Old Lady
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- Nov 2002
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"You put your right leg in
You put right leg out
You put your right leg in
and then you re-attach it
-the secret lives of amputee dancers."
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12-18-2003, 11:47 AM #19
The Informer
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- Oct 2003
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- 420
"Where's all the white women at?"
and
"Anyone got any Oxycontin?"
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12-18-2003, 11:59 AM #20
happy
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- Nov 2003
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" Hi! I'm new here! How do you ski powder? " (past response to another post...really l-a-m-e, divegirl...)
And I could think of a few that I should have thought twice before responding to...............eh, heh, heh heh.bc-lovah
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12-18-2003, 12:33 PM #21
yelgatgab
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"I got the house to myself all week and....."
Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
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12-18-2003, 12:45 PM #22
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Any maggots want to hit Deer Valley this weekend?
Samuel L. Jackson as Jules Winnfield: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?
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12-18-2003, 12:52 PM #23
Media Whore
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- Nov 2003
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Change "Girlfriend" to "Fuckbuddy" and you get a recent Thread by the good Reverend...Originally posted by Telenater
"Why can't I get a girlfriend?"
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