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[leroy jenkins]

1. Home mountain? Aspen/Snowmass
2. Years skied? 19
3. Favorite band to get pumped to? Right now, Cage and Rise Against, that changes every week.
4. Favorite activity other than skiing? Buying gear I don't need and can't afford.
5. Ever do time? In baby jail. It was easy. Juveniles have no fucking rights in this country. Whatever, I'm over it.
6. Favorite ski movie? High Society.
7. Old School or New School? I don't like teachers.
8. Pets? I have mold growing in my armpit.
9. Favorite colored Bogner? Anything Dayglo
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? Good thing you got small hands like my girlfreind.

[cold_smoke]

1. Home mountain? Steamboat
2. Years skied? 25 full ones
3. Favorite band to get pumped to? Midnite
4. Favorite activity other than skiing? Mtn. Biking
5. Ever do time? in "The Kingdom"
6. Favorite ski movie? Better off Dead
7. Old School or New School? Neuvo Old
8. Pets? nope
9. Favorite colored Bogner? reddish orange cord
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? Not looking forward to that...

[Xscream]

1. Home mountain? Stevens Pass, WA; Crystal Mtn. ski instructor
2. Years skied? 32
3. Favorite band to get pumped to? Bumps=Metallica For Whom the Bell Tolls; everything else Pink Floyd Have A Cigar
4. Favorite activity other than skiing? Drinking
5. Ever do time? 3 years in the Bering Sea
6. Favorite ski movie? Hot Dog
7. Old School or New School? What the FUCK does that mean?
8. Pets? 2 Labs
9. Favorite colored Bogner? What the FUCK is a Bogner?
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? Great movie.
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[truberski]

1. Home mountain? - Canyons
2. Years skied? - 25+
3. Favorite band to get pumped to? - Chili Peppers
4. Favorite activity other than skiing? - Fly Fishing and MTB
5. Ever do time? - No
6. Favorite ski movie? - Further
7. Old School or New School? - Old with New Envy
8. Pets? - Dog
9. Favorite colored Bogner? - White/Black cow print
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? - Give me a few more years and I will tell you from personal experience

[swerve]

1. Home mountain? a hill in Indiana
2. Years skied? 15
3. Favorite band to get pumped to? Gay vultures
4. Favorite activity other than skiing? longboarding or sailing
5. Ever do time? nope
6. Favorite ski movie? Mind the Addiction
7. Old School or New School? new school
8. Pets? a turtle
9. Favorite colored Bogner? anything with fur
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? ill pass on that

[MTT]

1. Home mountain: Verdi Peak
2. Years skied:30+
3. Favorite band to get pumped to: AC/DC
4. Favorite activity other than skiing: Sleeping
5. Ever do time: usualy get ROR and community service
6. Favorite ski movie: I likem all
7. Old School or New School: Still getin schooled
8. Pets? Between pets right now, looking for 20sumthin ( low self esteem)
9. Favorite colored Bogner:
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? Better to give than recieve

[cold_smoke]

1. Home mountain? Steamboat
2. Years skied? 25 full ones
3. Favorite band to get pumped to? Midnite
4. Favorite activity other than skiing? Mtn. Biking
5. Ever do time? in "The Kingdom"
6. Favorite ski movie? Better off Dead
7. Old School or New School? Neuvo Old
8. Pets? nope
9. Favorite colored Bogner? reddish orange cord
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? Not looking forward to that...

6. Favorite ski movie? Better off Dead
....I'll have to change that to "Waiting Game" (disc 2) go check it out NOW! Ski porn just doesn't get any better

[Eotnak]

1. Home mountain? - embarrassed to say
2. Years skied? - 13
3. Favorite band to get pumped to? - anything P-Funk inspired
4. Favorite activity other than skiing? - building/racing cars
5. Ever do time? - I'll move to France first
6. Favorite ski movie? - Better Off Dead
7. Old School or New School? - new school is new to me
8. Pets? - yellow lab, and my wife's 2 fucking cats
9. Favorite colored Bogner? - roast beef?
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? - that's not how you check for hemorroids!

[Chainsaw_Willie]

1. Home mountain? -- Crystal or Stevens
2. Years skied? -- 35
3. Favorite band to get pumped to? -- Butthole Surfers, SOD
4. Favorite activity other than skiing? -- Drinking, sex, driving real fast. If I could do all three at the same time I'd die happy.
5. Ever do time? -- Only caught once, never convicted.
6. Favorite ski movie? -- That one where the guy jumps off a cliff.
7. Old School or New School? -- Old enough to know better, young enough not to care.
8. Pets? -- See my avatar. (10yo Norwegian Elkhound)
9. Favorite colored Bogner? -- Aqua or dayglo with fur, definitely.
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? -- Only when I'm really smashed.

[skiwphish]

Seems like as good of a time to start posting as any.
1. Home mountain? Big Mountain, MT
2. Years skied?25
3. Favorite band to get pumped to?Anything recorded live
4. Favorite activity other than skiing?Hiking
5. Ever do time?Not yet
6. Favorite ski movie? Hot Dog
7. Old School or New School? Old School, Free Heels
8. Pets?None
9. Favorite colored Bogner? Anything neon
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? Thankfully I'm not that old yet

[tijuana bass]

1. Home mountain? Arizona Snowbowl
2. Years skied? 4
3. Favorite band to get pumped to? Buckwheat Zydeco
4. Favorite activity other than skiing? cooking
5. Ever do time? county time, long ago
6. Favorite ski movie? Born into this (about Charles Bukowski)
7. Old School or New School? grad school
8. Pets? cholla, black and tan coonhound (in coonhound heaven)
9. Favorite colored Bogner? huh?
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? thank you but no thank you, once is enough for me.




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[3W MO7B]

Seems like as good of a time to start posting as any.
1. Home mountain? Sierra is closest... I'll go anywhere
2. Years skied? 2 planks: 20. 1 tray: 15.
3. Favorite band to get pumped to? U2, Sublime, Cowboy Mouth
4. Favorite activity other than skiing? MTB
5. Ever do time? 1 night
6. Favorite ski movie? The Big Lebowski"
7. Old School or New School? Old School is such a funny movie! I haven't seen New School yet.
8. Pets? Vizsla
9. Favorite colored Bogner? The more colors, the more betterer
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? Mooooooon riverrrrr

[mista]

1. Home mountain? Espace Killy
2. Years skied? 10
3. Favorite band to get pumped to? The KLF
4. Favorite activity other than skiing? sleeping
5. Ever do time? Man! I gangsta as all shit, and you knows that!
6. Favorite ski movie? The resistance
7. Old School or New School? Steiner school
8. Pets? My dog died a couple of months ago R.I.P
9. Favorite colored Bogner? Blood red
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? No, I just have a big head, I love tickling your spine... from the inside

[bio-smear]

Bored today, dredging up old threads is all I have.

1. Home mountain? Ashland(OR) or Rose(NV)
2. Years skied? 18
3. Favorite band to get pumped to? The Shins, The Prodigy, or Deltron
4. Favorite activity other than skiing? Flying airplanes or dabbling in playing metal riffs.
5. Ever do time? Only in the principal's office
6. Favorite ski movie? Yearbook, for the intro shot of the cheerleader's undies, and Pollard sleep-drooling
7. Old School or New School? Somewhere inbetween. I like new freeride skis but I'm no park monkey.
8. Pets? I like to pet it.
9. Favorite colored Bogner? I don't know what this means, but from the above answers I assume it's a full ski suit that traps farts.
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? You're the most animated hand puppet I've ever had.

[boarddad]

1. Home mountain? Mammoth
2. Years skied? 10 - all on a snowboard
3. Favorite band to get pumped to? The Used
4. Favorite activity other than skiing? Surfing
5. Ever do time? No, but I've had jobs that made me think I was
6. Favorite ski movie? Whatever is showing, what's not to like?
7. Old School or New School? old school - never had any desire to go in the terrain park
8. Pets? 1 dog, 2 cats
9. Favorite colored Bogner? Lime Green - cracks me up evertime I see one!
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? Is that an offer?

[Slider&BucketO'nails]

1. Home mountain? Kirkwood
2. Years skied? 21 years
3. Favorite band to get pumped to? The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
4. Favorite activity other than skiing? W.W. Kayaking
5. Ever do time? No, but I have been to San Quentin
6. Favorite ski movie? Better off Dead
7. Old School or New School? old school
8. Pets? 1 dog, a seven year old Weimaraner named Stella
9. Favorite colored Bogner? Does not matter as long as it is a fartsack
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? Who said anythng about a fist?

[vtdownhiller]

[I'd like to ressurect what is, perhaps, the single most successful thread ever to grace the screens of Powmag or TGR readers. We don't have Junior Members anymore, but we have a lot of Sub-100 posters. So, young Maggots, O Ye future wasters of Time, Stoke Posters to-be, please read on. And take the time to write your undying thanks to the Reverend on the back of a $20 and send it to him.]

Having wallowed in this site for quite sometime, through goodtimes and bad, through excellence and mediocrity, through golden lager and brown schwagg, through spam and gibberish, let me be the first to say "Welcome to Hell." Only our hell here is different, because its by your own choice that you find yourself returning.
Anyhow, I've noticed a sudden influx of newbies lately, probably because the leaves are turning brown and the mountains in my window have just a bit of white at their very peaks. People are thinking about skiing, and that is what this place is usually about (not near always).

First a disclaimer: Some of us are assholes who love to point out your gaperness, your spelling errors, your reference to things considered "gaper-like." My advice? Deal with it--it goes away in due time, and after awhile, you'll find yourself with some pretty funny, pretty weird individuals. Hopefully, you will not find yourself alone in a damp, dark place with the drugged_monkey.

Now, if you will, please answer a few questions so that everyone knows eachother and the love will flow like wine. Welcome to Powder Addicts Anonymous. I'm The Reverend, and I haven't skied powder in 13 days. HELLO, REVEREND!

1. Home mountain?
2. Years skied?
3. Favorite band to get pumped to?
4. Favorite activity other than skiing?
5. Ever do time?
6. Favorite ski movie?
7. Old School or New School?
8. Pets?
9. Favorite colored Bogner?
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc?

1. Killington to Jackson Hole back to Killington
2. 20
3. Metallica
4. Striper fishing, 10 wt.
5. From darkside of the moon?
6. Blizzard of ahhhhhhs
7. Both
8. 3
9. is this a joke?
10. Chevy Chase, Fletch

[adam]

1. Home Mountain- Loveland, CO
2. Age-15
3. Band to get Pumped to- Rage Against the Machine
4. Favorite Activity- Paintballing is fun
5. Ever do time? Nope
6. Favorite ski movie? War
7. Old School or New School? Old School
8. Pets? Dog
9. Favorite colored Bogner? Red
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? Both!

[jrbd]

1. Home mountain? Loveland
2. Years skied? 5
3. Favorite band to get pumped to? Jethro Tull
4. Favorite activity other than skiing? Peak bagging
5. Ever do time? Thyme, oregano, some other stuff I can't remember (I'm old)
6. Favorite ski movie? currently waiting for The Waiting Game
7. Old School or New School? Everything is new
8. Pets? 1 cat who thinks she's a dog
9. Favorite colored Bogner? Black & blue nylon Columbia parka
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? I hope I never find out

[Marshall Tucker]

1. North Carolina.
2. 20.
3. Zepplin
4. Destroying coping. Since 1977.
5. No time...
6. Hot Dog
7. Old. as fuggin dirt.
8. RIP Maggie Mae.
9. My green & purple jacket.
10. In about two weeks.

[Donkey Punch]

1. Home mountain? Breckenridge, Born and raised
2. Years skied? 21
3. Favorite band to get pumped to? Anything by angry white guys
4. Favorite activity other than skiing? Dirt Biking
5. Ever do time? Nope
6. Favorite ski movie? Anything that has good music and big mountains
7. Old School or New School? Yes, without the old there can't be any new
8. Pets? 2 Australian Shepards
9. Favorite colored Bogner? Anything that glows under black lights
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? How did you know she asked me that?

[Mongo]

1. Home mountain? Hyland Hills/Buck/Cascade/Tyrol Basin
2. Years skied? 20
3. Favorite band to get pumped to? Queens of the Stone Age
4. Favorite activity other than skiing? Canned Food and Shotguns
5. Ever do time? No
6. Favorite ski movie? Liz Waters Sessions
7. Old School or New School? Old
8. Pets? 1 Hedgehog
9. Favorite colored Bogner? Anything with a giant furry collar
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? Thumbing

[satori]

1. Home mountain? Happoone and Tsugaike, Hakuba, Japan
2. Years skied? 6
3. Favorite band to get pumped to? diff. mixes and live recordings
4. Favorite activity other than skiing? shagging
5. Ever do time? 7 years in Japan
6. Favorite ski movie? da one with da dude in powder up to his neck
7. Old School or New School? new
8. Pets? not in Japan, but 2 dogs back in da states
9. Favorite colored Bogner? those old school nasty ass pink,purple,green thangs da Japanese wear
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? only on alternate Tuesdays

[beaterdit]

1. Home mountain? Wolf Creek, but I'm adopting Alta soon
2. Years skied? 28
3. Favorite band to get pumped to? Curently modest mouse
4. Favorite activity other than skiing? Tappin that ass, duh
5. Ever do time? not more than a night
6. Favorite ski movie? Blizzard of Ahh's
7. Old School or New School? I will not wear my pants around my knees
8. Pets? 2 cats, yeah I know, they're gay
9. Favorite colored Bogner? Purple with neon green
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? Umm...

[Jax]

Ok. I'll play.

1. Home mountain? Loveland & A-Basin
2. Years skied? 6
3. Favorite band to get pumped to? Depends on my mood. See avatar
4. Favorite activity other than skiing? Sex, MotoX, fly-fishing, drinking, cooking
5. Ever do time? Yes
6. Favorite ski movie? anything by Warren Miller...NOT
7. Old School or New School? tele & alpine, so both old & new
8. Pets? 12 y/o wolf hybrid, 8 y/o lab
9. Favorite colored Bogner? stupid question
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? No. Tried for the first time last week. Ouch.