What is the weirdest thing you have ever tasted?

**divegirl** · 10-24-2005, 03:11 PM

Uni ---> sea urchin (sp?) :GAG:

**Blurred** · 10-24-2005, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by frozenwater

The fact that a maggot proclaims that manjuice is not only NOT bad, but that he has tasted his own enough to know that it differs depending on what you have been eating - is just blowing my mind.

For once, I agree with frozenwater.

How in the hell can you talk about eating/drinking your own cum like it's just another snack?

Did he just beat off and lick his fingers like he just got done eating a sloppy joe??

I'm gonna go vomit now.

**yentna** · 10-24-2005, 03:19 PM

Originally Posted by stayhigh

when i was a little kid, probably 6, i had a couple buddies over and we slept in sleeping bags out on the lawn. My mom made us brownies that night... I woke up and found a little ball of brownie in my bag and ate it. It was not a brownie. I dont think Ive ever told that to anyone.

Wow. wow. Wow.

**cj001f** · 10-24-2005, 03:21 PM

Originally Posted by BlurredElevens

How in the hell can you talk about eating/drinking your own cum like it's just another snack?

I imagine because you expect your chick to swallow it?

**uglymoney** · 10-24-2005, 03:26 PM

Funky stuff? I can't recall, or I mean, I can't compete with the crazy consumption stories posting in this thread.

Worst? The time I stopped at a truckstop in Omaha on my way to Colorado, grabbed a quart of milk, jumped in my fueled car and took off. Down the road a ways, thirsty as hell, I popped it open and drank about half of it in one swig.

It was completely rotten, cottage cheese and water, stinky and rancid. I pulled onto the shoulder and puked my guts out. Jesus it was sick. I spent the rest of the next 550 miles trying to clean my mouth with damn near everything. Lava Soap, not bad by comparison.

I made a special stop on my way back home, asked for a manager and DEMANDED a full refund of my 89 cents. My eyes were wide and I was pissed and poised to go off. The manager knew I was fucking serious and ponied. I left without spending any of it. Worst of all, the name of the truckstop is Sapp Brothers. Everytime I go by the sign I get a hit of that sap...

**Max Gosey** · 10-24-2005, 03:46 PM

I was in my living room one night drinking some beers. My friend came in from the other room with a bag of Beggin' Strips in his hand. I had no idea what he was doing until I saw him snacking every minute or so on a fresh one. He was pretty tanked and I'm still not sure if he knew that it wasn't beef jerky...

**Endlessseason** · 10-24-2005, 03:59 PM

Hoooly Freakin' Mooooolllly!!!!

I'll never be able to look at some of you the same way again...

**acostiga** · 10-24-2005, 04:07 PM

the germans ate raw ground meat now and then, which tasted pretty weird. one of the weirdest tasting liquids has got to be 'tequiza', the bottled beer/tequila mix. that stuff is what i imagine windex to be like...

**girlski0912** · 10-24-2005, 06:41 PM

This thread is making me happy to be unemployed. If I had a job, it is quite possible that I would have been at work today when I read this post and my multiple reactions to some of the things that you people have put into your mouths would have gotten my ass fired. WOW is all that can be said.

**schindlerpiste** · 10-24-2005, 06:44 PM

Hitchhiking across country. Stopping at McD's around or after closing. Searching the dumpster for 1/2 eaten Big Macs ....before the rats got to them. Yummie!!!

**schindlerpiste** · 10-24-2005, 07:20 PM

I was a howlie, fishing off the coast of Maui with some local brahs. One landed a nice marlin. When we returned to the dock with the fish, one dude whipped out a machete, sliced off a chunk of the fish, took a bite, started yelling "sashimi...sashimi". Of course, I ate a large chunk. Freshest fish I ever ate.

**gorms** · 10-24-2005, 07:30 PM

9V battery....everyones probably done it though

**altagirl** · 10-24-2005, 07:47 PM

Originally Posted by DJMingus

Blood pudding - my Swedish grandmother loved this shit and it was pretty hard to choke down. God knows what is actually is in it.

All you guys telling the women how nasty your cum is - SHUT THE FUCK UP! Don't be encouraging that point of view.

I'm disappointed none of the ladies have posted up how much they like it...

I'm just picturing some of you getting blow jobs and trying to wash your girlfriend's mouth out with soap before kissing her again.

**schindlerpiste** · 10-24-2005, 08:08 PM

Yum! This is starting to sound like it should be in the Padded Room. Blow Jobs...Jism...Washing babes mouth out with soap. Sounds delectible

**SPREAD EAGLE** · 10-24-2005, 08:48 PM

here's mine for sea urchin (raw) and cow everything (brain, intestine, heart,etc.)
pig everything (even the actual anus) delicasy in Argentina

nummy!!

**release** · 10-24-2005, 09:24 PM

You know you are in the heart of Dixie when you can get pickled pig lips. Saw these one time in a big glass jar just like they sell pickled eggs. I did not try it. You could tell they were real lips because they still had whiskers.

**Mrs Roo** · 10-25-2005, 06:52 AM

Originally Posted by Buster Highmen

no love for haggis? ......? Blood sausage?

Haggis tastes nice. Is blood sausage the same as black pudding (British blood product breakfast fare)? If so it also tastes nice.

Nasty stuff:
Whelks in brine
Jellied eels
salty liquorice sweets (scandinavian)

**bad_roo** · 10-25-2005, 07:13 AM

Originally Posted by BlurredElevens

For once, I agree with frozenwater.

How in the hell can you talk about eating/drinking your own cum like it's just another snack?

Did he just beat off and lick his fingers like he just got done eating a sloppy joe??

I'm gonna go vomit now.

Trawling through our postbag, we were reminded
of our favourite story on b3ta ever. Involving
a sexual act called "The Spiderman" which
translates as 'pulling out just before the vinegar
strokes, chucking your fat into your hand,
then flinging it in the girls face whilst
triumphantly shouting "Go web go!"' You see,
we have very classy people posting on our site.

**Tectonically_Neglected** · 10-25-2005, 07:53 AM

Originally Posted by Mrs Roo

Haggis tastes nice. Is blood sausage the same as black pudding (British blood product breakfast fare)? If so it also tastes nice.

Nasty stuff:
Whelks in brine
Jellied eels
salty liquorice sweets (scandinavian)

Funny, I thought salty liquorice sweets are dutch. Pretty sure actually.

**Tippster** · 10-25-2005, 08:01 AM

Originally Posted by bad_roo

Trawling through our postbag, we were reminded
of our favourite story on b3ta ever. Involving
a sexual act called "The Spiderman" which
translates as 'pulling out just before the vinegar
strokes, chucking your fat into your hand,
then flinging it in the girls face whilst
triumphantly shouting "Go web go!"' You see,
we have very classy people posting on our site.

I've gotta try that.... hopefully I'll still be married afterwards.

Gorms: One of the audio guys I work with always tastes his 9v batteries (they power our field mixers) before deciding they need to be replaced. He swears his tongue's as accurate as a volt-meter.

**Mrs Roo** · 10-25-2005, 08:02 AM

Originally Posted by Tectonically_Neglected

Funny, I thought salty liquorice sweets are dutch. Pretty sure actually.

Quite possibly, but they are still rank!

**warthog** · 10-25-2005, 08:20 AM

Originally Posted by schindlerpiste

I was a howlie, fishing off the coast of Maui with some local brahs. One landed a nice marlin. When we returned to the dock with the fish, one dude whipped out a machete, sliced off a chunk of the fish, took a bite, started yelling "sashimi...sashimi". Of course, I ate a large chunk. Freshest fish I ever ate.

You sure you weren't a Haole, Haole? You JOJ, or FOB.

**hoarhey** · 10-25-2005, 08:25 AM

My weirdest one comes from South Korea, in the "restaurants in tents" that are common for post bar feedings. I haven't tried the Scandanavian or Icelandic delicacies, which I hope I can avoid for a long time.

Live octopus that is chopped in pieces (called sa-nach-chi). One must chew very authoritatively to prevent the tentacles from sticking in your mouth/throat on the way down.