So, we have a new dog and he likes to watch us when we are, uh, busy. I.e. he has a tendency to just rest his head on the bed while standing next to it and watch. It's kinda weird so we keep him somewhere else at these times. I guess it's just that I keep thinking I see this look disappointment in his face like i'm doing it all wrong. "No, no, move your hands farther up, more pelvis, get that tongue out..."
Anyhow, enough background, what do you do with your dog?
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11-02-2005, 01:09 PM #1
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In Front Of The Dog...
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11-02-2005, 01:11 PM #2
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So are we talking "with the peanut butter" or what?
I'm not sure I understand where you want this to go but yes my dog likes to watch. He also knows just ahead of time to get off the bed!
Originally Posted by Conundrum
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11-02-2005, 01:14 PM #3
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I dont have a dog, but i voted let him watch...........unless you are going to buy him a lady friend he need something in his life too......
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11-02-2005, 01:16 PM #4
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This is coming from a guy who tried to get his lady to give him some love while I was trying to sleep in the same room. Originally Posted by kush1
I dont have a dog, but i voted let him watch...........unless you are going to buy him a lady friend he need something in his life too......"There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
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11-02-2005, 01:19 PM #5
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my old dog used to drool and a really weird low pitched growl with a hicup action ensued...fuking weird but we let him watch
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11-02-2005, 01:23 PM #6
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I was at a lady friends house and fell asleep afterwards and awoke to the dog trying to lick parts that I would rather not have a dog lick
.. Let him watch, not to happy about participating though.
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11-02-2005, 01:23 PM #7
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My dog looks at us then looks at his lack of a package, looks back at us and walks away with a tear in his eye. Then proceeds to leave us a dookie on the living room floor
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11-02-2005, 01:28 PM #8
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Have you ever been t-bagged by a wiener dog while have sex doggy style with your lady friend? Damn dog wouldn't give up!
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11-02-2005, 01:40 PM #9
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LMAO!! Sometimes I think my dog gives me the classically pathetic guilt trip look--"see what you are making me miss out on in my short life" (when he is on the bed when my wife and I are horizontally tango-ing). My poor dog got his nads clipped by my wife last summer when I was away on vacation...My dog looks at us then looks at his lack of a package, looks back at us and walks away with a tear in his eye...
To answer the original post...being married for 11 yrs, when sex enters the scene (more and more seldom the longer Ive been married it seems) it is usually not regularly planned with us...and our dog is sooo attached to us that he is almost always at our sides wherevever we are/whatever we are doing...so, if our pup is on the bed, or floor, in the tent, in the hot-tub, or next to the dishwasher while the wife and I are banging nasties, we do not make him move or go away...Dude just lays there and takes in the action. Then falls asleep when we fall asleep....JPG)
Still, I would never let him sleep in the wet spot (the wife, maybe
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11-02-2005, 01:55 PM #10
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Reminds me of many a conversation on KROQ.
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11-02-2005, 02:05 PM #11
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I actually heard a conversation about dogs and sex once on the station while driving through LA on the way to Yosemite...but alas, I now reside in Temecula...wish I could score KROQ on my radio, love the old programming...but egads, all we get locally is country-western shit and the Chargers.Reminds me of many a conversation on KROQ.
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11-02-2005, 02:05 PM #12
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poodle bites, poodle chews it
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11-02-2005, 02:14 PM #13
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Ouch. Should Teach the wife better manners, eh?poodle bites, poodle chews it
Reminds me of an ad for Carl's Jr: "Bite. Swallow."
Double Ouch.
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11-02-2005, 02:20 PM #14
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Ours is beyond caring at this point. He just gets in his bed and sleeps. At first though he'd bark and howl cause he thought daddy was hurting mommy.
An old co-worker of mine had an uncut great dane that would like himself off when she and her boyfriend bumped uglies.
edit- If your dog knows the command for bed then when he starts watchin just tell him: NO!.....Bed might only ruin one or two sessions till he gets the idea."It is not the result that counts! It is not the result but the spirit! Not what - but how. Not what has been attained - but at what price.
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11-02-2005, 02:23 PM #15
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11-02-2005, 02:27 PM #16
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You are a lucky man!!! Originally Posted by Bodhi
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11-02-2005, 02:31 PM #17
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Our Dane thinks I am hurting mom, so he gets the boot. Hell, I just hug her and he is right up in between us.
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11-02-2005, 02:32 PM #18
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Yep...Drooling and groaning then he beltches while doing a wierd little dance as if the floors too hot or he's about to piss himself. Originally Posted by MacDaddy
my old dog used to drool and a really weird low pitched growl with a hicup action ensued...fuking weird but we let him watch
If we throw him out he'll lay outside the bedroom heavy breathing under the door. Originally Posted by Downbound Train
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11-02-2005, 02:40 PM #19
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Ours is just enraptured. No whining, barking, wiggling, licking, etc. Doesn't think we're fighting, (unless he enjoys watching a good fight that is), just stands by the bed resting his head on it, staring. Makes SM keep busting up in giggles (or the more manly chuckles), and that's not a good thing for his focus!
This touchy-feely Kumbaya shit has got to go.
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11-02-2005, 02:42 PM #20
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just wait till he starts howling when SM starts pushing your buttons the right way.
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11-02-2005, 02:43 PM #21
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The dog watching is one thing. But I rarely waste time watching him back.
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11-02-2005, 02:56 PM #22
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tougher with an unfixed dog giving you the gaze...is that all you got buddy? turn her around now for the lock why don't ya? bite her!
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11-02-2005, 02:58 PM #23
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The damn dog busted in on us once. The door was closed and he banged against it until it opened. I would have crapped my pants had I been wearing any.
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11-02-2005, 03:19 PM #24
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Lately the hounds seem to be getting more action (with some slutty canine bitches down the street) than the humans in this household, ... and so if I were to let 'em watch I subconsiously feel that they're just sitting and thinking 'you loser'.
OTOH, they seem to know when it's going to happen with a new ... em, ah female companion ... ever before I do. Maybe they read the body language better then we do, ... but upon first visit to the house with a new lady friend, they are at first nosey, then they act a little jealous, and then they somehow disappear. All this happens within the first hour or so. For return engagements, they have it all figured out, and all they want to do is lounge around on the floor of whatever room we're in. Wierdly, they always want to do this with a dog-smirk on their faces, and with their tongues hanging out as if they're pleased about it.“The best argument in favour of a 90% tax rate on the rich is a five-minute chat with the average rich person.”
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11-02-2005, 03:26 PM #25
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Our dogs have free reign of the house. If they happen to be in the area, I won't throw a shoe at them, but I won't go looking for them either. ...Then again, they really don't hang in the washroom.
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