Junior Members and Sub-100 Posters!

[Cornholio]

[I'd like to ressurect what is, perhaps, the single most successful thread ever to grace the screens of Powmag or TGR readers. We don't have Junior Members anymore, but we have a lot of Sub-100 posters. So, young Maggots, O Ye future wasters of Time, Stoke Posters to-be, please read on. And take the time to write your undying thanks to the Reverend on the back of a $20 and send it to him.]

Having wallowed in this site for quite sometime, through goodtimes and bad, through excellence and mediocrity, through golden lager and brown schwagg, through spam and gibberish, let me be the first to say "Welcome to Hell." Only our hell here is different, because its by your own choice that you find yourself returning.
Anyhow, I've noticed a sudden influx of newbies lately, probably because the leaves are turning brown and the mountains in my window have just a bit of white at their very peaks. People are thinking about skiing, and that is what this place is usually about (not near always).

First a disclaimer: Some of us are assholes who love to point out your gaperness, your spelling errors, your reference to things considered "gaper-like." My advice? Deal with it--it goes away in due time, and after awhile, you'll find yourself with some pretty funny, pretty weird individuals. Hopefully, you will not find yourself alone in a damp, dark place with the drugged_monkey.

Now, if you will, please answer a few questions so that everyone knows eachother and the love will flow like wine. Welcome to Powder Addicts Anonymous. I'm The Reverend, and I haven't skied powder in 13 days. HELLO, REVEREND!

1. Home mountain?
2. Years skied?
3. Favorite band to get pumped to?
4. Favorite activity other than skiing?
5. Ever do time?
6. Favorite ski movie?
7. Old School or New School?
8. Pets?
9. Favorite colored Bogner?
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc?

[Endlessseason]

Great idea, Cornho. I just wish I could remember my original answers.

[homerjay]

bravo!!!

[Endlessseason]

1. Home mountain? Bird
2. Years skied? 21
3. Favorite band to get pumped to? Sting
4. Favorite activity other than skiing? More
5. Ever do time? It was expunged, so no.
6. Favorite ski movie? Better off Dead
7. Old School or New School? Older than scree
8. Pets? 4 cats in our household. I would have put them to death long ago but they're assigned to our four kids. You can see my dilemma.
9. Favorite colored Bogner? Flesh
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? Yeah. I'm old enough to have had that exam.

[pepperdawg]

Shit -

1. Home mountain? - Kmart/Sbush
2. Years skied? - 13 years riding, 10 or so prior to that skiing 'back in the day'
3. Favorite band to get pumped to? - varies
4. Favorite activity other than skiing? - naw
5. Ever do time? -couple (2) of nights in drunk tanks under belt
6. Favorite ski movie? - TB6
7. Old School or New School? - a blend
8. Pets? - not currently
9. Favorite colored Bogner? - powder blue w sequins
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? - i hate you

thanks for listening....long time lurker etc etc etc....

[mrryde]

1. Home mountain? Snowshoe is the only place I have skiied in the south
2. Years skied? 10 on Snowboard, 4 on Skis
3. Favorite band to get pumped to? Metallica
4. Favorite activity other than skiing? Mountain Biking
5. Ever do time? I'm tellin ya I didn't do it
6. Favorite ski movie? Soul Purpose
7. Old School or New School? I dropped out
8. Pets? 1 Golden, 1 Beagle
9. Favorite colored Bogner? I love that embroidered shit
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? Every Proctober I am one year closer

[ghcaz]

1. Home mountain? Cannon.
2. Years skied? 18
3. Favorite band to get pumped to? The Streets
4. Favorite activity other than skiing? Rowing
5. Ever do time? West Point's sort of like jail...
6. Favorite ski movie? High Life
7. Old School or New School? Old
8. Pets? I wish.
9. Favorite colored Bogner? teal.
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? naturally

registered for a while, so few posts

[Mrthemike]

1. Home mountain? - None, anywhere close enough is where i go.
2. Years skied? - 19
3. Favorite band to get pumped to? - Fear Factory
4. Favorite activity other than skiing? - Shooting people in Battlefield 2
5. Ever do time? - Not yet.
6. Favorite ski movie? - The one of me when i was 3
7. Old School or New School? - Mix
8. Pets? - Cat, Guinea Pigs
9. Favorite colored Bogner? - ...the fuck is a bogner?
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? - err........

[K-Stormchaser]

1. Home mountain? Killington
2. Years skied? 5
3. Favorite band to get pumped to? Metallica
4. Favorite activity other than skiing? There are other activities?
5. Ever do time? I have stories.
6. Favorite ski movie? Hot Dog
7. Old School or New School? Old
8. Pets? The mrs. has 2 cats.
9. Favorite colored Bogner? Gotta go with the hot pink.
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? Again, I have stories.

[ole2planker]

1. Home mountain? I ain't telling, 'cause you'll laugh at me, but it is in the Poconos.
2. Year skied? 38 (I should be better, having all that time to practice)
3. Favorite band to get pumped to? Lawrence (The Angry) Welk
4. Favorite activity other than skiing? Sex
5. Ever do time? I'm married
6. Favorite ski movie? High Life
7. Old School or New School? I ain't even edumacated
8. Pets? Not on the first date [wife has a poodle]
9. Favorite colored Bogner? Green
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? I've been rotorooted (which I recommend, since the doc discovered and snipped a few pre-cancerous growths)

[FRP]

1. Home mountain? Copper/Winter Park this year
2. Years skied? 15
3. Favorite band to get pumped to? anything from metallica to biggy to john scofield to NoFX
4. Favorite activity other than skiing? desert river trips
5. Ever do time? knock on wood
6. Favorite ski movie? the Realm
7. Old School or New School? Its sorta flash dance combined with some MC Hammer shit
8. Pets? My roomates got a dog.
9. Favorite colored Bogner? its all about the starter jackets really.
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? uhhhhh

[XtrPickels]

1. Home mountain? Was Cannon- Will be Bridger Bowl
2. Years skied?-15
3. Favorite band to get pumped to? AudioSlave or Throwdown
4. Favorite activity other than skiing? Get on the bike
5. Ever do time? I've been to court once, damn eggs...
6. Favorite ski movie? High Life
7. Old School or New School? Old school circa 2003? No gorilla steeze for me
8. Pets? Back with the fam
9. Favorite colored Bogner? fart bag? no thanks
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar

[freshies]

excellent idea! i'll even play:

1. Home mountain? - Alpine Meadows
2. Years skied? - many
3. Favorite band to get pumped to? - hmm, depends, how about Zep
4. Favorite activity other than skiing? - that would be MTB'ing and road riding
5. Ever do time? - "convicted? no, never convicted"
6. Favorite ski movie? - Blizzard of Ahhs, Harvest, Immersion
7. Old School or New School? - combo of both
8. Pets? - yep, "Jake", my 6 mo old yellow lab
9. Favorite colored Bogner? - anything w/torquoise and fur
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? - "Very Good. I'll have a steak sandwich, and a steak sandwich"

[ridefree]

1. Home Mtn? Kirkwood
2. Years Skied? 23
3. Favorite Band to get pumped to? currently Mistress Barbara
4. Favorite Activity other than skiing? Mtn Biking
5. Ever do Time? brief stint in Tijuana
6. Favorite Ski Movie? Better off Dead
7. Old School or New School? educated
8. Pets? Tai- choc Lab
9. Favorite Colored Bogner? They reflective blue/ pink/ orange combo- locks like a crayola vomit- popular in Japan
10. Using the whole fist Doc? Relax Mr Babar.

[Speedfreak]

Hey guys, longtime lurker too...
1. Home mountain? Bromley, Stratton xcept Saturdays (they make me pay on Saturdays), formerly Mammy
2. Years skied? 21
3. Favorite band to get pumped to? A mix I made called "Howitzer"
4. Favorite activity other than skiing? Right now its reading about First Amendment Law...
5. Ever do time? Drunktank x3...last one was with my college roomie who spent the night "showing the cops his fruitbasket" in Woostah, MA - classic.
6. Favorite ski movie? Focused (or Hot Dog, either one)
7. Old School or New School? Both.
8. Pets? Dawg.
9. Favorite colored Bogner? Hot pink. Pink is about the only color that can make a Bogner fartbag look even remotely respectable...f'ing Stratton...
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? NCAA made me have one of those once...

[Z]

1. Home mountain? Still Vail I wish...otherwise anywhere I can jump off something.
2. Years skied? 17.
3. Favorite band to get pumped to? RATM.
4. Favorite activity other than skiing? Mtn Biking, epic flame wars, rough sex.
5. Ever do time? One night.
6. Favorite ski movie? High Society.
7. Old School or New School? Catholic School.
8. Pets? Trouser snake.
9. Favorite colored Bogner? Magenta.
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? I feel violated.

[DrRy]

Home mountain? - Gore
Years skied? - 18
Favorite band to get pumped to? - G&R
Favorite activity other than skiing? - None...Oh wait, sex.
Ever do time? - Any period of time spent with my girl's parents.
Favorite ski movie? - High Life
Old school or new school? - Old with a pinch of new
Pets? - None
Favorite colored Bogner? - Red.
Using the whole fist, there, doc? - Doesn't everyone?

[ColdSmoke]

1. Home mountain? bird
2. Years skied? since I was a wee toddler
3. Favorite band to get pumped to? techno funk
4. Favorite activity other than skiing? doing the water variety
5. Ever do time? I'm from Canada. We don't usually do time for the same stuff as you 'mercans.
6. Favorite ski movie? betta off dead
7. Old School or New School? old school and proud of it
8. Pets? you kidding. I hate those things.
9. Favorite colored Bogner? the colour of money.
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? Mooooooonnn Riiiverrrrrr!

[InspectorGadget]

... First a disclaimer: Some of us are assholes who love to point out your ... your spelling errors...

Sometimes we point out the (spelling) errors of those with TGR life sentences too. (Cornholio calls kettle black)

I have more than 100 posts, but I didn't want to be on the outside looking in.

1. Home mountain - Utah, but I ski around

2. Years skied - Celebrating my 41st year on snow.

3. Favorite band to get pumped to - depending on what I'm pumping: Barry White or Bob Marley

4. Favorite activity other than skiing - cycling & hanging with the Gadget family

5. Ever do time - never convicted

6. Favorite ski movie - Better Off Dead

7. Old School or New School - Old school, definitely old school.

8. Pets - Monty, a Kerry Blue terrier & Fiesty, a Beta fish

9. Favorite colored Bogner - Red, of course.

10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? Err, no.

[powstash]

I want to play too

1. Home mountain? Wasatch
2. Years skied? 20
3. Favorite band to get pumped to? Slightly Stupid
4. Favorite activity other than skiing? Sex
5. Ever do time? Nope, talked my way out of it
6. Favorite ski movie? Malteese Flamingo and Harvest
7. Old School or New School? Old
8. Pets? Nope, 3 kids though.
9. Favorite colored Bogner? Pink, hot pink.
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? Moooooon River

[Arty50]

5. Ever do time? It was expunged, so no.

Bwa!!!! Oh wait, that reminds me...time to call the attorney...

1. Home mountain? Kirkwood
2. Years skied? 25
3. Favorite band to get pumped to? Right now...Juned
4. Favorite activity other than skiing? Mountain biking
5. Ever do time? A brief stint in the drunk tank
6. Favorite ski movie? Stimulus
7. Old School or New School? Blue, do you trust that I do not want to see you die here tonight?
8. Pets? Some days I barely remember to feed myself.
9. Favorite colored Bogner?

10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? [Shudder...and a giggle]

[brutah]

1. Home mountain?PCMR/Alta
2. Years skied? 19
3. Favorite band to get pumped to? gotta be some straight up gangsta rap
4. Favorite activity other than skiing?biking, basketball
5. Ever do time? did time in Boulder
6. Favorite ski movie? hot dog or ski patrol (mind the addiction/1242 for porn)
7. Old School or New School? old school wayne wong steeze bitch
8. Pets? one dog with the rents
9. Favorite colored Bogner? my dad has a navy blue with buffalo embroidary thing and silver buttons one piece by bogner, never seen him in it though
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? nope

[Tri-Ungulate]

1. Home mountain? LCC
2. Years skied? 35, last 15 on pins.
3. Favorite band to get pumped to? Pixies
4. Favorite activity other than skiing? Makin' the beast with 2 backs.
5. Ever do time? Not in the US unless you consider grad school.
6. Favorite ski movie? Downhill Racer. For ski porn, I'll go with Sinners.
7. Old School or New School? Fuggin' ancient patchouli-steenkin', rancid-granola, rat-stabbin', knee-droppin' skool.
8. Pets? Malamute mix and an ornery tabby.
9. Favorite colored Bogner?

10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? "I know it's a little uncomfortable sir, but I'll try 'n make it as quick as possible."

[wicked_sick]

1. Home mountain: Tod
2. Years skied: 15
3. Favorite band to get pumped to: George Michael/ABBA
4. Favorite activity other than skiing: Bovine Rectal Thermometry
5. Ever do time: Drunk Tank a couple times
6. Favorite ski movie: Dumb and Dumber
7. Old School or New School: Progressive Reform School
8. Pets: No.
9. Favorite colored Bogner: Anything flourescent/reflective
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc: I've shat things bigger than a fist.

[berko]

1. Home mountain? Loveland
2. Years skied? 34
3. Favorite band to get pumped to? Zeppelin. Side II of IV whenever possible.
4. Favorite activity other than skiing? Climbing
5. Ever do time? Does medical training count?
6. Favorite ski movie? Hotdog
7. Old School or New School? retrotelegrouch
8. Pets? dog, cat, fish
9. Favorite colored Bogner? Red, especially if it is due to the hemorrhaging of its owner.
10. Using the whole fist, there, Doc? It's my fist.