how far has frozen evolved?

**Woodsy** · 10-26-2005, 02:42 PM

When i met Senor Frozen he was a clean cut accountant type, just finishing his masters, skiing on a snowbird student season pass. That first day, Harpo/Gaper Joe/ rippin dood in a funny old hat tried to kill us both in Alta's steeper rockier chutes.
Since then we became closer and closer friends, drinking and causing trouble together, buisness lunching, skiing, but he remained a clean cut fomrer missionary finacial dood with a hell of a wild streak. He drank booze only, no beer. He listened to old school new wave music, New Order, Depeche Mode, etc.

SO now he is in WY. workin for TGR. his face is unshaven and his hair flows like wine at a cheap tasting. He skis a lot more, smiles alot more and is now neighbors with Greg Stump. He drinks beer like a frat boy, at work even. He rocks out with his cock out, exposed to music and lifestyles heretofor unknown. I think he may even be developng a copenhagen ring in the back pocket of his Seven jeans.

So how far has he come?
Well this will be answered, for me, on wether or not he roadtrips down for a concert.
What concert you may ask?

Depeche Mode
Where: E Center, Salt Lake City, UT
When: Saturday, November 12, 2005 @ 8:00 PM

we shall see..............

**lemon boy** · 10-26-2005, 02:43 PM

verily, there are many colors in the homo rainbow.

**Woodsy** · 10-26-2005, 02:45 PM

Originally Posted by lemon boy

verily, there are many colors in the homo rainbow.

I barked up that tree too once, my redneck friend, but his hot wife and 2 daughters disuaded me of that easy answer.

**lemon boy** · 10-26-2005, 02:45 PM

the ultimate camoflage.

**iceman** · 10-26-2005, 02:48 PM

If evolving = not liking Depeche Mode any more, then I am a huge Darwin fan.

**frozenwater** · 10-26-2005, 02:48 PM

Lisssten Lemonboy, jussst becausse you don't pressscribe to my lifesstyle, doess not give you the right to desscrimiate againsst me.

And Matt,Nov 12th huh? I'll call you tonight sir - of course I will need a place to crash....

**lemon boy** · 10-26-2005, 02:49 PM

hey man, I just want you to be loved for who you are, not who you pretend.

and ha ha, Ice made a funny.

**meatdrink9** · 10-26-2005, 03:14 PM

Please say no about the chew.

I was going to call you (FRZ) out to see what you thought of "playing the angel". Overall....not as bad as a bunch of other old bands trying to hang on, but it's sure as hell no violater (all-time top 10 album). I'm sure you've got paper monsters and all the solo stuff as well. You're a junky.

DM put on a hell of a show at the E-center last time they came through UT.

**MacDaddy** · 10-26-2005, 03:16 PM

Some random memories of the man's pants!
2000 The 1st time I met him I'll never forget that dorky dude in slacks with the two hoop earrings, pulling up in his big Dodge truck to pick up the 5 cases of Red Bull for his road trip to Hood.

2002 The next time I saw him was in some acid wash, jeans that disturbed his psyche, at a very multicolored, illusion filled, party in MD9’s back yard.

2004 wearing some camo shorts, and what looked like a teal, fishnet wife beater shirt, and a truck driver hat, drinking wine coolers!
ok maybe I dreamt that last one

You go Frozen

**truth** · 10-26-2005, 03:17 PM

Originally Posted by meatdrink9

Please say no about the chew.

It's a sirens song that copenhagen sings.

**iceman** · 10-26-2005, 03:20 PM

All I know is that Fred is not in my fireplace anymore.

**meatdrink9** · 10-26-2005, 03:21 PM

Originally Posted by iceman

All I know is that Fred is not in my fireplace anymore.

yeah, but is migrating to the women's restroom any better? oh wait...

**Tippster** · 10-26-2005, 03:22 PM

Originally Posted by meatdrink9

I was going to call you (FRZ) out to see what you thought of "playing the angel". Overall....not as bad as a bunch of other old bands trying to hang on, but it's sure as hell no violater (all-time top 10 album)...

Meh. It's certainly not:

**ill-advised strategy** · 10-26-2005, 03:23 PM

Originally Posted by truth

It's a sirens song that copenhagen sings.

no kidding...

and the question is not whether he shows up, but whether he takes the Dodge.

**meatdrink9** · 10-26-2005, 03:39 PM

Originally Posted by Tippster

Meh. It's certainly not:

Also a winner. Old Depeche Mode just plain rools.

**Buster Highmen** · 10-26-2005, 03:51 PM

**frozenwater** · 10-26-2005, 03:54 PM

Holy shit you guys need to stop taking mental pictures of what I wear. And rb69 (that's who you are to me, deal) that last mental picture was not a dream, that's when I broke into your house screaming at the top of my lungs for "your redbull or your life". Evidently you thought I said "your eightball or your life" because you whipped out this bag, lovingly stroked it then glanced at your wife and shoved her in my direction.

No, I don't chew - not since my junior year in highschool when I picked up a can, put a chew in then fell asleep. Woke puking some time later.

In fact I shun all tobacco products, generally.

The new DM - I have to be honest, haven't checked it out yet. I of course have paper monsters, the solo works of Martin Gore, and bought thier last album. But they have been in a bit of a downhill trend the last decade. But they are a guilty pleasure so I will get the new album - and will join any maggots who want to party up 80's style at the concert down in SLC.

As far as my current appearance goes - I want you all to know that I am still working for "the man" and he is still keeping me down. During my latest evaluation they seriously asked that I refrain from any facial tattoo's. They also voiced that they would like it if I did not pierce anything on my face.

DAMN THE MAN!!!

**Woodsy** · 10-26-2005, 04:05 PM

Originally Posted by frozenwater

They also voiced that they would like it if I did not pierce anything on my face.

DAMN THE MAN!!!

your wife cant get pierced?

**truth** · 10-26-2005, 04:33 PM

Originally Posted by Woodsy

your wife cant get pierced?

Not while she's on his face...sheesh!

**iceman** · 10-26-2005, 04:39 PM

Yeah, like Buster said, New Order kicks Depeche Mode's ass.

**LAN** · 10-26-2005, 04:42 PM

[QUOTE=Woodsy]I think he may even be developng a copenhagen ring in the back pocket of his Seven jeans.

[QUOTE]

You really are a metrosexual aren't you Woodsy?

**HotTate** · 10-26-2005, 04:49 PM

when fred first came into the office he was so full of life and ready to start off on the right foot. he started by telling everyone in the office that they need to be at work by 9am. needless to say, we we're pretty gaped on the new guy. we were about to break him in hard assuming he'd crack. well he didn't. infact he enjoyed the bullshit in the office so much that he now has his own day. its kinda like his birthday every friday. we call it, "fucked up fred friday" where we go to lunch or have an afternoon beer, then somehow he ends up tanked and often times, begins rants on the forum. he's not a very good mormon. (fred, i assume this post will call for another private meeting with me. how about friday afternoon?)

**frozenwater** · 10-26-2005, 04:54 PM

two sides of a coin with DM and New Order. Sure they lump them both in the "early alternative" category - but anything that was with a synthesizer instead of guitars fit that bill.

I like most of the classic 80's synth bands: The Smith's (and naturally Morrisey) New Order, Joy Division (which is definatley better than New Order, without slighting New Order).

Depeche Mode, The Cure, I've owned at one time Camouflage, The THe, The Church, Agnus Poetry, The Lightning Seeds, hell to many to even bring up.

But to just out and out despise Depeche Mode? I know music is a personal thing, but hell tracks like black Celebration, Little 15, The entire albums of Violater, Music for the Masses, and let's not forget the early work - I also really dig thier early early work.

**frozenwater** · 10-26-2005, 04:59 PM

Originally Posted by HotTate

when fred first came into the office he was so full of life and ready to start off on the right foot. he started by telling everyone in the office that they need to be at work by 9am. needless to say, we we're pretty gaped on the new guy. we were about to break him in hard assuming he'd crack. well he didn't. infact he enjoyed the bullshit in the office so much that he now has his own day. its kinda like his birthday every friday. we call it, "fucked up fred friday" where we go to lunch or have an afternoon beer, then somehow he ends up tanked and often times, begins rants on the forum. he's not a very good mormon. (fred, i assume this post will call for another private meeting with me. how about friday afternoon?)

I'm actually firing 2 other employee's Friday in the afternoon, could I somehow get you to come in at 9:00 on Friday? (and for the record it was 10:00 am that I wanted employees in the door, not 9:00 - this still however seemed to shock and awe most of the crew)