(NSR) For Maggettes: In Search Of.....

[splat]

Originally posted by britney
hey rev -- just had an inspiration for ya:

have you considered a cougar?

Yeah, rev. You could get a feel for it by visiting a Cougar Petting Zoo to see if that's something you could really put your arms around.

[divegirl]

Originally posted by Geoff
Rev,

You just gotta stop hanging out with girls who have self esteem.

Good luck

I really hope you were joking.

You don't think smart, professional women with high self esteem enjoy a romp every once in a while without the strings of a relationship? Especially when that romp can be with someone you already know and trust...with perameters that have been established? Who's to say every woman wants a relationship, all the time?

Of course I'd rather have a relationship. But I'm sure NOT going to have a one-night stand! That's just asking for trouble.

Just my .04.

[Grange]

Originally posted by divegirl
Especially when that romp can be with someone you already know and trust...with perameters that have been established?

Sounds like that Seinfeld episode.

[seldon]

divegirl needs to change her label to "ready to fuck" from "ready to huck"

[divegirl]

Originally posted by seldon
divegirl needs to change her label to "ready to fuck" from "ready to huck"

I don't think so. Far from it, actually.

I'm speaking both subjectively (personal PAST experience) and objectively - I'm just giving another point of view. What's the harm in that?

[freshies]

this conversation is killing me! classic......to think this stuff gets brought up on a chat site about skiing.....too funny....

i think the main factor may be age. i too (as did most) had several fb's over the years, mostly in college and direct post-college years (hey, boulder and sf/tahoe...good pickings!). but, now at the ripe old age of 33, most women my age are not too keen on the fb scenairo. they, if they are smart, together, attractive, etc, for the most part, are ready to settle down. not be some guy's fb....

but it can happen.....i was recently in a "relationship" with this great girl for a few months that i met mtb'ing, and i told her up-front that i did not, could not, get into a serious relationship at this point in my life. i had just come out of a 3 yr serious relationship, almost got engaged, living together thing until the biatch decided she wanted to date a mutual "friend" of ours who had been pursuing her, (behind my back...had no clue) for almost a year..........ouch. so, this new girl, i told her straight out, no relationships for me for awhile. and she was like "yeah, totally understand, etc i don't want one for now either" ......so i then get busy with work and travel and the snow starts to fly and i am in tahoe half the time (she is in sf), and she gets angry that i am not spending as much time with her, etc. so, the dynamics changed.....

possible, but not so likely if you are around my age i think.....

unless, of course, you go younger ;-)

[seldon]

Originally posted by divegirl
I don't think so. Far from it, actually.

I'm speaking both subjectively (personal PAST experience) and objectively - I'm just giving another point of view. What's the harm in that?

just joking. and there isn't harm in your perspective. i think i got taken too seriously... need to be more careful about including "" when im joking

[The AD]

Originally posted by freshies
but it can happen.....
......so i then get busy with work and travel and the snow starts to fly and i am in tahoe half the time (she is in sf), and she gets angry that i am not spending as much time with her, etc.

So what part of this suggests it can happen!

[snowsprite]

He left out the part about his plan to use hypnosis and mind control.
Sprite

[freshies]

Originally posted by snowsprite
He left out the part about his plan to use hypnosis and mind control.
Sprite

exactly! jedi mind trick.....or, just get a look at my mug (spicoli avatar)...she just can't get enough of the dude.....she is helpless to resist (ha).

[G]

really hope you were joking.

Please note the dumb little winkey face. thank you.


Btw, I've had women use me for emotionless sex before. afterwards, I felt really used. But that feeling went away when they started leaving a tip.

[skiguide]

this is a great thread! I wanted to reply to it sometime around 4am this morning when I rolled in from CO, but I thought better of it, thinking that I might say something I regretted out of exhaustion, sleep deprivation and the 2-week long drinking stint that started in Killi the weekend of the big one, sustained for 4 days in chicago and forged on for 5 in Breck

good points on both sides here, though. definitely agree that most girls are "wired" differently, and may tend to get attached easily, but that doesn't mean there aren't opportunities for the fun (re-occurning) romps out there, and girls shouldn't be ashamed of it either.

like someone else said, it's all about timing, too. I just got out of a long, long, long-term relationship too... no interest in getting serious with anyone anytime soon... but hell, even the ex suggested I find a FB too for a good distraction

[iskibc]

Originally posted by skiguide
no interest in getting serious with anyone anytime soon... but hell, even the ex suggested I find a FB too for a good distraction

Rev, I think I found one for ya!

Liz, you wild one you!

[skiguide]

Originally posted by iskibc

Liz, you wild one you!

Don't cha know it

Rev, I think I found one for ya!

mmm.... maybe... but somehow I think the long distance thing would be a problem

[lemon boy]

Not for the rev, he's ready to travel and already house broken.

[The Reverend Floater]

Originally posted by lemon boy
Not for the rev, he's ready to travel and already house broken.**

**Disclaimer: Bladder control is only guaranteed Monday - Thursday.

[lemon boy]

Nobody worries about bladder control anyway. It is the mid-night Molsen mudslide that makes people afraid.

[The Reverend Floater]

Originally posted by lemon boy
Nobody worries about bladder control anyway. It is the mid-night Molsen mudslide that makes people afraid.**

**Disclaimer: The Reverend has never, ever even heard of said midnight mudslide. If that's your deal, contact LB.

[lemon boy]

You've never heard of a Molsen mudslide? What's wrong with you people! And I'm just saying that one occuring in the middle of a blissful drunken slumber is doubly dangerous.

For those living a sheltered life MM refers to the giant blast of shit following a good old fashioned beer drunk

[Canuk]

I DID NOT need to hear about the Molson Mudslide this morning.d Thank you lemon boy...

It reminds me of that one scene in Trainspotting...you know the one.

[The Reverend Floater]

Thanks, LB. I think that I successfully inferred the MM's meaning from your original post. What I didn't want to know is that this sort of thing actually happens**. Your wife must be a patient woman!

**Adendum: This is precisely why I won't be attending your holiday party.

[lemon boy]

Hey, I just wanted to make sure we're all on the same page. Besides, you brought it up.

While the little lady is a very patient woman, I would certainly get kicked out for having a MM in bed who's sole cause is my overindulgence in some libations...

[Telenater]

Meaning she won't mind if the MM isn't caused by the aforementioned libations? You dog....

[lemon boy]

I figured if I was really sick or something then I could probably be okay.

Note: I would have to be REALLY SICK to get away with letting loose with a giant grumper in the bed.

[lemon boy]

okay, now if you guys wanna keep talking about shitting in beds by all means but we're now done talking about shitting in my bed. Damn you guys are fokkin sick!