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**Steven S. Dallas** · 09-08-2006, 01:54 PM

I owe Irul beers for my wildly inaccurate AL east predictions, but he'd rather have a sauvignon blanc spritzer and a reach-around.

**Spicoli** · 09-08-2006, 01:58 PM

Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas

I owe Irul beers for my wildly inaccurate AL east predictions, but he'd rather have a sauvignon blanc spritzer and a reach-around.

Steven S. Dallas gave me Irul's reach around and a prostate exam.

**El Chupacabra** · 09-08-2006, 01:59 PM

Spicoli can "squeal like a piggy." Just ask Ned Beatty.

**CrackerPlease** · 09-08-2006, 03:38 PM

This little big went to market, this little piggy stayed home this little piggy had rost beef, this little piggy had none, this little piggy went wewewe all the way home

**P_McPoser** · 09-08-2006, 07:24 PM

CrackerPlease smokes no drugs.

**Hugh Jass** · 09-08-2006, 07:30 PM

Originally Posted by P_McPoser

CrackerPlease smokes no drugs.

P_McPoser is proud to have fucked Bertha Yolanda Underwood.

**wanghoeby** · 09-09-2006, 03:09 PM

Hugh Jass was too dumb to think of a real name so he had to steal one from a good Simpsons episode.

**Plakespear** · 09-09-2006, 04:08 PM

While defining darwinism in Provo, UT, wanghoeby was kidnapped by an obscure sect of gay polygamist mormons who made him one of their "wives"

**cab9** · 09-09-2006, 04:08 PM

Wanghoeby said bye to his wang after nailing a haitian hoe with the same name....

**Johnny Sicline** · 09-09-2006, 04:35 PM

Cab9 was a little slow on making fun of wanghoeby, maybe rikshaw3 is a more appropriate name.

**wanghoeby** · 09-11-2006, 02:28 PM

Johnny Sicline really isn't Johnny Sicline nor is he Christopher Walken. Instead, he is actually the rare prop watch used in the filming of Pulp Fiction by Walken who against recommendation placed it in is anal cavity to proove to John Travolta that your rectum can distinguish the difference between a pocket and a normal watch.

Why this watch is on TGR and not in Travola's ass is entirely unknown.

**BeanDip4All** · 09-11-2006, 03:04 PM

Wanghoeby's personal Darwinism motto: " 'I am Evolution's Revenge.' "

**Plakespear** · 09-11-2006, 03:08 PM

TacomaLuv actually drives a Dodge Dart.

**El Chupacabra** · 09-11-2006, 03:12 PM

Plakespear is really Robbie Shakespeare, reggae bass player extraordinaire:

**subtle plague** · 09-11-2006, 03:46 PM

el chupacabra secretyly tries to master to skill of feigning to be a mexican warlord of the 23rd century. even his post apocalytic wasteland accent sounds convincing by now.

**Keoni** · 09-11-2006, 05:02 PM

subtle plague is really, an overt HIV virus.

**Lexi-Bell** · 10-06-2006, 04:26 PM

Bend-me-over-Keoni, pioneer of the oook-a-lay-mee, likes long slow walks on the North shore and pineapples where the sun don't shine.

**irul&ublo** · 10-06-2006, 04:30 PM

Lexi-Bell is jealous of Keoni's ability to swallow large fruits with his anus.

**Ubersheist** · 10-06-2006, 06:23 PM

Originally Posted by irul&ublo

Lexi-Bell is jealous of Keoni's ability to swallow large fruits with his anus.

Irul&Ublo's screen name is actually in reference to his position in the gay porn industry. Hey, at least he's a top.

**mrryde** · 10-06-2006, 06:49 PM

Ubershiest wishes he was Highway Star

**snorkeldeep** · 10-06-2006, 06:51 PM

mrrdye IS highway star

**lax** · 10-06-2006, 07:20 PM

snorkel deep is really from the east coast, and while other's perceive his use of a snorkel on any and every day there is fresh snow as an ironic joke, he actaully wears it due to a crippling fear of snow suffocation thanks to his childhood bully Scut Fargus

**wanghoeby** · 10-06-2006, 08:09 PM

Lax only joined TGR because he thought the finger mustache was an homage to the dirty Sanchez, his personal favorite, and would receive a complementary one as a member. To his dismay, maggots aren't quite that kinky, well most aren't, and had to settle for a Retardo Eduardo.