heard the urban legend about the college guy that hooks with a prefrosh and performs said mudslide? he wakes up, freaks, scoops said mud in hands and rubs all over naked chick.
wakes up naked chick screaming, "you are disgusting, get out of here!" naked chick makes a quick attempt at removing mud, robes and jets. ruthless.
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12-19-2003, 12:11 PM #51
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You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.
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12-19-2003, 12:14 PM #52
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Better to simply roll her over into said mud; keep hands clean, I say.Originally posted by Honc
heard the urban legend about the college guy that hooks with a prefrosh and performs said mudslide? he wakes up, freaks, scoops said mud in hands and rubs all over naked chick.
wakes up naked chick screaming, "you are disgusting, get out of here!" naked chick makes a quick attempt at removing mud, robes and jets. ruthless.Your dog just ate an avocado!
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12-19-2003, 12:17 PM #53
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good god - this last part makes me happy I'm single.
“Within this furnace of fear, my passion for life burns fiercely. I have consumed all evil. I have overcome my doubt. I am the fire.”
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12-19-2003, 12:20 PM #54
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Ugh.
I've heard of passing out on the throne, but making your bed the new throne?
Sickening.
... and now back to our program on fuck buddies.Balls Deep in the 'Ho
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12-19-2003, 12:23 PM #55
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That last section damaged my interior monologue.
I was hoping to hear some debauchery of the single-man and instead......ewwwwww.Skiing, where my mind is even if my body isn't.
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12-19-2003, 12:25 PM #56
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One more hijack......
Oops, I crapped my pants!
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12-19-2003, 12:28 PM #57
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[Comic Book guy] Worst degenerated thread ever! [CB guy]
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12-19-2003, 12:54 PM #58
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I think it si more an indication of why some other people may be single.Originally posted by watersnowdirt
good god - this last part makes me happy I'm single.
Gosh, guys are you done scaring the magettes off now?Living vicariously through myself.
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12-19-2003, 12:58 PM #59
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no kidding.Originally posted by Stikki
[Comic Book guy] Worst degenerated thread ever! [CB guy]
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12-19-2003, 12:59 PM #60
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LB started it....Originally posted by grrrr
Gosh, guys are you done scaring the magettes off now?"if the city is visibly one of humankind's greatest achievements, its uncontrolled evolution also can lead to desecration of both nature and the human spirit."
-- Melvin G. Marcus 1979
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12-19-2003, 01:21 PM #61
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I sincerely apologize to all the lovely Magettes for my part in the degeneration of this thread.Originally posted by grrrr
Gosh, guys are you done scaring the magettes off now?
http://a764.g.akamai.net/f/764/1052/...alog/1095z.jpg
Kissy-kissy?Your dog just ate an avocado!
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12-19-2003, 01:36 PM #62
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actually, this thread has become like a train wreck -- i am sickened by it (truly nauseated) but i can't seem to look away...Originally posted by grrrr
I think it si more an indication of why some other people may be single.
Gosh, guys are you done scaring the magettes off now?
and i second grrr's emotion on the explanation of why the repeated sex partner may remain "elusive"
Powder. It gives you the freedom to be retarded. (S. Morrison)
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12-19-2003, 01:37 PM #63
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Awww, Viva, you're the best. As long as there's no more talk of explosive/unexpected/uncontrolled bodily functions, we'll stick around.
Anyone want to take bets on how long they can resist?
“Within this furnace of fear, my passion for life burns fiercely. I have consumed all evil. I have overcome my doubt. I am the fire.”
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12-19-2003, 01:40 PM #64
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Resist what?Originally posted by watersnowdirt
Anyone want to take bets on how long they can resist?
Yes this thread got truely disgusting. Lets let this one die now."if the city is visibly one of humankind's greatest achievements, its uncontrolled evolution also can lead to desecration of both nature and the human spirit."
-- Melvin G. Marcus 1979
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12-19-2003, 01:43 PM #65
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I had to go back to the last page to see if anyone mentioned the Trainspotting scene. Absolutely brilliant in its execution of pure revulsion.Originally posted by Canuk
I DID NOT need to hear about the Molson Mudslide this morning.d Thank you lemon boy...
It reminds me of that one scene in Trainspotting...you know the one.
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12-20-2003, 02:36 AM #66
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I haven't seen trainspotting.
Please describe that scene here.
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