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    Oh shit What the Hell can I do?

    Ok so my former best friends girlfriend is talking shit about me aledgedly touching her wich I never did and is threatening to file a sexual harrasment suit wich would be impossible to win because well nobody has trusts me or even likes me. I of course have never thought of touching her due to the fact that shes fucking my said former best friend and the thought of that is fucking gross. The worst part is now I don't have a ride to school and have to get up 15 minutes earlier and see this girl who i love but she hates me everyday now and that is quite possibly the worst thing ever.

    What the Fuck can I do?
    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care

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    Go skiing.
    When you're feeling down, just remember: It's always darkest before it goes pitch .... fucking.... black.

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    Write about it on the internet.

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    Sounds like a plan


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    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care

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    Like the sands of time through the hourglass, so are the days of.........

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    My best friends wife

    The wife of my best friend
    Stares right through me into
    The tumor of my sick need
    The wife of my best friend
    Flinches at the wheel takes a
    Vitamin complex to supplement
    Her meal
    The wife of my best friend
    Builds the scaffolding for a
    Splinter faction of the lunatic fringe
    The wife of my best friend
    Jumps from the sill leaving me
    To clean all that's been spilt
    This ain't right but then
    Again no one will know
    Last edited by Billow; 12-15-2003 at 10:30 PM.

    It’s so quiet, it’s so cool, it’s so cold

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    Dude, your fucked! Go hop out of a 20 story building.




    I would'nt know, I've never fucked around with my roommates/friends girl ever.....this year.


    What you really need to concentrate on is BEING TRUE TO YOURSELF. Be your own best-friend, and you'll be fine.

    I would'nt worry about the case, I'd almost guarantee it's just a threat. If not, I've heard it's almost impossible to prove in court. Especially when it's your word against theirs...I would'nt sweat it dude. She's probably just being vindictive like angry girls get.

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    give her the Dirty Sanchez

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    haha, I kind of think this is happening alot in schools these days, the false threats that is. I wouldn't worry about it, just ski, oh yeah, and be cool stay in school.

    Edit: I live Iskibc's idea better, so never mind what I said.
    "Is it necessary to disdain the affluent Escalade driver in the ski area parking lot just because he never threw caution to the wind and gave up work, meat, and let his hair grow in the surreal international sojourn of powder skiing and self-actualiztion?"

    WELL OF COURSE, thats why I am me and you aren't

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    ..........RUN!!! I have no clue hope it rides out?

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    i just don't wanna ride the Fucking bus seeing, Danielle every day would kill me,

    anybody want to donate a running car to my cause? Please!!!

    Edit: Commas are good
    Last edited by ak_powder_monkey; 12-15-2003 at 10:31 PM.
    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care

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    Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
    i just don't wanna ride the Fucking bus seeing, Danielle every day would kill me,

    anybody want to donate a running car to my cause? Please!!!

    Edit: Commas are good
    Change your tampon and soak it up Sally. Life only gets harder as you get older. Get on that bus tomorrow, step to Danielle, backhand that ho, and say "where's my money trick"??!!

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    Originally posted by Blurred Elevens
    Get on that bus tomorrow, step to Danielle, backhand that ho, and say "where's my money trick"??!!
    Damn, yo's got a bit o' game fo' a white boy. Respect.

    AK, I's also gonna hav' ta say dat you's best be goin' wit dat Dirty Sanchez on dis trick.
    BOYAKASHA!!

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    in my life I stand alone with the Maggots watching my back if anybody wants to mess with that they can get the fuck out of my way

    Everybody agree?
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    I don't know what the hell you should do, but...

    I'd first suggest you stop posting every detail of your life. The following are threads I hope you don't start:

    "Oh crap, McDonalds shorted me a hamburger!"

    "My teacher hates me, but she keeps eyeing me."

    "There's lint in my belly-button."

    "My cat has worms."

    But, I suppose they are inevitable. 10,000 AK Monkeys at typewriters for 10,000 years, eventually something will come out.

    BobMc

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    Originally posted by BobMc
    I don't know what the hell you should do, but...

    I'd first suggest you stop posting every detail of your life. The following are threads I hope you don't start:

    "Oh crap, McDonalds shorted me a hamburger!"

    "My teacher hates me, but she keeps eyeing me."

    "There's lint in my belly-button."

    "My cat has worms."

    But, I suppose they are inevitable. 10,000 AK Monkeys at typewriters for 10,000 years, eventually something will come out.

    BobMc
    You forgot:

    *I'm looking into getting this penis enlargment system, can anyone spot me 20 bones?


    *I've kinda got the hots for my mom, any suggestions?


    *Lately, while I've been jerking off, I get this sudden mental image of Lorenzo Lamas..is this normal?



    *I'm looking into buying this car with only like 780,000 highway miles on it. Should I?




    *I was on a 4 hour jerk-a-thon, and I blew blood...should I chill for awhile?


    *This guy at school wants to kick my ass, should I hit on his girlfriend?



    *I was molesting this chick, and now she's taking me to court. Do I need a lawyer?

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    Thats fucking Hilarious Blurred sorry for being kinda a crybaby

    that being said I'm really fucked up and confused right now

    its just hard when theres no one to turn to and the person you thought you trusted and have know forever turns out to be a giant dick and the other person you trusted decides she never wants to speak to you again and condems you to hell because you don't accept Jesus.

    God damn I need to ski right the fuck now
    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care

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    Thumbs up

    Tell you what dawg.... The maggots like you, just post your probs on one thread...this one works. We'll support you, just be true to yourself like I said in real life.

    Just be stoked you don't still live with your "best friend", and be even more stoked that he doesn't own firearms...hehe. Long time maggots know what I'm getting at. It's all part of being/becoming a man and accepting Jesus... Actually I just threw in that last part about Jesus. HeHe He's my Navigator fo sho..

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    ak_powder_monkey = DINMS?

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    Talking

    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that sounds all so funny

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    kill'Er
    shut up and ski

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    what can you do?

    start by ignoring rossi bc bitch

    move on to asking her seriously when she thinks u harassed her

    straighten shit out iwth her if you can

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    Originally posted by Schmear
    ak_powder_monkey = DINMS?
    DINMS in my role model, was that a bad choice?
    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care

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