JONG is the stupidist shit ever

[wanghoeby]

Slatners-

I realize now, what it is that's so funny about JONG.

So many of you throw the JONG around like it's this fucking awesome and original statement.

"Jack Off Newbie Gaper" thats fucking great. But don't you mean a "newbie gaper" to the TGR forums? Does the amount of posts you have make any difference to how experienced a skier you are? In fact, the opposite is probably true. The less time you spend sitting infront of your computer talking shit is more time that your actually outside...becoming a better skier, kayaker, mountain biker, climber (or whatever your passion may be).

I picture a bunch of midwestern High School kids, telling everyone that they're JONG's and that they're so rad 'cuz their parents just bought 'em the fattest twin tips on the block.

So call me an JONG while you sit and grow a beer belly 'cuz all you do is sit in front of the computer acquiring more posts, and therefore a higher status of anti-jongdem.

And while your at it, suck on my JONG-LONG-DONG.

:laughingassoff:

[truth]

I'm very uncomfortable with your sig, Mr. Stump.

Did he forget the lube again?

[Jumper Bones]

shut the fuck up, you JONG faggot.

clearly you do not like it here. Move on to greener shores already. You won't be missed.

[fiddler]

A slatner is obviously someone who attaches slats to their booted feet and then slides down slippery slopes in varying degrees of control and/or grace.

[BENDOR]

HEY ANON- 505 easy on the midwest bashing!! I know many a ripper from the flatlands!!!!

[Blatant]

You're a Slayer loving, Star Trek fan?

How's that for outside the box?

speaking of star trek, i just read on CNN that sulu is a pirate....who'd a thunk it?

[mrryde]

Hey ANON

[rotorhead]

I need a little help here. When I was first heard / was called a JONG I assumed it was Jerk-off new guy. A derivitive of the military classic FNG. So can someone please clarify this when you're finished win ANON's beat down.

couple more cool posts like this and I'm in double digits....

[Obstruction]

I hope ANON stays around long enough to learn important skills like say... thread deletion.

[Mr. Altagirl]

I need a little help here. When I was first heard / was called a JONG I assumed it was Jerk-off new guy. A derivitive of the military classic FNG. So can someone please clarify this when you're finished win ANON's beat down.

couple more cool posts like this and I'm in double digits....

I think you have it dialed. You are well on your way to posting stardom, rejoice.

On a more important note, there is a snow advisory in effect until 6pm today. Maybe Sunday.......

[BushwackerinPA]

Dude if you let some people on the internet offend you that much with being called a JONG. Then maybe its time you get off the interent and grow some thicker skin.

Josh who knows it all in good fun, and is just happy he got to ski in the past week. Maybe this JONG needs to makes some turns somewhere.(Yes a JONG calling someone a JONG)

[Tippster]

Can't we all just get a-JONG?

[kailas]

your correct anon, most of the people in here are what the British call
wankers. But I don't think they're hi-school kids, just desk jockies wannabes
with chips on their shoulders. Mid west skiers rock, then why do you leave the mid west?

[schuss]

the only people who get severely jong'd are those that show up and try to act like they're the best thing since sliced bread. Well, I enjoy sliced bread, and I'm sure you wouldn't make quite as good a sandwich. If you're generally humble, start off lurking or don't pretend like you know more than everyone on the board, you'll get, at most, a mild jong. There are enough places for idiots to go on the internet, and we'd rather not have our forum fill up with them.

[skifishbum]

Anon are you a good skier? Did you take any good pics last season? Do you have any friends who took quality pics/vid of you rippin it up? Did you go on a cool vacation or tour someplace someone else might be interested in? Do you rock a good quiver? If the answer to any of these questions is yes, you should use the search button and post your stoke in the aproppriate threads.
Running smack about being some witty comeback interweb geek isn't gonna get you any respect. It isn't about # of posts, it is about what you post at least Imho, but then again I'm just a bum. There are many other ski forums out there, perhaps you would be happier posting somewhere else.

[knowone]

I don't think they're hi-school kids

Me either, I am almost certain the majority of them are English professors, with a grammar grudge. I started to use Microsoft word to proof my spelling; it helps to avoid those frightful sentence and pronunciation corrections.

[schindlerpiste]

Lighten up. You should consider the word JONG as a term of Endearment. YOU WILL BE CALLED A JONG. If you have things of value to say, people will respect you. You you continue to post shit like this, people will just think that you are an idiot.

[Tippster]

Me either, I am almost certain the majority of them are English professors, with a grammar grudge. I started to use Microsoft word to proof my spelling; it helps to avoid those frightful sentence and pronunciation corrections.

Actually most of us work in the dental arts.

[El Chupacabra]

[knowone]

Actually most of us work in the dental arts.

Do you offer Full service? And are you concerned not just about my dental health but my over all health? These things are what really matter to a dental customer.

I could be all wrong, dental arts could be a new karate style..
How could you reply to me with out a jong? your slipping.

[Tippster]

Do you offer Full service? And are you concerned not just about my dental health but my over all health? These things are what really matter to a dental customer.

That all depends on your insurance. Oh, and if you have boobies.

[Vinman]

Tipps dental tools consist mainly of a 16oz strait clawed Estwing hammer and titanium ninja grade chopsticks.

[Tippster]

Anything else is a waste of time and money.

[Toby]

Hey, I've got one of those (the mook, not the book)! Good, although obscure, jong reference, Goatsucker.

[ill-advised strategy]

Slatners-

I realize now, what it is that's so gay about me.

So many butch dudes throw the ANON-505 around like I'm this fucking awesome and original gayboy fuckdoll.

"Jack Off Newbie Gaper" thats a fucking great description of me. But don't you mean a "newbie gaywad" to the TGR Forums? Does the amount of posts you have make any difference to how experienced a dicksucker I am? In fact, the opposite is probably true. The less time you spend nealing infront of your boyfriend sucking his shit is more time that your actually not taking it in the ass...becoming a better skier, kayaker, mountain biker, climber (or whatever your passion may be, I know mine is gay-porn).

I picture a bunch of midwestern High School kids, telling everyone that they're coming over to my place and that they're so horny 'cuz their parents just bought 'em the fattest gay porn on the block.

So call me an JONG while you sit and grow a beer belly 'cuz all you do is sit in front of the computer acquiring more posts, and therefore a higher status of anti-jongdem.

And while your at it, suck on my JONG-LONG-DONG.

mad libs is fun!