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Thread: HEY ULLR YOU BITCH!!!!!!

  1. #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by bklyntrayc
    irul must be sacrificed to appease ullr
    the first to reach him and do the deed will secure blessings upon his local hill
    First one to try gets a Scott (w/sharpened ice tip) enema and will be sent home UPS tied up in a teal Marker fart bag. That should make Ullr happy.
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    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    we need old skis .... fuck it any skis ... and plenty of them. Ullr speaks to me, he says burn the skis and the snow will come!!
    Mom! The meatloaf! FUCK!.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hucksquaw
    we need old skis .... fuck it any skis ... and plenty of them. Ullr speaks to me, he says burn the skis and the snow will come!!



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    For sure, you have to be lost to find a place that can't be found, elseways everyone would know where it was

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    Mr. Baron, you broke a lot of hearts tonight with that "300+ hour forcast that I wouldn't take to Vegas" quote. The 23rd? At least keep the spirits up a bit.

    I liked the storm focus of today's forcast though. At least we know where your heart is...
    You look like I need a drink.

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    The Uller bitch slap/rant has not yet produced anything but the strongest high pressure ridge I have seen in years. Still no snow in sight for California. Is it time to worry yet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo
    First one to try gets a Scott (w/sharpened ice tip) enema and will be sent home UPS tied up in a teal Marker fart bag. That should make Ullr happy.

    Hey Ruly - I think you need to head north young man....head north.
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    No need to fret yet peoples. As a personal sacrifice to the snow bro in the sky, I'll be spending the next two weeks in Mexico. Via con dios!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alkasquawlik
    No need to fret yet peoples. As a personal sacrifice to the snow bro in the sky, I'll be spending the next two weeks in Mexico. Via con dios!
    Does this guarantee snow for Tahoe?

    As irony would have it, I'm in the Vegas airport, heading out to spend a week in glorious Chicago (where it's snowing), and then Kansas City (where it's just wet). I'm surrounded by large and loud midwesterners heading home.

    This sucks. I want a re-run of Tahoe 2004-2005. (But then again, who doesn't...)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alkasquawlik
    No need to fret yet peoples. As a personal sacrifice to the snow bro in the sky, I'll be spending the next two weeks in Mexico. Via con dios!
    good for you mang... someone's got to take the hit. i was in Maui for 2 weeks over last Christmas/New Years... and in the Philippines for 2 weeks over the Christmast/New Years the year before. for all the maggots with short term memories... you guys *killed* it both times with lots of POW!

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    let's all take a deep breath, its only 11/14, we'll get some snow in time! Usually doesn't get good until mid-Dec, last few yrs have been abnormal (and we got spoiled w/the goods).....but then again, my grizzled Tahoe veteran bartender/skibum friend (who has shown an uncanny ability to call the snow ea. ski season ) says that it will be a slow start to the season vs the last few epic decembers, and that it won't get good until Jan....so who knows.

    I just try and pretend that skiing doesn't exist and that I love my MTB and road riding....who needs skiing.



    (i do, please bring us some snow soon!)

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