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    I want a job in Salt Lake City

    NY/NJ can kiss my ass.

    Anyone need a QA Analyst?

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    HA you sound like me, cept my QA Analyst ass left NY and ended up in NC
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    Agreed. Not enough finance jobs though. Looks like it will be SF or NY for awhile for me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrthemike
    NY/NJ can kiss my ass.

    Anyone need a QA Analyst?
    As a matter of fact, we may need a QA person in our development department. PM me your resume. When are you going to be in SLC?
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    Quote Originally Posted by boarderline
    As a matter of fact, we may need a QA person in our development department. PM me your resume. When are you going to be in SLC?
    I'll send it to you as soon as i get home.

    Ill be in SLC asap. :-P

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    Quote Originally Posted by boarderline
    As a matter of fact, we may need a QA person in our development department. PM me your resume. When are you going to be in SLC?

    guess the IT market is improving, I'll be looking in early 2007
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    Quote Originally Posted by boarderline
    As a matter of fact, we may need a QA person in our development department. PM me your resume. When are you going to be in SLC?
    I got second dibs!

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    Got any short sleeved white shirts? They've got lots of jobs for guys in ties riding around on bicycles.
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    my company in bozeman is looking for a senior qa person. they just made an offer to someone, but if that falls through the job will be open.
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    I too would like a job in SLC. It needs to pay in the $150k or over neighborhood and require 20 hours/week of actual "at work" work tops... preferably less. I know how to use a cellphone, Camera, and have some internet skills. I google like a motherfucker. Anyone?

    PS: a full expense acct. and Alta/Bird passes for my whole family would be a good signing bonus.

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    Hey Fez: Your tag line - that's a great freaking quote. I can't believe they nerfed the cookie monster.
    Last edited by JPL; 11-18-2005 at 03:47 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fez
    my company in bozeman is looking for a senior qa person. they just made an offer to someone, but if that falls through the job will be open.

    can I telecommute for a year?
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    we had an opening for a QA person for 6 months which recently got filled. 15 minutes from Squaw....

    oh well.

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    Maybe you should've let people know, it seems that there are several QA types here.

    It wouldn't suck to have a "jobs in ski country" forum here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    Maybe you should've let people know, it seems that there are several QA types here.

    It wouldn't suck to have a "jobs in ski country" forum here.

    Great idea for a forum

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    Maybe you should've let people know, it seems that there are several QA types here.

    It wouldn't suck to have a "jobs in ski country" forum here.
    I'd find a forum dedicated to openings for a "kept man" in ski country to be far more useful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    Maybe you should've let people know, it seems that there are several QA types here.

    It wouldn't suck to have a "jobs in ski country" forum here.
    That's a hell of an idea... with so many mags concentrated in CO, UT, SLC, and the PNW (and other areas as well), the networking opps would be tremendous.

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    Y'know, you could just take over the "hook up" forum by force.
    Maybe Chuck Conners could assist.
    There ain't many peeps there anyways.

    A job is kind of a hookup, isn't it?

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    I'll be looking for a SLC geotech/Env job in autumn 2006. A job forum would be the tits!

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