This topic deserves some discussion.
I know everyone loves the knife, but it is tricky to eat off one. The spork is a good weapon indeed, however, it is not a appliance whom is recognized throughout the American culinary community. I'm gunna put chop sticks on there also, as they are a vital piece of equipment. Man I use a lot of commas.
View Poll Results: Knife, Fork or Spoon (or Chop Sticks I suppose)
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Knife
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Fork
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Spoon
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Chopsticks
20 33.90%
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Thread: Fork, Knife or Spoon
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11-05-2005, 10:03 AM #1
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Fork, Knife or Spoon
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11-05-2005, 11:01 AM #2
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Chopsticks, because eating with them counts towards more ninja points!
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11-05-2005, 11:39 AM #3
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Not this time.
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11-05-2005, 01:56 PM #4
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It's all about the fork. While I love chopsticks, they can't cut for shit. A fork can do it all...unless it's plastic...then it's fucking useless like any other plastic utensil.
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11-05-2005, 02:01 PM #5
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You can't eat soup with a fork. Or a knife. Or chopsticks.
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11-05-2005, 02:56 PM #6
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spork!
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11-05-2005, 03:30 PM #7
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11-05-2005, 04:33 PM #8
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Just tip the bowl. Who need utensils for soup? Originally Posted by Dr. Send
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11-05-2005, 05:47 PM #9
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You can eat anything with a fork, including chunky soup. The soup that you can't eat with a fork is easily slurped or drinken.
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11-05-2005, 06:27 PM #10
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You guys obviously have no class.
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11-05-2005, 06:49 PM #11
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Chopsticks all the way. Got back from Asia after a year and a half and it felt really strange to be using forks and spoons - I kept dropping and spilling food. Embarrassed myself in public a few times.....
Chopsticks are so versatile, even cutting the softer stuff. Knife as a backup is all you need.This touchy-feely Kumbaya shit has got to go.
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11-05-2005, 07:44 PM #12
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yeah, but that means that you were sipping soup and broth from a small bowl, right? I vote for chopsticks with a large asian style spoon for help.
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11-05-2005, 08:10 PM #13
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where is the SPORK option?
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11-05-2005, 10:39 PM #14
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Come on now. They're sticks, for Pete's sake! Gimme and fork and spoon any day. Originally Posted by yentna
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11-06-2005, 05:16 PM #15
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We have silverwear sporks at my place. I find I can not vote until it is given as an option for it is my weapon of choice.
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11-06-2005, 05:38 PM #16
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Regardless of utility, a fork is just more fun! You can't stab with a spoon.
I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."
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11-07-2005, 12:45 AM #17
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Yeah, but you can whack better with a spoon. Who beats their children with a wooden fork? Nobody, that's who.
Plus, you can't hang a fork on your nose.
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11-07-2005, 01:42 PM #18
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I'm also holding out for the spork option.....most versatile kitchen utensil ever.
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11-07-2005, 02:11 PM #19
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My husband puts a spoon at each place setting every time he sets the table. Regardless of whether we need it or not. What's up wit that?!
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11-07-2005, 02:15 PM #20
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I think chopsticks are easily the single best way to eat a green salad ever. Fuck chasing some flat lettuce around a plate with a fork, that's dumb. That said, it still isn't as dumb as chasing rice around a plate with chopsticks.
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11-07-2005, 03:06 PM #21
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I didn't put the spork on cause it is the all-mountain ski of the utensil world: decent at everything, but exceptional at nothing. Everyone would answer spork. How many of us actually eat with them an a regular basis?
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11-07-2005, 03:53 PM #22
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What about a Knork?
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11-07-2005, 04:01 PM #23
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Yep, chopsticks are the shit for lettuce. As for rice...welll...if you've got the good rice, then it's nice and sticky so that isn't a problem. Fuck American-preferred rice long grain bleached Uncle Ben whiteness....I'm going for brown or sticky anyday! Originally Posted by lemon boy
Caveat: Okay, so I do like the jasmin / basmati rice, which isn't sticky normally, but if you cook it right, it's grrrrrrEAT!This touchy-feely Kumbaya shit has got to go.
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11-07-2005, 04:53 PM #24
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Why not call it a foon?
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11-07-2005, 05:05 PM #25
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I like the way there's a knife in the five-piece set. Originally Posted by berko
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