The official I hate Buck and McCarver thread

[smmokan]

Honestly, how many times does Joe Buck have to say PODsednik before the goddamn producers tell him its not pronounced that way? This Fox team and their broadcast makes watching the World Series that much less enjoyable... what a great game last night, but with the stupid comments by both these morons, I'd rather watch it on mute.

[K-Stormchaser]

McCarver is a tool, and hasn't changed his wardrobe since the mid 70's.

[smmokan]

As far as wardrobe goes, nothing beats that get-up that Phil Simms had on for the Broncos-Giants game... nothing like a nice powder blue cardigan sweater for a football game.

[Benny Profane]

Yeah, Pinella was supposed to do the first games, but decided to stay home in Florida due to the wonderful weather. bummer.

You know who I would really like to punch? That little spanish Astro fan dude who's proud of his fucking whistle in the I Live For This commercial they show WAY too much. Bang, Zoom, to the Moon.

[Rontele]

I cannot stand Tim McCarver. Someone should ducktape his mouth shut.

[igBand]

Apparently Brandon Arrojo = Bronson Arroyo in McCarver's world. The dickhead couldn't get the guy's name right to save his life during last year's ALCS. Personal opinion here, but he seems to be a bumbling idiot to me that makes very little sense 90% of the time. When he is making sense, he is simple stating the obvious: "Joe...what the Astros need to do here is get a baserunner on base. That would put them in a place where they could score a run". Thanks for the mindblowing insight, Tim.

I guess this seems to be a popular opinion.

[Benny Profane]

And just a little off subject here, but where the fuck did they find those two ugly people they go to after the game is over? And....why? Who the fuck are they?

[smmokan]

Its almost as bad as ESPN having Shelley Smith do interviews. I guess fat girls need loving too.

Maybe McCarver and Buck will get stuck in Chi-town and won't make the trip to Houston to do games 3-5.

[Tippster]

Its almost as bad as ESPN having Shelley Smith do interviews. I guess fat girls need loving too.

Maybe McCarver and Buck will get stuck in Chi-town and won't make the trip to Houston to do games 3-5.

HAHAHAHA! My wife saw her and said, "She's... large."

[jimmy page]

I agree the the Fox broadcast team sucks. And what is up with all of the extreme close-ups.

I wish ESPN was doing the series.

[smmokan]

To quote my girlfriend last night: There's nothing worse than a close up of someone spitting.

My reply: how about 10 close ups of someone picking their nose?

[shmerham]

Apparently Brandon Arrojo = Bronson Arroyo in McCarver's world. The dickhead couldn't get the guy's name right to save his life during last year's ALCS. Personal opinion here, but he seems to be a bumbling idiot to me that makes very little sense 90% of the time. When he is making sense, he is simple stating the obvious: "Joe...what the Astros need to do here is get a baserunner on base. That would put them in a place where they could score a run". Thanks for the mindblowing insight, Tim.

I guess this seems to be a popular opinion.

Yeah, after f-ing up Arroyo's name multiple times and I can only assume he must've heard about it, he f-ed it up again this year during the regular season. I guess there are bigger things to worry about, but that's one of my pet peeve's when someone constantly gets something wrong.

McCarver doesn't just state the obvious. He states the obvious and drives into your skull as many times as he can. "Joe...what the Astros need to do here is get a baserunner on base. That would put them in a place where they could score a run".

"...you can't score runs if you don't have someone to send home. If you want to score a run you have to get someone on the base, which is what the Astros need to do."

[mrryde]

You know who I would really like to punch? That little spanish Astro fan dude who's proud of his fucking whistle in the I Live For This commercial they show WAY too much. Bang, Zoom, to the Moon.

hahahahaha so fucking true

[Big E]

Sounds like the brother on "My Name Is Earl." Except it's actually kinda funny on that show (in a mind-numbing, turn your brain off for 30 minutes way).

[rightcoast]

What about the conversation they were having just as the grand-slam ball was leaving the yard??
Something about how well the pitcher has bounced back, and gotten "the bad taste out of his mouth" after the homer he gave up the previous night.
"yeah, now he has a different taste"
I hate those guys.

[Bum Z]

I love John Miller and Joe Morgan. They rule. Harold Reynolds isn't bad, either.

[The AD]

I've never heard anyone say they like Tim McCarver yet there he is, year after year. I bet Fox purposely trots McCarver out there knowing everyone hates him. It's like a train wreck you just can't turn away from.

[schindlerpiste]

I love John Miller and Joe Morgan. They rule. Harold Reynolds isn't bad, either.

TIme to boast...I once caught a foul ball hit by Joe Morgan in the playoffs against the Mets. Whatever!
I think that he knows a lot about baseball, but he plays favorites, and he hates the Yankees. AH.
I used to love the way he cocked his elbow before swinging.

[sea2ski]

I think you people need to learn to watch sports the same way I do. With the TV on mute and music on my stereo instead of listening to the announcers. Do you really need someone to explain what you can watch with your own eyes? With all the graphics these days you can read everything on the screen. Mc Carver hasn't bothered me at all, plus the commericals are less annoying when you can't hear them.

[lax]

i saw some dude with a handmade "Tim Mcarver is a fag, Joe Buck can suck a slam-a-lama-ding-dong" shirt at the sox parade last year...i laughed my ass off

[shmerham]

I might be a Boston fan and Morgan had his magic, but the guy is an idiot. He makes tons of claims that aren't true, he gets called out on them and he still says the same untrue shit.

Take Moneyball for instance, which he's repeatedly claimed Billy Beane wrote, even after someone told him he didn't.

[PimpMasterJ]

that time Deion Sanders threw that bucket at McCarver after winning the world series was priceless!!



http://www.shutuptimmccarver.com/

[trainnvain]

It didn't take him long to get going during the All-star game. He said this when Abreu was the very first batter: "Bobby Abreau is so good because he has the lightest grip with his left hand in the league. He grips the bat like a pianist."